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I am looking for UNCRAFTABLE items ONLY. (see bottom of trade for further details regarding clean items).

Item Listing:
(Notice: If an item does not have an uncraftable version, leave offers accordingly but note that I will only be looking for regular versions--no gen., vint., etc)

All Class/Multi-Class:
-Towering Pillar of Hats
-Noble Amassment of Hats
-Modest Pile of Hat
-Spine-Chilling Skull 2011 (Has all 3 Styles)
---Spine-Cooling Skull (Single Style)
---Spine-Tingling Skull (Single Style)
---Spine-Twisting Skull (Single Style)
-Spine-Chilling Skull 2010
-Deus Specs
-Brown Bomber
-Bolgan Family Crest
-Alien Swarm Parasite Hat
-Rather Festive Tree
-B.M.O.C.
-Company Man
-Bolt Action Blitzer
-Flair!
-Clan Pride
-Horrific Headsplitter
-Killer Exclusive
-Merc's Pride Scarf
-Point and Shoot
-Professor Speks
-Summer Hat
-Summer Shades
-Athletic Supporter
-Voodoo Juju
-Warsworn Helmet
-Mark of the Saint
-Teufort Tooth Kicker
-Pocket Medic
-Team Captain
-Ornament Armament
-Private Eye
-Scrap Pack
-Itsy Bitsy Spyer
-Dr.Whoa
-Doublecross-Comm


Scout:
-Backwards Ballcap
-Ball-kicking Boots
-Baseball Bill's Sport's Shine
-Batter's Helmet
-Big Elfin' Deal
-Bombing Run
-Bonk Boy
-Bonk Helm
-Bootie Time
-Boston Boom-Bringer
-El Jefe
-Fast Learner
-Flip Flops
-Flipped Trilby
-Front Runner
-Hermes
-Hero's Tail
-Hot Dogger
-Lucky No. 42
-Milkman
-Planeswalker Goggles
-Sign of the Wolf's School
-Stereoscopic Shades
-Essential Accessories
-The Super Fan
-Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
-Whoopee Cap
-Ye Olde Baker Boy
-Cross-Comm Express


Soldier:
-All Father
-Armored Authority
-Battle Bob
-Brain Bucket
-Chieftain's Challenge
-Conquistador
-Defiant Spartan
-Dr. Dapper's Topper
-Exquisite Rack
-Fancy Dress Uniform
-Furious Fukaamigasa
-Grenadier's Softcap
-Hat With No Name
-Hero's Hachimaki
-Honcho's Headgear
-Infernal Impaler
-Jumper's Jeepcap
-Killer's Kabuto
-Kringle Collection
-Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe
-Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet
-Lucky Shot
-Lubricus Lid
-Salty Dog
-Sargent's Drill Hat
-Soldier's Stash
-Stahlhelm
-Stainless Pot
-Stout Shako
-Tyrant's Helm
-Cross-Comm Crash Helmet


Pyro:
-Apparition's Aspect
-Attendant
-Brigade Helm
-Bubble Pipe
-Connoisseurs
-Cremator's Conscience
-Dead Cone
-Flamboyant Flamenco
-Foster's Facade
-Handyman's Handle
-Headwarmer
-Hotties Hoodie
-Jingle Belt
-Last Breath
-Little Buddy
-Madame Dixie
-Moonman Backpack
-Napper's Respite
-Old Guadalajara
-Prancer's Pride
-Pyro's Beanie
-Pyromancer's Mask
-Sight for Sore Eyes
-Stately Steel Toe
-Stockbrokers Scarf
-Triboniophorus Tyrannus (Brain Slug)
-Vintage Merryweather
-Waxy Wayfinder
-Whiskered Gentleman
-Triclops


Demo:
-A Whiff of the Old Brimstone
-Aladdin's Private Reserve
-Bolgan
-Buccaneer's Bicorne
-Carouser's Capotain
-Conjurer's Cowl
-Dangeresque, Too?
-Demoman's Fro
-Glengarry Bonnet
-Hustler's Hallmark
-Mask of the Shaman
-Prince Travish's Crown
--Rimmed Raincatcher
-Samur-Eye
-Scotch Bonnet
-Reggaelator
-Snapped Pupil
-Sober Stuntman
-Sultan's Ceremonial
-Tam O' Shanter
-Travish Degroot Experience
-Trippler's Tricorne


Heavy:
-All-Father
-Big Chief
-Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun
-Cadaver's Cranium
-Capo's Capper
-Copper's Hard Top
-Coupe D'isaster
-Dealer's Visor
-Dragon Born Helmet
-Dread Knot
-Football Helmet
-Gym Rat
-Hard Counter
-Heavy Duty Rag
-Hound Dog
-Large Luchadore
-Magnificent Mongolian
-Officer's Ushanka
-One-Man Army
-Outdoorsman
-Pilotka
-Puglist Protector
-Purity Fist
-Sandvich Safe
-Security Shades
-Toss-Proof Towel
-Tough Guy's Touque
-Warhead


Engineer:
-Big Country
-Brainiac Goggles
-Brainiac Hairpiece
-Buckaroo's Hat
-Builder's Blueprints
-Engineer's Cap
-Googly Gazer
-Hetman's Headpiece
-Hotrod
-Industrial Festivizer
-Mining Light
-Ol' Geezer
-Pencil Pusher
-Pip-Boy
-Prairie Heel Biters
-Professor's Peculiarity
-Safe'n'Sound
-Stocking Stuffer
-Teddy Roosebelt
-Texas Halfpants
-Texas Slim's Dome Shine
-Texas Ten Gallon
-Virtual Reality Headset
-Western Wear
-Wingstick


Medic:
-Berliner's Bucket Helm
-Blighted Beak
-Couve Corner
-Doctor's Sack
-Geisha Boy
-Gentleman's Gatsby
-German Gonzila
-Grimm Hatte
-Medic's Mountain Cap
-Nine-Pipe Problem
-Otolaryngologist's Mirror
-Plane's Walker Helm
-Prussian Picklehaube
-Physician's Procedure Mask
-Surgeon's Stahlhelm
-Surgeon's Stethoscope
-Vintage Tyrolean
-Ze Goggles


Sniper:
-Anger
-Bloke's Bucket Hat
-Bushman's Boonie
-Crocleather Slouch
-Crocodile Smile
-Desert Marauder
-Fruit Shoot
-Larrikin Robin
-Master's Yellowbelt
-Ol' Snaggletooth
-Outback Intellectual
-Professional's Panama
-Ritzy Ritz Hair Fixative
-Shooter's Sola Topi
-Swagman's Swatter
-Trophy Belt
-Villain's Veil
-Your Worst Nightmare
-Flamingo Kid


Spy:
-Backbiter's Billycock
-Camera Beard
-Charmer's Chapeau
-Casa Nostra Cap
-Counterfiet Billycock
-Dashin' Heshashin
-Detective Noir
-Familiar Fez
-Fancy Fedora
-Frenchman's Beret
-Janissary Ketche
-Le'Inspecteur
-Le Party Phantom
-Made Man
-Magistrate's Mullet
-Nanobalaclava
-Noh Mercy
-Rouge's Col Roule
-Spectre's Spectacles
-Sneaky Spats of Sneaking
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Any Special Lvl's, Paints, Etc will affect price in most cases. Note, though, that unless I'm looking for said paint or lvl I am more likely to take a regular version. I will at times request these special things for items.
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Change Log:

-May 13, 2012:
--List Created
--Added notifications for buying status

May 18, 2012
-Updated Buy List
--Changed the "NOT BUYING ATM" to 'strikethroughs'
--Spine-Chilling Skull 2011 set struck through
--Updated item list with new game items
-Spine-Chilling Skull 2011, 3 Styles Vers. Provided by "mt | riku"---Thanks mate!
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Feel free to bookmark this trade, it will change often.

Alternate Trade: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1700740
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WARNING: If you post your clean hat when I've requested uncraftables only, you will be reported. This is due to the past trades where people completely ignored the notes and posted their craftables. I do note that some hats do not have uncraftable versions. These are the only exceptions.
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