Yet another quicksell trade

I want quicksells man, this is all i got

no sweets

this trade for profit no keep hats

I wanna be like 99% of the other people in outpost who will counteroffer with 10% of your hats value when you offer me a fair price of around 60-70% of it

dont add me unless you have real good deal

I will also post a bunch of rules because I think I'm some kind of king and deserves respect when I treat people coming to my trade like dirt

1. you will quicksell to me
2. you will give me free profit
3. you will do 1 and 2

Also only burning flames and moon unless u sell for really really cheap!!!

I will also put some kind of idiot counter because I think I am smart and its a crime for people to offer me a fair price, WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE REALIZE, I SAY QUICKSELL THAT MEANS I PROFIT U LOSE OUT

I would go search for trades and good deals on servers/using search function, but i too lazy i want profit on SILVER PLATTER

what else did I miss?

Oh yeah, when I dont like an offer I think I am some sort of price master trader and reply back "thats your b/o" because I think I own the hat and I have the right to make up buyouts for it on the spot.

Another thing: GIVE ME PROFIT GIVE ME PROFIT GIVE ME PROFIT GIVE ME PROFIT GIVE ME PROFIT

Most important part: do not add me post here so if there's somehow one of you who gives a good offer it will get hijacked before I even read it because I'm too sensitive and I think I'm a king and cannot be bothered by your peasant friend requests

PS: I know some of you are going to press the report button, that's fine, but I'm 99% sure that the ones who do have one of this kind of trades up and is offended by the truth in it.