This trade was closed by Garry at 18:31:22 on December 17th, 2013 with the following reason:
Inactive / Trolling
Bro the Spirit of Victory
Ok due to the mass stupidity of TF2 traders I will no longer be accepting friend requests unless I've verified a reason why on one of these trades. I'm tired of having to tell people it's part of a set.
Nevermind then, you're welcome to leave whenever you wish.
And if not you may leave also. No one here likes you anyway.
Here I have a little collection I have been amassing of homestuck themed tf2 weapons, hats and miscs.
I have literally spent hours thinking of inventive names just so people out there would appreciate me just a little bit more (Or maybe a little bit less, who knows? I'm not you. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO BE YOU?).
I intend to add many more items to this set however I'm seeing if there are any homestuck fans out there within TF2 who'd be willing too extend the humble and noble human emotion of friendship across to me and make some nice offers on this little set here.
Now I am in no rush to sell this lovely little set since I love it and it's mine, so unless I receive an astonishing offer which I just can't say no to, I won't be selling it to just any old joe.
That, and i've spent fuck loads getting all the desc/name tags, paint and acquiring the items themselves just to make these.

Just in case it isn't completely clear. I will not, under any circumstances be selling any of the items individually unless there is a huge overpay. (Overpay which will require you too cover the cost of the tags, paint and item.)

I've had way to many adds asking for a B/O for something to work off so for now i'll set it as 1 max's head/2 buds/42 keys whatever.

ALSO. If you'd like to keep up to date on how my little collection is coming along feel free to add me and i'll keep you updated every 2-3 days so we can enjoy homestuck merriments and whatnot.

Link to original tumblr post promoting this trade:

Items above are:
Dad's Hat (Genuine Killer Exclusive, Abundance of tinge)
Jane's Dilligent Disguise (Genuine Marxman)
Terezi's Dapper Floor Tapper (Genuine Freedom Staff)
Roxy's Rifle (Genuine Machina)
Dirk's Kawaii Katana (Genuine Half-Zatoichi)
Ecto-Biology Essentials (Genuine Professors Pineapple, Indubitably green)
Heir of Breath (Genuine Conjurers Cowl, Similar to slate)
Unpleasant Quadrants Pail (Genuine Brain Bucket)

Links leading to the other items in the collection:

Items added to the collection:
Vriska's Vindicitive Fist (Genuine Purity Fist): Advance or a8scond!
Gamzee's Faygo (Vintage Crit-A-Cola): A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY :o)
Nepeta's Action Claws (Vintage Warriors Spirit): :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*
Parcel Mistress's Mailbag (Dillingers Duffel, Australium Gold): Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL.
Equius's Essential Dry Towel (Toss proof towel):
D --> I'm perspiring heavily again, I think I should get a towel.
The Midnight Mobster(Black Detective Noir): The infamous hat worn by the even more infamous Midnight Crew.
Sollux's Superb Shades (Stereoscopic shades): You arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence.
Karkat's Split Personality (Cremator Conscience Aged Moustache Grey) : MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
Roxy's Secret Supply (Liquor Locker Pink as Hell): Roxy's drinking is a issue. Trying to hide it all is an even larger issue.
Eridans Essential Accessory (Mercs Muffler Purple): as the prince of hope im uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost.
Kanaya's True Love (Made man purple): Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least.
John's Rocket Pack (Gen Russian Rocketeer): PCHOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dave's Ironic Shades (Security Shades): im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden
Charles Dutton Squiddle (Brown Tyrannus): You believe you will keep your distance from the duttle.
Jake English's Singular Striker (Strange Pistol): Make it snappy, shitknickers! [Kindly donated by Vriska Serket]
Not Pheeby
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hey! i'm an extreme homestuck fan as well, and i was wondering, would you accept an unusual sober stuntman with nuts n bolts for these? it's around 20 keys, so yeah!
Holey Dooley o.o never expected to get an unusual as my first offer. I'll certainly keep that c/o'd thankyou for giving me such a fantastic offer :3
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How much for heir of breath? Because if you keep me i give you the metal you want :3
If I do sell any thing it will only be as a complete set i'm afraid :B I couldn't bring myself to pick this set apart after spending so long thinking up appropriate names and descs and putting them together :3
Oh, ok thanks for the time :3
Maple Syrup
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1) You should totally get a vintage home wrecker/strange homewrecker and name it the wrinklefucker/john's hammer.
2) Homestuck is awesome and you should feel awesome
That was the first item I planned to create except with a strange powerjack. I'll get round to it however I keep getting new ideas and constantly get the need to create more :c
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Just wanted to say that this set is amazing. You've inspired me to start my own collection :)
Thank you :33
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What IS Homestuck? I keep hearing so much about it. Is it a TV Show or movie or internet thing?
Must resist urge.
Let me tell you about Homestuck
Homestuck begins when thirteen-year-old John Egbert receives a beta copy of an upcoming computer game, called "Sburb," in the mail. Installing and running the game on his computer triggers a meteor attack on his real-life house, which survives by being transported to another planet, thus immersing him completely within the world of Sburb. As John's friends Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley join the game with him, they learn that they have unwittingly triggered the end of the world, and that it is their duty to play the game and thereby see the story through to its completion.
As they begin to explore the world of Sburb, John and his friends are harassed by a group of twelve internet trolls who have played the game before. Further contact with the trolls reveals that they are not human at all, but an alien species actually called "trolls." As the trolls gradually become more important to the story, the narrative shifts to a side story exploring the nature of troll society and the specific sequence of events that led to these particular trolls entering the game themselves. The trolls' arc concludes with the revelation that winning the game causes the creation of a new universe, and that it was the trolls who originally created the humans' universe.
The story returns to focus on the humans. Increased contact between the humans and the trolls leads to an uneasy friendship between the two groups, as well as the discovery that they must cooperate to salvage the kids' doomed game session. They learn that the game has a mechanism for restarting, called a "scratch," and they begin working toward the ability to activate it. Fighting against them is a rogue non-player character within Sburb, called Jack Noir, who is nearly invincible, and unique to their session, as the trolls had formed an alliance with their own Jack Noir. Despite this obstacle, the kids narrowly manage to trigger the scratch, which results in the destruction of the kids' universe - though the players themselves survive by traveling through pocket dimensions that will lead them to the new session.
The scratch causes the humans' universe to restart, with the condition that the kids' guardians are the ones to play through Sburb now, not the kids themselves. John's grandmother, Jane Crocker, who had died before the story began, is now a fifteen-year-old and the protagonist of this new arc, and leads her three friends, Roxy Lalonde, Dirk Strider and Jake English, through their own session. Meanwhile, the original humans and surviving trolls must journey to the new universe over the course of three years, in order to aid the new session and bring it to completion. Threatening their plan is a villainous creature called Lord English, a purportedly invincible time-controlling demon, as well as the still-dangerous Jack Noir. The stakes are at their highest, with multiple groups of both humans and trolls forced into a race against time to discover a method of destroying Lord English before he potentially destroys all of existence.
And that's just about it really :P
Wonder if John will fuck his grandmother and become his own grandfather.
Crockerbertcest everybody.
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genuine awper for genuine staff?
dont worry about it
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Clean Level 100 Milkman for the Genuine Half-Zatoichi?
Read the description. Or at least attempt to skim read it.
dont worry about it
I did, but I was too lazy to not try.
son i am disappoint :c
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ambassador for your Machina
Sir are you new?
Baralaclava Boris
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3 ref for G.half zatoichi
Go read the description again. It's been highlighted in blue text just in case it wasn't clear.
Baralaclava Boris
sorry (tip blue on grey doesn't stand out try red)
Filete al Minion
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A white(abundance of tinge) painted gentleman´s ushanka for g. marxman
Read the pink text.
Filete al Minion
When did i make this offer?..i sold taht hat like 1 week ago...odd...
1 day ago apparently. States it right there. Just next to your name. See it. It's so grey and incandescent my eyes feel like little grapes about to pop.
Filete al Minion
I can see it...tahst why i said it was odd....
Squeeze those little of peepers of yours harder. So you may understand the error of your ways.
Filete al Minion
You migh be able to eat a orange without ending up with it in your anus...someday....agh..someday
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Foxy Grandpa
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HoNk :o)
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i dont get it
herp homestuck
1 bud
homestuck is awesome
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i can giwe you a hi5 dirty for Genuine Freedom Staff+some metal ?
Read the pink text.
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1 key for machina?
Read the pink text.
if you not selling items, then dont post this fucking shit
Are you inept?
go fuck your self
Yep you're inept.
Laggles ♡
And thats what following "Swag" and "YOLO" does to your brain, my friends.
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are you interested in the ship 2 pack for your g.killer? :)
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I will pay 2 craftable hats for machina G. menpo and outdoorsman!
add mee if you like
Drunk Beete :D
For a homestuck reader it really isn't an issue.
marxman for familiar fez
Holy jesus fuck.
Shot Caller
I'd just like to say I love this collection, although unfortunately I don't have enough to make an offer.
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Would you want to trade your KE 1:1 with my black KE?
Marijuana Merlin
Pay for the tags and paint that came with the shit I traded for!
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My Gen. Killer exclusive plus a brown bomber and a strange loch and load for your white one
how bout my KE plus one key
Reminds me of my Sniperidan set, Got Ahab's Crosshairs on A Gen. Awp, with a Strange Bushwacka labelled Science Wand. That and a deep commitment to purple on my hats and such.
Should'a used Violet. But, wwhatever floats yer boat
The violet's a bit more Gamzee in my opinion, but that's just me.
rip ln </3
too bad homestuck is gonna be taking a break for quite a while... ;_;
I'm ok with this hiatus to be honest, I can't wait until the adventure game.
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value of teamwork genuine killer and 3 ref for the white one!
^ nice collection, i don't know homestuck, however i never knew bleach, someone told me, still addicted. someone told me 'bout ponies. still addicted. i have to do my UTMOST best not to start watching or reading this. gl selling, sir.
Do it. Read it.
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Machina for 3.33
In Führer we trust
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awp for pineapple?
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G marx 3 ref?
I came about just looking for a bloody Genuine Freedom Staff, and instead, found something that I will spend AGES to save up for EVERYTHING
I've sent a friend request, but I dunno if you've got it.
I'll check steameo next time I get the chance.
OK. I wanna buy ALL YOUR HS THINGS, and I also, whilst I'll be doing it, want to test yer patience. Gonna take a while for me to get all of it, so, yeah
Holding you too that ;) No but seriously I won't. NO CONTRACTS. They cause pressure and hurt people.
:o| I just hope I can get enough keys then
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3,55 for zatoichi ?
3,66 for zatoichi
"Just in case it isn't completely clear. I will not, under any circumstances be selling any of the items individually unless there is a huge overpay. (Overpay which will require you too cover the cost of the tags, paint and item.)"
Spooky Spycreb
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dude ur being so nice to all of these people who rnt reading the notes xD id have flipped 1000+ tables by now xD
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added for the genuine machina
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Genuine Half-Zatoichi for Cheet Sheet?
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1.5 keys for ur tinge killer?
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2.33 for machina?
This trade is done, so you can't post. Sorry, mate.