Doodles ♛
Strange Minigun: 6 Million Kills

Last trade was closed by mod, since some people found it offensive, sorry about that.


Its a minigun with 6 million kills on it.

Yes, you don't need to tell me this is not legit. I am not trying to hide that I didn't play heavy for 5 years straight to get this. I farmed all these kills. A private server + a kill farming map + 10 idle accounts + 1 month of time. That's right, this took me a month.

This would be a collectors item. It is likely to be the strange weapon with the highest kills in existence. I haven't seen anything close to it.


I haven't seen any trades like this anywhere (please comment if you have). So I can't really determine its value. Hale's Own dealers usually get a couple keys mark up (depending on the weapon) and 6 million is A LOT more than 8500. So I am putting the buyout at 1 bud. I will probably leave this trade up for a few days (maybe a week) and take the best offer, unless there is no interest in this sort of thing.

Buyout: 1 bud
Best offer: 8 keys

Obviously I am going to gift this weapon to the buyer, SO IT KEEPS THE KILLS. I will supply wrap.


The minigun:

Thank you Reddit:

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VAL silkthread
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diREKT hit
holy fucking crap.
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I'm afraid that valve fixed that u can't transform kills via wrap :/
:p thats a shame
yeah, so i think u should keep it if u don't want to waste a month of farm ;d
Doodles ♛
Oh lame. Thanks for the info.
No problem, chceck some change logs to get sure for 101% :P
Mafey "Gift wrapping a Strange weapon allows it to retain their rank upon trade." that's what the wiki said, hmm... i though that they fixed it in one of the old patches :/ i'll need to chceck it later ;d
sry for confusing u :|
Doodles ♛
I checked the patch notes for the last month, I didn't see anything. I am going to check it still works though. :<
i guess it was longer time ago than a month :/
Doodles ♛
I tried it (with a different weapon). It still works.
bed time :]
2 Keys xoxo
Doodles ♛
Best offer.
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.:Iguana Salesman:.
As someone who worked tirelessly to get a Strange Fish with over 5,000 kills..... What is the point in cheating to level up a weapon? It's like a guy wearing a strapon for sex. Sure it might be bigger and possibly more appealing, but it isn't real and he gets no enjoyment or satisfaction out of it.
What if the man collects strap-ons? Or the girl really really really likes strap-ons? No-one's claiming the strap-on to be a real dick, they're just fans of large and exotic strap-ons.
Doodles ♛
All the weapons I use I keep legit. I never play heavy. I started doing it on the minigun because I was idling all my accounts while I sleep anyway.
That's the weirdest thing I've ever posted but I think that explains the idea behind the trade.
This guy knows ^^^
tom penny
5 keys
Doodles ♛
tom penny
I will get all the medics
medic magnet^
Wait, didn't I play with you in a MvM match the other day? And you didn't show this bad boy off?!
Doodles ♛
Must have been a different Doodles. I haven't played MvM in ages.
★ JRatt
6 Keys.
Doodles ♛
Baron Nashor
You think?
Oh. My. God.
Mustache Hero
RULES 1 AND 2 NEWFA- oh-ho. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dillard Jr
>Implying lenny face isn't for new fags.
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>implying Ofwgkta isn't for new fags
>implying you aren't newfags
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>Implying that names with number's aren't for newfags.
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7 keys in Keys/Refined
this is proof heavy is a crutch
Great Health
Let me see if understand: you want to sell a strange Minigun, that worth 3 keys, for a bud just because it has 6 million kills?
He just set the b/o at a bud, if you read the rest he said he would take the best offer. You can't price check an item like this so setting a bar like a bud is not that outrageous.
Great Health
No problem mate! Also i'm not raging, just checking if i understood correctly :) Also, just because it's Hale's own strange, from what i know, doesn't change the price of strange. If it was, i could sell my server clearing stranges for a different price
There was once a strange targe on outpost with over 8,500 kills that went for close to a bills, so I think the kills do matter a bit, but it varys by case
1 month's worth of time of killing your computer for a ~$30 item?
7 keys when I get them. :D
I am very unsure of this, but a Big Kill?
Sid Meier's Asshole
... why? D:
Doodles ♛
Become sure of this offer, and I'd take it.
the platinum killer
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I'll offer a festive minigun and festive medigun.
I offer 8 keys.
How did you get it to stop at 6 mil?
He simply stopped killing. I'm sure when he was close he kept track. To farm I assume he did the command +attack and just sat there doing nothing.
Oh he had it on screen the whole time.
Doodles ♛
My method was roughly 200,000 kills a night, while I slept. I did the last stretch of 200,000 during the day when I was at my computer. I had the game in window mode, so I could do other things while I was waiting.
you guys do know the kills reset on trade right
Not if you gift wrap it.
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Didnt they change that?
Should've used a strange flamethrower and renamed it to 'Hitlers own' for maximum edgy-ness.
that slaps me on the knee
Dee Dee the Spy
A beat up Ford Wrangler. It has no Engine, Transmission is missing, I haven't seen the tires for a while, Frame has been rusted through, the side panels have wood rot, but the top is in perfect condition as long as you don't mind bullet holes.
Doodles ♛
You'd have to add some sweets.
this shit always refers me 2 what one of the south park episodes. You know the one where one of the blizzard employees says: "How do you kill, which has no life?
cinnamon toast crunch
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This is the Godmode Minigun. Tentative level 69 V. Texas Ten Gallon painted Balaclavas.
Doodles ♛
Very low demand hat, would be a tough resell. No thanks.
A shame you had to remove the tag, that ruins the joke behind it :C
Bill's Hat?
I'm offering my Gardener collection...
Meir Barak Obama
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thats a damn fine offer
... which can be found on page 8 & 9 of my backpack: One gardener of each quality available (unique, strange).
This trade is done, so you can't post. Sorry, mate.