Foamy the Mad Scientist
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★★★ STRANGE UNUSUAL Rocket launchers for sale! ★★★

ARE YOU TIRED OF NOT HAVING STRANGE UNUSUAL ROCKET LAUNCHERS? DESTROYING THE ENEMY TEAM, BUT WITH SCRUBBY REGULAR ROCKET LAUNCHERS FOR POOR AND UNCOOL PEOPLE? NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SAYING "wow, that is a nice strange unusual rocket launcher dude, you are really cool"? Well then THIS IS THE TRADE FOR YOU!

★ Strange isotope Bloom Bluffed rocket launcher (battle scarred): 100 keys no longer for sale
★ Strange cool Quack Canvassed rocket launcher (well worn): 110 keys FREE KILLSTREAK OMG

Relatively cheap for strange unusual rocket launcher!

Cool quack canvassed:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1219298205
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1219298167
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1219298104

Added benefits:
- Sex appeal + 1200%
- Will probably get you laid on your wedding night*
- Increased skill +20%
- Awe-inducing +25%
- Jealousy of plebs using plain looking regular launchers +69%

*legally not a fact

Possible (negative) side effects:
- being called a tryhard [insert curseword]
- Getting called out for being pay to win
- Getting called out for lacking skill because you play soldier

But who cares, whoever said those things is probably a jealous scrub without a strange unusual rocket launcher, whose opinion is irrelevant.

Would be interested in sidegrading to a strange hot rocket launcher, strange hot disciplinary actions and strange hot/energy orb shotguns. I can be picky when it comes to skins, though.
Alternatively Id also be looking for isotope strange crossbows or ubersaws, and maybe some strange unusual grenade/sticky launchers (dont have to be stock ones).
Feel free to offer anything; though; the abovementioned things are just preferences of the same caliber I'd be interested in.

If they are not in my bp they may be listed on marketplace for similar values.

Update:
The I decided to keep the bloom buffed as I got a hat to go with it.

~Foamy :3
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Mr. Green
That gotta be the best sale speech ever
Heh, thanks; I very much enjoy the fine art of making silly trade posts :P
Mr. Green
I see. People like you are making trading even funnier, thanks
np :P
Mr. Green
Gl Selling c:
thanks!
Sora™
Yo Foamy, I am selling a Unusual Bloom Buffed RL Isotope MW. Is 45 a good selling price?
A non-strange one I presume? I guess 45 isnt bad to aim for, but if you expect pure I'd go a little lower :P
Shit #1
Hopefully this isn't too vague, and if it is please let me know, but, is there anything I currently have for sale that might interest you? I kind of have a myriad of things going for sale, but if any of them interest you let me know! I'd love to have such an adorable RL to use!
No worries; vague offers are better than none:P In terms of personal interest - not really, but you have plenty of downgrade material to work out a deal here. If you wish to discuss any, feel free to add me to discuss, or just shoot me an offer to see if we're on the same wavelength; whichever suits you best!
Shit #1
Sent you a FR to discuss, thanks for the response!
If you were logged in you'd be able to reply to this trade!