IMPORTANT NOTICE: DUE TO THE NUMBER OF ILLITERATE TRADERS ADDING ME, IF ANOTHER TOOL ADDS ME WITHOUT POSTING AND ASKS FOR A WEAPON THAT IS NOT ON PAGE 9 OR 10 I WILL IMMEDIATELY BLOCK YOU.
~~~Chris's 1:1 weapon store~~~
Most tf2 traders reach success via three main paths:
1. Hard work (e.g. classic scrapbanking)
2. Hardcore unusual sharking (scum)
3. Buy cheap, sell for more (softcore item sharking?)
The TF2 market today can be quite a harsh place with more lowballer fags, sharkers and scammers than ever before and so even the tiniest bit of help can go a long way, I present to you...
^_^ Chris’s 1:1 weapon store ^_^
You might be asking yourself
“A 1:1 weapon store with no profit?! What’s the catch? O:”
Well rest assured wary trader because there is no catch, only conditions that make you eligible for this wonderful service.
Conditions:
1. You are not eligible for this service if your backpack is worth over 2 buds
2. If you are a marked scammer
3. Only weapons from page 9 & 10 of my backpack are for 1:1 exchanges
4. The weapon your exchanging must also be CLEAN
“Well Chris I meet the criteria, now what?”
Instructions:
1. Leave a comment detailing which weapon you’d like to own (please check page 9 and 10 of my bp)
2. DO NOT ADD ME
3. I will give your offer a green tick
4. Feel free to add me
7. Enjoy your new weapon (:
8. +rep me :33 (optional, but I would appreciate it)
tl:dr (lazy dick)
I feel semi-guilty and I want to give back to the community through 1:1 weapon exchanges. Only weapons from page 9 and 10 of my backpack, please wait for me to approve your offer before adding.
I appreciate donations if you wish to contribute :D
Oh yeah and if someone can explain to me how you bold or change the colour of text on outpost I would be very thankful :3 Thanks LuckShan and ICanDoDis!!! :DD
Weapons exchanged: 232
Future/Possible developments:
Planning on doing some scrapbanking to allow more weapon variety on page 9 (:
Might add a free dirty hat lottery e.g. every 30th weapon exchange receives a free dirty hat or something
Please post here first, I think literacy on tf2outpost is highly underrated
Donations: (these guys are cool :3)
Ze [Snake_bosS] do Talho- uncraft axtinguisher
Jatsu tsappari- 15 clean weapons OO:
Goblin- 3 clean weapons C:
Hoiguyyami {☩}: 21 clean weapons :DDDDDDDD
Discort: uncraft sandvich
MrDrPsychopath: 3 uncraft weapons
sunfalcon8: 1 clean weapon
stanthemanfan: 1 clean weapon
Alex Tanamachi: 4 uncraft weapons
Angus Burger- 1 clean weapon
If you can actually say something simple like thank you to express your gratitude it would be nice. I make no profit whatsoever and I spend my own time for your requests.
Other 1:1 weapon exchanges:
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/1111111
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2388860
Updates:
Bought some more weapons, weapon selection is +50 now C:
Bought the #1 outback intellectual (not related, but still happy ^_^)
chris.and.chips #ScorchingTC
(11 months ago)
Oh wait sorry your bp is worth over 2 buds, therefore you are not eligable for this service. This exchange is for mainly those new to TF2 trading.
Dolan Dµck Fin
(11 months ago)
hello i would like to have degreaser,buff banner,detonator and shahanshah
Zé do Talho
(11 months ago)
I would like to trade for your cozy camper! (any weapon that i want for my BP, or U choose?) best regards!
chris.and.chips #ScorchingTC
(11 months ago)
well I'd prefer popular weapons so it encourages people to trade, but it is honestly up to you
Protozoon
(11 months ago)
Hi can I trade force of nature, direct hit and L'etranger for cosy camper, fists of steel and postal pummeler plz :)
chris.and.chips #ScorchingTC
(11 months ago)
I am afraid someone beat you to the camper, but feel free to add me for the other weapons
doglunic
(11 months ago)
To add colors in your post, use the format Red Text Here or use [color=#FFFFFF] (using a color's hexadecimal value after the # sign, you can google for the values) but many colors are supported for the first option.
doglunic
(11 months ago)
oops, messed up the first one. it was [*color=red]Red Text Here[*/color] without asterisks
Kevin
(11 months ago)
Bookmarked, I will be sending people here. I see them asking for 1;1 weapon swaps. I have stopped doing it because I ran out of space.
Billie Joe
(11 months ago)
I am wondering, which page are you selling now?
If you are selling your Rocket Jumper, I have a Concheror for exchange.
If you are selling your Rocket Jumper, I have a Concheror for exchange.
boüi
(11 months ago)
I was looking for a spy-cycle but it seems you sold it. Anyway, do you trade the Frontier Justice?
[BONK] Solomonn Grundy
(11 months ago)
are you doing 1:1 strange trades as well, I am talking, I give you a strange for a strange of equal or lesser value
Mr. Gatsby
(11 months ago)
hi are you still doing 1:1 cause i would like to get at the darwins shield please :]
chris.and.chips #ScorchingTC
(11 months ago)
oh I dont really care if your donating xD but I mean the actual exchange is only for new traders (:
The Mentalist
(11 months ago)
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook Mark~
Great idea!!!!~<3
Great idea!!!!~<3
Dipsh
(11 months ago)
yea, I see two enforcers in the first row of page 9. If you only have one to trade thats cool too. I'll give you a weapon for it.
chris.and.chips #ScorchingTC
(11 months ago)
This is mainly for people who want to try out the weapon, not for exchanging into more popular weapons that you could sell for 1 scrap.
Dipsh
(11 months ago)
I don't think you can even sell enforcer for a scrap after that nerf anymore lol. Anyways, its alright if you don't want to trade.
JabbaWockeeZ
(11 months ago)
shahansha (bleh) , jarate, scotsman skull cutter, machina for your bushwacka, tomislav, scottish handshake, shortstop
Hoiguyyami
(11 months ago)
I would like to make a donation. Also, the first page of your backpack is one of the coolest things i've ever seen.
Can I add you?
Can I add you?
ilnubyge cheerz
(11 months ago)
my ullapool caber + splendid screen i found yesterday (:P) for jag + sandvich
ilnubyge cheerz
(10 months ago)
sli wababas wi booties, chrage n targe, splendid screen,chledemoar (demoman longer charge weapon) and a troll forcer for black box buff banner euraka effect mad milk lib lawnchair
Inept77
(11 months ago)
Hey, are you still doing this? I'm a bit confused as to what weapons you're offering.
Pangan
(11 months ago)
I haven't got tradeables at the moment, but I'm looking for the Warrior's Spirit and the Black Box. Would you accept a scrap for them, or would it have to be in tradeables?
Pangan
(11 months ago)
Actually, can I update that to the Quick-Fix, the Warrior's Spirit, the Black Box and the Scotsman's Skullcutter. Also, I now have four tradeables (Huntsman, Amputator, Righteous Bison, Bushwacka).
Vontron ಠ_ಠ
(11 months ago)
Can I trade for your Quick-Fix, Equalizer, Chargin' Targe, Eyelander, 2 Jarates and that Half-Zatoichi?
UncleBilly
(11 months ago)
Amputator , Crossbow and UC Kritzkrieg. I pay an UC weapon for the Kritzkrieg. The rest 2 random Weapons.
san
(11 months ago)
I want a weapon, but my backpack is over 2 buds. I promise you that I'm done with trading, it's the only weapon I do not currently own. I'll trade you a gifted weapon + 3 uncraftable weapons for your troubles too.
chris.and.chips #ScorchingTC
(10 months ago)
I can make exceptions as long as people post here. Why are you done trading? :/ I
san
(10 months ago)
Trading is boring. As you said, too many sharks, lowballers, jerks, etc. and profit trading makes less money than a real job. Anyways, add me
Vanilla FrosTTi #rusty
(10 months ago)
This trade is getting longer... Longer... Even longer... About to faint... Sry u have just made me illiterate :3... Zzzzz... I'm done. xD
sunfalcon
(10 months ago)
May I take both Originals, one Ullapool Caber and your Sun on a Stick for 4 weapons?
Sigh
(10 months ago)
oh how about for the cloak and dagger then casue i was on your steam one not outpost =3 sorry
Him
(10 months ago)
i would like to use your 1:1 weapon swap servicer please
got a kgb and a mail-box
got a kgb and a mail-box
Lady Echoklang
(10 months ago)
Hello, I would like to trade for the Shahansha, Powerjack, Concheror, Axtinguisher and Skullcutter :3
lapis lazuli
(10 months ago)
I don't really have that many items now... but I can trade a Righteous Bison or a Cow Mangler
Fisher08 Buyin all Tradingcards
(10 months ago)
Hello Docktor Rainbow fridges trade got closed, may want to contact him get updated listing
also here is mine
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2388860
been doing it for over three months
also here is mine
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2388860
been doing it for over three months
Pheggo
(10 months ago)
if its okay ill take that awkward bottle o rum so scottish handshake for a random wep in my bp :D
Muffin Wi3rdo S) Self made key
(10 months ago)
Good idea :) Would thank you for helping players getting items :D!
Would be nice with more ppl like this ;)
(My bp is over 2 buds so i am not changing for any weapons :P)
Would be nice with more ppl like this ;)
(My bp is over 2 buds so i am not changing for any weapons :P)
re+ Icarus #AWAY 4 WEEKEND
(10 months ago)
Could I get the Righteous Bison? I'll give you Fists of Steel. Is the Righteous Bison on the 9th page, or is it on the tenth because of the 'NEW' items?
KristyKillings.
(10 months ago)
Heya! Can I have Detonator, Battalion's Backup, and the Gunboats for my Manmetler, Bazaar Bargain, Brass Beast? Gladly appreciated in advance :)
Forrest Gump
(10 months ago)
I will trade my Bushwacka for your Wrap Assassin...? Thanks in advance :D
Doctor BLU
(10 months ago)
Can I get a G.R.U, Sandvich and Pomson 6000 for a Market Gardener, Sydney Sleeper and Sun-On-a-Stick?
Scruff McGruff
(10 months ago)
2 Diamond Back , enforcer , big earner, for 3 sydney sleepers and cow mangler
Vontron ಠ_ಠ
(10 months ago)
My Disciplinary Action, Fists of Steal and Buff Banner for your Pain Train, Soda Popper and Sandman.
Also man, just a heads up, I think the red writing at the top of your trade should read "PAGE 9 OR 10", not "PAGE 8 OR 9".
Also man, just a heads up, I think the red writing at the top of your trade should read "PAGE 9 OR 10", not "PAGE 8 OR 9".
chris.and.chips #ScorchingTC
(10 months ago)
oh yeah thanks, I rearranged my bp and didn't edit all the notes completely
Frozen [+ Left Hand Training aga
(10 months ago)
do you still have spy cicle? i will give you some weps that i have :)
Ethereus
(10 months ago)
Hey Chris, willing to trade me that Gunslinger for, say The Homewrecker or the Spycicle?
bobashek
(10 months ago)
1 : 1 axtinguisher : kunai / YER / crit a cola / bonk atomic punch / sniper piss
1 : 1 enforcer : ^
add me?
1 : 1 enforcer : ^
add me?
H A Z A K
(10 months ago)
I saw some more things, I'm interested in the original, the manthreads and axtinguisher. can trade batallions backup, and whatever other weapons you want.
RestlessYeti
(10 months ago)
Hello, I'm interested in the Soda popper, Buff banner, & Enforcer. Got Half-Zatoichi, Boston Basher & Eyelander to exchange.
bunneh
(10 months ago)
trading 4 weapons for 4 weapons
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2715112
i need these
quick fix
detonator
gloves of urgently running
buff banner
please, i want to add those to my loadout
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2715112
i need these
quick fix
detonator
gloves of urgently running
buff banner
please, i want to add those to my loadout
bunneh
(10 months ago)
if anything i might instead do the mad milk instead of the detonator i could use that when i am scouting
bunneh
(10 months ago)
i am curious do you want me to add you now or are you going to add me now that i have the accept
Doc [PaE]
(10 months ago)
Quick question for you:
I believe I don't qualify due to my backpack, but would I be allowed to use this service to get stuff for my newb friends? Some of them are free players and don't have tradeable weapons themselves.
I believe I don't qualify due to my backpack, but would I be allowed to use this service to get stuff for my newb friends? Some of them are free players and don't have tradeable weapons themselves.
Angus Burger
(10 months ago)
You sir seem awesome, and I think TF2 world needs more like you! Anyway, im interested in the Homewrecker, The Escape plan, the L'etranger and the Huntsman.
ArtIsAnExplosion
(10 months ago)
Third degree , detonator , powerjack , tribalman's shiv , letranger please
Harro
(10 months ago)
Could i get soda popper, amputator, crusaders crossbow, and ubersaw?
ps. (if you ever get a YER, could you tell me? :P)
ps. (if you ever get a YER, could you tell me? :P)
Pangan
(10 months ago)
I need Nessie's Nine Iron, Sydney Sleeper and Your Eternal Reward. If you could hold on to the first two, and approve this whenever you get a YER, that would be wonderful~~~
chris.and.chips #ScorchingTC
(10 months ago)
not online atm.... I never ignore any friend requests lol
MiojoPulmonar
(10 months ago)
It's because i tried to add you and said, "|Collecting #444 items| Chris24C is ignoring you"
bfabula
(10 months ago)
hi are u still doing 1:1? if you are can i trade u an ambassador for a battalion's backup?
FireTruck
(10 months ago)
Boston basher, Killing gloves of boxing, Big earner, and Tribalman's shiv
for
Ulapool caber, Buffalo steak sandvich, Scotish resistance and Frontier justice
for
Ulapool caber, Buffalo steak sandvich, Scotish resistance and Frontier justice
FarmOfTheWest™
(10 months ago)
Hello! Can i trade overdose + gunboats + solemn vow + degreaser for wrap assasin + crit a cola + sandman + half zatoichi? XD
It was Singed the whole time.
(10 months ago)
Can I trade for a Cow Mangler and a Persian Persuader?
