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Hey, April fools is over punk.
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HelenAngel ♥
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EVERY UNUSUAL TEAM CAPTAIN MUST GO!

I AM SELLING ALL OF MY HUSBAND'S HATS BEFORE HE WAKES UP SO TRADE FAST!

BE SURE TO READ ALL THE NOTES OR I WILL REPORT YOU ON WWW.STEAMTYRANNY.COM!

http://www.tf2outpost.com/backpack/4050 <-- MY HUSBAND'S BACKPACK. EVERYTHING FROM THE TC WITH THE FLAMING STUFF ON IT TO THE TC WITH THE GROSS FLIES SIGNED BY THE CREATOR OF THIS TERRIBLE HAT!

HE ASKED ME TO GET HIM A GLASS OF WATER YESTERDAY SO I AM USING ALL THE MONEY TO GET US A BUTLER SO THE BUTLER CAN GET HIM HIS DRINKS.

ALSO, ONLY TAKING BITCOIN. MATTIE'S NOT VERY GOOD WITH COMPUTERS SO IF I ONLY TAKE BITCOINS THEN HE CAN'T BUY BACK ALL HIS CONFOUNDED TCs!

HURRY! HURRY! OH NOES I THINK HE WOKE UP! WHEW, NO HE DIDN'T, HE JUST ROLLED OVER. TRAD FAST! IS GUD DEEL!!!1111!!!!

I WILL ONLY USE VINTAGE COBBLERA AS MY MIDDLEMAN BC. YOU MUST USE MY MIDDLEMAN OR I WILL REPROT U!

CURRENT OFFERS:
250 bitcoins & sandwich making skills for Burned TC - Zyddie, Avatar of Fire
1 bitcoin + pretty, shiny metal for all other TCs -VenGanZa, The Reincarnation of Keats
Butler Services for Outtoast Immunity - Maasmaster KK|GU, Purple Rain Karaoke Enthusiast
1 magical crate with unlimited hat possibilities - n0:name, F-O-G SteamTyranny Illuminati Member
1000 bitcoins for either Burned TC or Insect Hotel TC - Skaskanker, Master of Puppets
Taco with EXTRA lettuce for Green Lettuce Shreds TC - {PaPs} A Squid, Squid Milk Is Best Milk
Foot massage for Mattie for Sunny Delight TC - Ice_, The Frozen State of Water
Half an hour of kitty cuddles for Effervescent TC - [FoGA]Mr. Meowingtons, Cat Extraordinaire
Ticket to Narnia for CrockPot TC - Angela <3 Zeus, Consort to Greek Gods
TF2 Outpost Admin for Teddybear Picnic TC - Regen, Every Mother's Handy Helper
2 bitcoins + Elder Wand for Ambrosia TC - Ezeon69, Collector of Deathly Hallows
Regen for Sushi Buffet TC - [SLSH]Damanson, Freelance Human Trafficker
300,000 packages of Kongo-made fortune cookies for Paula Deen TC - kala Laughing hat King, Egg Entrepreneur
Middle-Earth for Secret Tolkien TC - BlackOut | Zero, Sauron's Little Brother


*EDIT- I WILL ALSO REPORT YOU FOR:
♻ LOWBALLS
♻ HIGHBALLS
♻ MAGIC 8 BALLS
♻ REPORTING
♻ BLACKLISTING
♻ WHITELISTING
♻ LISTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
♻ REGIFTING
♻ BECAUSE I FORGOT HOW TO REPLY
♻ I DON'T LIKE UR NAME
♻ I DON'T LIKE UR PRICES
♻ I DON'T LIKE UR HAIR
♻ I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD REASON NOT TO REPROT U
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BFG Zyddie
Offering 250 bitcoins ^_^
HelenAngel ♥
CURRENT OFFER FOR BURNING TC THX
BFG Zyddie
Would like to offer my sandvich making services aswell for it ^_^
HelenAngel ♥
ADDED
I gibbe 1 bit of coin + genuine 3 TF2 **SCRAP METALZ**, iz rare and desired like womenz things!! I am not having scammer tag, and all the 50 people who post on my profil in last 2 hour all say is gud deel and you can promise this to yourself!! Trad me all TC for my mazing scrap and a bit of coind!
Oh and I am having love with Pretender, him can vouchy me for good time!
HelenAngel ♥
I KNOW I SAW THE PICTURES.
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HelenAngel ♥
OK SENDING U EMAIL NAO
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Dr. Fallen
Jeg gir 10 Bitcoin og Gibus for lagkaptein med de brennende flammer.
Don Dildo
(y)
Dr. Fallen
Jeg ønsker å bli kvitt mine Gibus. Jeg opptil 11 f.Kr. og en skrap.
HelenAngel ♥
Jeg har en tannbørste. Visste du liker båten? Vi gjør store kaker!
Regen
I helvete, jeg kan jo gi et bedre tilbud en denne kumlepungen her
HelenAngel ♥
Visste du se hvor jeg satte min fisk? Og du kunne ikke tro at det ikke var smør! Pelse! Pelse! Pelse! Pelse!Pelse!Pelse!Pelse!
Dr. Fallen
Ya ya, Fisken erm jeg har et brennende flammer hellige mackeral? gib alle hatter og super outpost hacks.
Dr. Fallen
Jeg har også arrangert en båt å komme se deg neste fredag​​, vil jeg kidnappe helene.
Birch
Oh god Fallen's speaking in tongues major hax he must've been hijacked.
Sandwich
FALLEN, Kvifor skriv du norsk? :o
Dr. Fallen
Sandwich, jeg hvorfor du ikke liker min norske ..
Shaq
This user hid their own post.
Inb4 april fools, I offer my butler services
shut up maasmaster. no one likes you
[FoG] n0:name
^ What the frozen water above me said ^
Shaq
Yes sirs
.boxer.
Hmm, it's not bitcoins but I can offer a taco (with extra lettuce)
Dr. Fallen
svindler!
.boxer.
or a finely sharpened stick
HelenAngel ♥
TACO IS GUD DEEL, I PUT AS CURRNT OFFER
I am fully prepared to journey to the magical island of Aguapura and get the mystical unicorn to grant me a cup of the finest enchanted water, I will undertake this odyssey clad only in the raiment the Gods have given me and armed only with a short rusty butter knife. I realize I may have to battle vast hoards of nasty things, and suffer the trammels and torments of the ages, but for Mattie and for a modest assortment of TC hats, I will willingly enter the fray and test my mettle against the cosmic forces arrayed against me. Not sure if I can muster a bitcoin, however a bit of coin is naught when set against the majesty of a nice cup of pure spring water... "Oh for a draught of vintage! that hath been. Cool'd a long age in the deep-delvèd earth,. Tasting of Flora and the country green,. Dance, and Provençal song (KEATS). :)
Dr. Fallen
hva om hatter?
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HelenAngel ♥
Lo! I have traversed to this magical land of Aguapura and verily I can say to the good masters here that indeed the water is the fairest and INDEED the unicorns are of the most excellent quality. When last mine eyes beheld the glory of these magnificent fonts, from which dreams are but clouds on which angels find safe footing, I was but a young lass whose hair shone like freshly spun copper in the musky heat of carefree summers. Indeed, good sirs, I believe that your offers are usurped only by the delight of speech and to thee I say thus: from whence the beauty of the autumn lay; come forth the magic of a child's day; and from the springs of fantasy grow; the truth of miracles at last shall show.
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I WILL MASAGE MATTIE'S FEET IF I GET A SUNBEAMS TC!!1!!1!!!
KiNG
^^
HelenAngel ♥
HRM WILL CONSIDER, U NO HAVE ANY BITSCOINS?
BITSCOINS? IS THAT THE NEW HAMBURGER STORE?
SATURATION III
hi
chi # M E W O
I OFFER HALF AN HOUR OF KITTY CUDDLES FOR BUBBLING TC
[FoG] n0:name
I would take that totally/10
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HelenAngel ♥
OMG ALL CAT OFFERS ACCEPTED ON SPOT
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HelenAngel ♥
NO NO NO NOT THAT CAT OFFER!
chi # M E W O
NUUU PLEASE NO!! I HAVE KITTENS
The heroism of Esteban the Fierce (or why I am more fierce than Damanson and deserve lotsa TC)
History is replete with tales of valour, the bards of Nordic myth sing the praise warriors brandishing swords of great renown and modern fighting men receive medals for courageous acts. Heroism is not wholly contained within the bounds of recorded tales however, and oft history does overlook players of great virtue. One such unsung Apollo is Esteban the Fierce.
Few there are who know from whence came this figure of legendary stature, some say he was born in the backstreets of La Ciudad y Puerta de Nuestra Senora de los Buenos Aires one fateful day shortly after the demise of Peron, other says he was merely a figment of some populist yearning for a Saviour, only one thing is for certain, Esteban was very fierce and his fierceness know no bounds, even the living rock of the earth trembled as he passed by, such was his ferocity, and yet there are documented tales of his gentleness, especially where small lambs were concerned.
The true hero, usually has a quest, generally following a standard pattern, passing from light unto darkness and back again, often repeatedly for a bit of variety. Esteban bypassed these conventions by beginning at the end, doing a bit in the middle, going to the end again, without so much as setting foot on the beginning, such was his legendary ferocity.
Of note is the incident during a crisis during the 1st few months following on from the death of the great General Peron, Eva was seemingly unable to be everywhere, and sent word for Esteban, who rose to governmental reach by virtue of his heroic ferocity alone, to kindly quell a disturbance of trade unionist in Rosario. Esteban did of course comply, such was his nature, and proceeding to the aforementioned afflicted state, did enter into the town where a picket had been constructed. Now Esteban while indeed fierce, was of middling stature and while no photographs have even been located, nor is his image know to exist in any graven form, it is said his countenance did not at first inspire a great deal of deference.

Now on this day, as Susana de Lope Brianz swore under oath before Comandante Jimenez some time later, Esteban did march alone and outmanned headlong into the multitude of angry miners, and proceeded forthwith to locate himself before the leader, a surly man of great girth and obvious bellicose nature. To the shock of all Esteban did utter naught but a few scant words, "Behold I am come, for I am Esteban and I am very fierce" and to the wonder of all the vast throng did all bow before his obvious fierceness and did pay him homage chanting at once together, at once separately, "How heroic is your fierceness, rejoice!" This was not the first act of Esteban, merely the first to be forsworn as true.
As swiftly as he came, he seemed to disappear, years past without any word of his passing. Rumours began to circulate, tongues began to wag they he never actually existed at all, even the most ardent believer in the power of ultimate ferocity began to err on the side of circumspection. Such were the days of grey despondency, foodstuff in short supply, an honest day's labour would not suffice to buy a crust of bread and mother wept openly, the future seemed bleak indeed.
Now while this is pure conjecture, and given myth and legend are not to be wholly trusted, for the veracity of lore oft contains but a kernel of what once was trust, it is told in some corners that Esteban was deeply troubled for in his dealings with the lambs around Cordoba province he had come to doubt his own ferocity, and thus shortly after his heroic performance in which he assuaged the anger of the rebellious miners, he did take refuge from the cares of the world.
The lambs had spoken to him in their way, and he had gleaned that far to the south he would find the Black Sheep, from whom all lambs do spring and learn an Ultimate Truth, so he forsook the cares of the world and from a time was forgotten by it. For days unnumbered he did journey south, crossing barren tundra, fording streams and scaling vast peaks, no barrier could bar his passage and none would gainsay he passing. Tireless he was, and yet still fierce, even while his soul twisted in torment, conflicted by the ways of the lamb.
So it was that he came finally to the meadows of Valle Grande, and there amid the verdant splendour his glimpsed the Black Sheep, proud and sun-crowned, surrounded by an ocean of fluffy lambs, who parted as Esteban came among them.
"I am Estaben" said Esteban. "I am the Black Sheep" said the Black Sheep. Once the bleeding obvious was over, the two withdrew to a secluded place, and Esteban recounted his history, the joy and the sadness of it, the nature of his ferocity he did expound upon without regret, his the Black Sheep could clearly see his conflicted heart rent asunder by the weight of his heroic nature.
The Black Sheep stood in silence, of what passing for standing in the manner of a sheep, and spake thus to Esteban, "Lo thou are a man, I am a sheep, be not like the lamb who is not fierce, and be not a pussy either, return to the world of men, and fear not the ferocity of thy soul, for fierce is your nature, and fierce shall be your name writ large in the histories of men"
Esteban did exactly that, however that is another story, once which may or may not appear in a cinema near your shortly, and which you will have to pay for, or else pirate with a certain ferocity.
Thus are heroes all.
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That made me cry.
ROT SUIRAM
I GIB HET
HelenAngel ♥
OMG I DUNNO WHAT HET IS REPORTED 1000000x
ROT SUIRAM
I GIVE YOU MISTY SKULL SAFE 'N' SOUND NAMED SKULL CANDY????
ROT SUIRAM
Can I talk in norwegian? :3
HelenAngel ♥
YUS PLZ TALK IN NORWEGIAN!
ROT SUIRAM
Helen, hvor mange hatter kan du ta for alle Mattie's Unormale hatter?
Ezeon69
1 bitcoin for all
HelenAngel ♥
DID U NOT READ? OMG REPROTED! Y U NO READ???? BUT I WILL NOT REPROT U IF U GIB THE KIBBLES N BITZ COINS
Ezeon69
OKAY OKAY 2 BITCOINZ PLS DONT REPORT ME
Ezeon69
OK RETRACTED NOW I OFFER THE ELDER WAND IZ OP
HelenAngel ♥
ELDER WAND IZ OP, ADDED
Ezeon69
SORRY SOLD IT FOR A PEANUT
HelenAngel ♥
OMG REPORTED 4 PEANUTS
Ezeon69
OK SWITCHED TO COCONUTZ
HelenAngel ♥
OMG COCONUTZ ARE TOO CLOSE TO BALLS REPORTED AGIN
Ezeon69
OK MARSHMELLOWZ OK NO BALLZ EXCEPT SQUISHY
I offer a ticket to Narnia. Will add sweets.
HelenAngel ♥
HRM WILL CONSIDER IS GUD DEEL. I HEAR NARNIA IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR BC CENTAURS ARE IN A BETTER MOOD
Regen
Helen i will offer you TF2 Outpost admin for ALL of the hats, I understand that this is a major highball but i really crave the hats.
Can you please add some sugar as sweets?
HelenAngel ♥
OMG I ALREADY GIB U ALL MY CHOCOLATE WAT OTHER SWEETS U WANT U NAUGHTY BOY REPORTEDREPORTEDREPORTED 1000000X
Bah, Pretender told me he not only offers Admin, but is prepared to ship the entire server to my house, and that was just for 10 minute snuggle time with me, imagine what he would pay Helen for Mattie's hats!!!!
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ROT SUIRAM
Regen kommer til å bli reported <3
Regen
Venganza i think pretender is a scammer, in reality there is no server. The server is a lie
BFG Zyddie
Regen can i buy that admin ? i do have a lot of dishes :p
Burgerman?
i will give my balls (real balls) for it , then I will become a noballer XD
Burgerman?
footballs i mean, what did you think?
HelenAngel ♥
OMG REPORTED 4 BALLS
can i pay 300 bitcoins in 300000 packages of fortune cookies? Made in Kongo!
HelenAngel ♥
HRM I THINK THAT IS GOOD DEEL. ADDED
grantekert
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gucci gang
1 budz for da collection
iz gudest dil eva1111
Evil Ninetales
"Starbucks best money can buy" ( Strange festive sandvich )
andrew
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Baloo
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Coffee
I offer 1 starbucks coffee shop (shop not included), a coffee cup (cup not included) and some milk (cow not included).
Hows that?
Add me.
claude de:b:ussy
one onion ring
Burgerman?
aded yu 4 le onion ring
Sneeza™
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ItsChris
I Offer Sneeza's Soul + 1 Flying Bits Gaben with orbiting Team Captains + 1 piece of pocket lint!
serbi
Psh. Helen, for the set I can offer one night with me.
You've angered Albert
I offer the entire state of Alaska, you must include your son in this package.
ghost
I gib u 100000 k you go frust <3 iz gud deel my email iz scumergetracktd@.russia
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suspicious_sam05
Can i haz report :3? I haz no hair :3 too mainstream
Draz
I OFFER 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 BITCOIN ADD ME! OR ELSE!!!! OR COOKIESSS!!!!
bucardo
i offer one day as a nigerian prince)))
bucardo
fur al pls gib or repot
300 Angry Kittens
Stout Shako for 2 of of them, any 2.

Might be able to add sweets if you ask nicely.

I NO IT IZNT BITCOINS BUT PLZ DONT REPORT ME, ITS ALL I HAVE!!!!!11!!!1!!
TheRiceTheory
who iz mattie?!?!?!
Baloo
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Aqriem
WHY ARE YOU YELLING.
Fridge of the North
I will offer you 200 bitcoins, my cat (*in Thidran's voice* and $20 Steam Wallet) for the TF Logo TC
stupidhamburger
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CHICKEN SHOOSH 🤔
ill give you a duck, a rotten potato, a cats whiskers, and a craft #1 dinosaur toy for all
stupidhamburger
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NopeMinusp
How could you do this to mattie, isnt it his passion or something? but, i still cant help it, i offer my dads butler services :P for all of the unusual TC's
MA☝Omgwtfbbqstfu™
Trade it all for grumpy cat, would be so worth it;)
MA☝Omgwtfbbqstfu™
i just realized grumpy cat is no more T T
rather festive rucK
Self made bitcoin + a hug
<TVB> MaLkAzAr<NWA>
I has no Bitcoins but have a lovely LVL 69 Nuts and bolts big country that comes with a virtual butler, He does not actually get drinks but says he will and makes you feel better (will also throw in female voice package if you prefer)
Dwerklesberry
dat wife! ;)
the banana stand
Can't you just kill Mattie, and then sell his stuff? :3
Enny
Holiday headcase for any.
cgreenemax
Reported
123zc
I offer 1 delete per tc
A few counterfeit bitcoin and a GPS, which constantly says "recalculating"

Not a virtual butler, but hell, close as you're gonna get
My butlering services. Exactly what your selling it for hmmm?
Butlering from the devil, you know ya want it xD
OHYOU
ALL THE APRIL FOOLS JOKES!
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cow
I will give you my greatest pigs, and on top of that my hen that lays golden eggs. Sincerely, cowlanah (the one from glubabble's stream :D)
I CAN GIVE YOU 675 BITCOINS IF YOU GO TO http://WWW...IE.COM
Mattie From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Mattie Genre Sitcom Created by Jeff Franklin Starring Tamela Mann Jill Scott Wesley Jonathan Marcus T. Paulk Bobbi Kristina Brown Logan Browning (season 1–) Kyla Pratt (season 3–) Gunnar Washington William Allen Young Natalie Desselle-Reid Yvette Nicole Brown Theme music composer Aaron Zigman Opening theme "In Him" By Tamela Mann (Season 1-) "Anoint Me Lord" by Tamela Mann (Season 4-) Country of origin United States Original language(s) English No. of seasons 6 No. of episodes 120 Production Location(s) Decatur, Georgia(setting) Atlanta, Georgia (taping location) Camera setup Multi-camera Running time 22–24 minutes Production company(s) Jeff Franklin Productions Georgia Entertainment Industries Warner Bros. Television Distributor Warner Bros. Television Distribution Broadcast Original channel Nick at Nite Picture format 480i (SDTV) 1080i (HDTV) Audio format Dolby Digital 5.1 Original airing February 3, 2013 Chronology Related shows Full House (1987-1995) Hangin' with Mr. Cooper (1992-1997) Malcolm and Eddie (1996-1999) Love That Girl! (2010) Mattie is an upcoming American comedy television series set to air on Nick at Nite. It is an American sitcom created and produced by Jeff Franklin. The show revolves around a family living under one roof in Decatur, Georgia. Contents [hide] 1 Plot 2 Cast and Characters 2.1 Main Cast 3 Recurring Cast 4 References 5 External Links [edit]Plot Mattie is the godmother of the family. She has a husband and six children. She finds a job at a beauty salon and that's what comes of godmother on this show. [edit]Cast and Characters [edit]Main Cast Tamela Mann as Mattie Patton, a Good Mother of the God. Jill Scott as Gloria "Glo" Patton, Mattie's daughter. Wesley Jonathan as Frank Patton, Mattie's first son. Marcus T. Paulk as Donnie Patton, Mattie's son of the family. Bobbi Kristina Brown as Cierra Patton, Mattie's daughter. She takes care of her family. Logan Browning (seasons 1–)/Kyla Pratt (seasons 3–) as Olivia Patton Gunnar Washington as Eddie Patton, Mattie's son. He the is the baby of the family and wants to find a school. William Allen Young as Walter Patton, Mattie's husband. He is getting a divorce attorney. Natalie Desselle-Reid as Lorriane Lewis, Pauline's daughter. She is the devil of her mother. Mattie told Pauline that she wants to pray for her daughter. Yvette Nicole Brown as Pauline Lewis, Mattie's best friend. She want to get a job with Mattie's hair salon. She doesn't want to take her daughter to her prison. [edit]Recurring Cast Frankie Faisonas George, Mattie's Father. He wants a job at a doctor's office. And his son Walter wants to get divorced. Aloma Wright as Vickie, Mattie's Mother. Mattie was her mother get to a church. Lamman Rucker as Johnny, Gloria's Ex-Husband. He's the lucky guy like her Mother. He is always with Gloria's family. He wants Gloria to get married. [edit]References
FOR HIPSTER TC
$tone
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This trade is done, so you can't post. Sorry, mate.