Equipped
Unusual Sober Stuntman
Level 80 HatEffect: Circling Heart
Painted: Pink as Hell
"Don't let the heart fool you."
Equipped
Uncharitable Bottle
Level 1 BottleKills: 115
Equipped
"Now take it in the face."
Level 1 Grenade Launcher"Just how you like it."
Equipped
"I love making you blow..."
Level 1 Stickybomb Launcher"...up."
Equipped
Unusual Vintage Tyrolean
Level 55 HatEffect: Circling Heart
Painted: Pink as Hell
Equipped
Uncharitable Ubersaw
Level 10 BonesawKills: 117
Equipped
"Your whip, bitch. (Ubercharge)"
Level 1 Medi GunEquipped
Unusual Backwards Ballcap
Level 10 HatEffect: Circling Heart
Painted: Pink as Hell
Style: Headphones Disengaged
Equipped
Unusual Bonk Boy
Level 15 HatEffect: Purple Energy
Style: Aerodynamic Classic
Equipped
Sufficiently Lethal Pistol
Level 1 PistolKills: 206
Equipped
"MY TITS"
Level 1 ScattergunDate Received: Jan 22, 2013 (11:54PM) UTC
Gifted By: hero[br0ther]
Kills: 136
"Property of Hero"
Equipped
Three-Rune Blade
Level 10 SwordCrafted By: $ignedUnknown™
Equipped
Unusual Desert Marauder
Level 72 HatEffect: Circling Heart
Painted: Pink as Hell
Equipped
Unusual Villain's Veil
Level 8 HatEffect: Purple Energy
Painted: Pink as Hell
Style: Smooth Assassin
Equipped
Vintage Razorback
Level 43 ShieldEquipped
Spectacularly Lethal Machina
Level 5 Sniper RifleKills: 310
Equipped
Unusual Football Helmet
Level 32 HatEffect: Circling Heart
Painted: Pink as Hell
Equipped
Strange Gloves of Running Urgently
Level 10 Boxing GlovesKills: 2
Equipped
"Combat Barbie"
Level 17 HatEffect: Circling Heart
Painted: Pink as Hell
"Drill me!"
Equipped
Vintage Escape Plan
Level 10 PickaxeEquipped
The Original
Level 5 Rocket LauncherEquipped
Unusual Brigade Helm
Level 26 HatEffect: Circling Heart
Painted: Pink as Hell
Equipped
Vintage Axtinguisher
Level 10 Fire AxeEquipped
Vintage Flare Gun
Level 10 Flare GunEquipped
The Phlogistinator
Level 10 Flame ThrowerEquipped
"Texan 2 Heart"
Level 89 HatEffect: Circling Heart
Painted: Pink as Hell
Equipped
Vintage Wrangler
Level 5 Laser PointerEquipped
Unusual Fancy Fedora
Level 92 HatEffect: Circling Heart
Painted: Pink as Hell
Equipped
Unusual Le Party Phantom
Level 49 HatEffect: Purple Energy
Equipped
Vintage Ambassador
Level 5 RevolverEquipped
Vintage Dead Ringer
Level 5 Invis WatchEquipped
Unremarkable Knife
Level 1 KnifeKills: 19
Equipped
Summer Shades
Level 10 GlassesPainted: Pink as Hell
(Untradable)
#9541
Equipped
Dr. Whoa
Level 15 ShirtPainted: Pink as Hell
Crafted By: Swimbound
Craft #9541
Equipped
The Koala Compact
Level 2 SatchelPainted: Pink as Hell
Style: Twins
Equipped
The Pocket Purrer
Level 81 SatchelPainted: Pink as Hell
Equipped
The Cremator's Conscience
Level 15 ConsciencePainted: Pink as Hell
Date Received: Apr 30, 2012 (02:12AM) UTC
Gifted By: PΘM: Nevdawg ☠
#2097
Equipped
The Ornament Armament
Level 20 Decorative BombsPainted: Pink as Hell
Craft #2097
#1483
Equipped
Buck Turner All-Stars
Level 15 ShoesPainted: Pink as Hell
Craft #1483
Equipped
The Essential Accessories
Level 10 ApparelPainted: Pink as Hell
Teddy Roosebelt
Level 47 Pocket BuddyDate Received: Apr 18, 2012 (06:39AM) UTC
Gifted By: James.Shocka
(Uncraftable)
#4123
The Itsy Bitsy Spyer
Level 15 Pocket BuddyCrafted By: gen4ik
Craft #4123
#2842
Equipped
The Sandvich Safe
Level 15 LunchboxCraft #2842
The Stocking Stuffer
Level 51 StockingDate Received: Sep 10, 2012 (07:14AM) UTC
Gifted By: PΘM: Nevdawg ☠
(Uncraftable)
Equipped
Taunt: The High Five!
Level 5 Special TauntEquipped
Power Up Canteen
Level 89 Usable Item(Untradable)
"Mona's my queen and I'm her bitch."
Level 100 RingDate Received: Oct 25, 2012 (06:36AM) UTC
A perpetual bond of commitment between James.Shocka and PΘM: Miss Mona's Poop, forever and ever and ever.
(Untradable) (Uncraftable)