Doodles wants to trade... (6 months ago)

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Doodles (6 months ago)
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Strange Minigun: 6 Million Kills

Last trade was closed by mod, since some people found it offensive, sorry about that.

Description:

Its a minigun with 6 million kills on it.

Yes, you don't need to tell me this is not legit. I am not trying to hide that I didn't play heavy for 5 years straight to get this. I farmed all these kills. A private server + a kill farming map + 10 idle accounts + 1 month of time. That's right, this took me a month.

This would be a collectors item. It is likely to be the strange weapon with the highest kills in existence. I haven't seen anything close to it.

Price:

I haven't seen any trades like this anywhere (please comment if you have). So I can't really determine its value. Hale's Own dealers usually get a couple keys mark up (depending on the weapon) and 6 million is A LOT more than 8500. So I am putting the buyout at 1 bud. I will probably leave this trade up for a few days (maybe a week) and take the best offer, unless there is no interest in this sort of thing.

Buyout: 1 bud
Best offer: 8 keys

Obviously I am going to gift this weapon to the buyer, SO IT KEEPS THE KILLS. I will supply wrap.

Link:

The minigun: http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/guoddoug/986457230

Thank you Reddit:

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SilkThread (6 months ago)
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roflroflrofl
AchmedDaMehmet (6 months ago)
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holy fucking crap.
Nigel Pikaberry (6 months ago)
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2 Keys xoxo
Doodles (6 months ago)
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Best offer.
.:Iguana Salesman:. (6 months ago)
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As someone who worked tirelessly to get a Strange Fish with over 5,000 kills..... What is the point in cheating to level up a weapon? It's like a guy wearing a strapon for sex. Sure it might be bigger and possibly more appealing, but it isn't real and he gets no enjoyment or satisfaction out of it.
Super Loz (6 months ago)
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What if the man collects strap-ons? Or the girl really really really likes strap-ons? No-one's claiming the strap-on to be a real dick, they're just fans of large and exotic strap-ons.
Doodles (6 months ago)
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All the weapons I use I keep legit. I never play heavy. I started doing it on the minigun because I was idling all my accounts while I sleep anyway.
Super Loz (6 months ago)
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That's the weirdest thing I've ever posted but I think that explains the idea behind the trade.
Lev #fog (6 months ago)
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This guy knows ^^^
dandan (6 months ago)
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5 keys
Doodles (6 months ago)
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:D
dandan (6 months ago)
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I will get all the medics
Mekaniks (6 months ago)
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medic magnet^
SamKablam (6 months ago)
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Wait, didn't I play with you in a MvM match the other day? And you didn't show this bad boy off?!
Doodles (6 months ago)
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Must have been a different Doodles. I haven't played MvM in ages.
Acksor (6 months ago)
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6 Keys.
Doodles (6 months ago)
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:D
supertaco's taste good (6 months ago)
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS A LOT OF KILLS
♠ Pocket ♠ (6 months ago)
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You think?
Dr. Tooty (6 months ago)
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Oh. My. God.
Okai (6 months ago)
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http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/149aqz/strange_minigun_with_6_million_kills/
Mustache Hero (6 months ago)
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RULES 1 AND 2 NEWFA- oh-ho. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>Game 7 (6 months ago)
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>Implying lenny face isn't for new fags.
gGc.Wobblestomps (6 months ago)
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>implying Ofwgkta isn't for new fags
ObLIVi0n75 (6 months ago)
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>implying you aren't newfags
Ponco (6 months ago)
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Okai (6 months ago)
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[MiT] Quix (6 months ago)
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Stomped (6 months ago)
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7 keys in Keys/Refined
KILAMINJARO (6 months ago)
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this is proof heavy is a crutch
[ZMBR] Heraldo (6 months ago)
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Let me see if understand: you want to sell a strange Minigun, that worth 3 keys, for a bud just because it has 6 million kills?
Morgan Freeman's Pet Ferret ♫ (6 months ago)
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He just set the b/o at a bud, if you read the rest he said he would take the best offer. You can't price check an item like this so setting a bar like a bud is not that outrageous.
[ZMBR] Heraldo (6 months ago)
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No problem mate! Also i'm not raging, just checking if i understood correctly :) Also, just because it's Hale's own strange, from what i know, doesn't change the price of strange. If it was, i could sell my server clearing stranges for a different price
KiaCzar (6 months ago)
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There was once a strange targe on outpost with over 8,500 kills that went for close to a bills, so I think the kills do matter a bit, but it varys by case
☣ (6 months ago)
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1 month's worth of time of killing your computer for a ~$30 item?
midnitesite (6 months ago)
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7 keys when I get them. :D
Ace (6 months ago)
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I am very unsure of this, but a Big Kill?
dorf vs mouse II (6 months ago)
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... why? D:
Doodles (6 months ago)
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Become sure of this offer, and I'd take it.
Boo. :] (6 months ago)
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I offer 8 keys.
InternationalCow (6 months ago)
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How did you get it to stop at 6 mil?
The hard drinking Applejack (6 months ago)
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He simply stopped killing. I'm sure when he was close he kept track. To farm I assume he did the command +attack and just sat there doing nothing.
InternationalCow (6 months ago)
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Oh he had it on screen the whole time.
Doodles (6 months ago)
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My method was roughly 200,000 kills a night, while I slept. I did the last stretch of 200,000 during the day when I was at my computer. I had the game in window mode, so I could do other things while I was waiting.
SeniorBlopi (6 months ago)
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you guys do know the kills reset on trade right
T-Durdy #hashtag_yoloswag (6 months ago)
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Not if you gift wrap it.
Lev #fog (6 months ago)
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Derp.
Midnight #kaasverfrissing (6 months ago)
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Should've used a strange flamethrower and renamed it to 'Hitlers own' for maximum edgy-ness.
Ponco (6 months ago)
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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/6710033
Midnight #kaasverfrissing (6 months ago)
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that slaps me on the knee
DeDee (6 months ago)
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A beat up Ford Wrangler. It has no Engine, Transmission is missing, I haven't seen the tires for a while, Frame has been rusted through, the side panels have wood rot, but the top is in perfect condition as long as you don't mind bullet holes.
Doodles (6 months ago)
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You'd have to add some sweets.
pussydestroyer69 (6 months ago)
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this shit always refers me 2 what one of the south park episodes. You know the one where one of the blizzard employees says: "How do you kill, which has no life?
Buttnuggets (6 months ago)
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A shame you had to remove the tag, that ruins the joke behind it :C
Wafflejunkie (6 months ago)
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Bill's Hat?
LeGenD`RaGe (6 months ago)
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I'm offering my Gardener collection...
LeGenD`RaGe (6 months ago)
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... which can be found on page 8 & 9 of my backpack: One gardener of each quality available (unique, strange).