Monkey Man
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Hey guys, just updating my BP dump trade. Feel free to drop item offers but metal prices are firm (bulk purchases may get you a minor discount ;) )

Waterlogged Lab Coat Dr. Whoa: 1 key, 1 refined
*SOLD* Strange Homewrecker: 1 scrap
Odd-leveled Vintage Force-A-Nature: 1.33 refined
Named and Descriped Huntsman (no, not my name or description): offer, tags are welcome

I accept keys at 3.66. Here are my prices for my want list:

Apparition's Aspect: 4 refined
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2:1, add me
Hey guys, just updating my BP dump trade. Feel free to drop item offers but metal prices are firm (bulk purchases may get you a minor discount ;) )

Waterlogged Lab Coat Dr. Whoa: 1 key, 1 refined
*SOLD* White Front Runner: 2 keys, 2.66 refined
*SOLD* Black Villain's Veil: 2 keys, 3 refined
*SOLD* Pan: 2 scrap
Odd-leveled Vintage Force-A-Nature: 1.33 refined
*SOLD* Vintage Wrangler: .88 refined
Named and Descriped Huntsman (no, not my name or description): offer, tags are welcome
Sticky Jumper: 1 scrap

I accept keys at 3.44. Here are my prices for my want list:

*BOUGHT* .33 for the S. Baby Face Blaster
1.66 for Mint Paint
I will also buy any L'Inspecteur in a paint that I do not own. Check this trade for paints that I have: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/7628552
I also buy any unpainted L'Inspecteurs
I will purchase any level 8 spy gear or any genuine spy gear, for the right price.
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1:5, nothing else. Add me if you accept
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1:1, add me
Hello fellow traders. I'm currently looking to get some cheaper unusuals for my lesser played classes. I'm preferably looking for GOOD EFFECTS on not so good hats. My price limit is 2 buds unless you have a sick-ass effect. Please feel free to offer, but please be willing to haggle. I'm not going to meet exaggerated buyouts, nor do I expect quicksells. Offer away.

Effects I do not want (does not apply to Toque):

Fetti
Flies
Nuts/Bolts
TF logo
Steaming
Smoking
Orbiting Fire <--NEVER O FIRE
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1:1, nothing more, nothing less
Hey guys, just updating my BP dump trade. Feel free to drop item offers but metal prices are firm (bulk purchases may get you a minor discount ;) )

*SOLD* Barnstormer: 1.33 refined
White Front Runner: 2 keys, 2.66 refined
Waterlogged Lab Coat Dr. Whoa: 1 key, 1 refined
*SOLD* Grey Gibus: 1.66 refined
*SOLD* Haunted Bat Outta Hell: 1.33 refined/craft hat (non-ellis)
Odd-leveled Vintage Force-A-Nature: 1.33 refined
Vintage Wrangler: .88 refined
Named and Descriped Huntsman (no, not my name or description): offer, tags are welcome

I accept keys at 3.44. Here are my prices for my want list:

Halloween Skulls: 3 keys apiece
Genuine Nanobalaclava: 1.66 or non-genuine and .33

I will also buy any L'Inspecteur in a paint that I do not own. Check this trade for paints that I have: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/7628552
I will buy Gibuses with all 4 styles in the following colors: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge, Mann's Mint, and Team Spirit.
I will purchase any level 8 spy gear or any genuine spy gear, for the right price.
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FOR THOSE CHECKING MY PROGRESS, THE NEW TRADE IS HERE: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/8153226

Alright guys, I'm looking to start my painted L'Inspecteur Collection. Please leave a comment saying what your price is.

I AM NOT BUYING PAINTS. ONLY HATS.

Paints:

[ ] A Color Similar to Slate
[X] A Deep Commitment to Purple
[X] A Distinctive Lack of Hue
[ ] A Mann's Mint
[X] An Air of Debonair
[X] After Eight
[ ] Aged Moustache Grey
[X] An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
[X] Australium Gold
[X] Balaclavas Are Forever
[X] Color No. 216-190-216
[ ] Cream Spirit
[X] Dark Salmon Injustice
[X] Drably Olive
[X] Indubitably Green
[X] Mann Co. Orange
[X] Muskelmannbraun
[X] Noble Hatter's Violet
[X] Operator's Overalls
[X] Peculiarly Drab Tincture
[X Pink as Hell
[ ] Radigan Conagher Brown
[X] Team Spirit
[ ] The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
[X] The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants
[X] The Value of Teamwork
[X] Waterlogged Lab Coat
[X] Ye Olde Rustic Color
[X] Zepheniah's Greed
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Paying exactly 1 reclaimed/3 scrap/6 weapons for each of these paints. Price is entirely firm since I am not reselling, but using to finish up my L'Inspecteur collection. I might add a little if you can provide me the last two paints in one trade. Add me if you have the paint, commenting before adding is appreciated
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Looking to buy a S. Kritz, offer up bitches. I will not pay over 40 so don't come with your 2 buds bullshit. Please don't add without commenting
Hey guys, just updating my BP dump trade. Feel free to drop item offers but metal prices are firm (bulk purchases may get you a minor discount ;) )

*SOLD* Winter Wonderland Wrap: 3 refined
Black Fast Learner (uncraftable): 3 keys
White Front Runner: 2 keys, 2.66 refined
Waterlogged Lab Coat Dr. Whoa: 1 key, 1 refined
*SOLD* Strange SMG: .66 / 2 reclaimed
*SOLD* Strange Wrap Assassin: .44 / 1 reclaimed, 1 scrap
*SOLD* Strange Stickybomb Launcher: .33 / 1 reclaimed
*SOLD* Strange Pistol: .66 / 2 reclaimed

I accept keys at 3.33. Here are my prices for my want list:

*BOUGHT* Strange Medi Gun 1.33 / 1 refined, 1 reclaimed
Genuine Nanobalaclava: 1.66 or non-genuine and .33

I will also buy any L'Inspecteur in a paint that I do not own. Check this trade for paints that I have: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/7628552
I will buy Gibuses with all 4 styles in the following colors: An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge, Mann's Mint, and Team Spirit.
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Buying Posthumous Kills parts for 1 scrap apiece NO MORE. I AM NOT PAYING MORE THAN 1 SCRAP FOR POSTHUMOUS. Add me if selling. I can possibly add for bulk deals

Also, rest assured that these parts will go to ridiculous stranges, not re-sale. (Ever seen Posthumous kills on a Crusader's Crossbow?)
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Looking to get 3 Bill's and 3 keys (27 keys) for my buds, nothing else. No item offers, no adding for painted Bill's just 1:6. Add me if you agree
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3:1, add me
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1:1 or 2:2, add me
Selling some of my extra shit that's been laying around in my BP. As far as Gibuses go, I'll take any painted Gibus with all 4 styles unlocked besides Lime or Pink.

Prices:

Ten-Gallon: 1.66 Refined
Battle Bob: 2.33 Refined
Triad Trinket: 2.77 Refined
Winter Wonderland Wrap: 5.66 Refined
Uncraftable Fast Learner Painted Black: 3 keys
Vintage Tossle: 6 Keys + 2 Refined

These are all priced in the middle of what Backpack.tf prices them at. I accept keys as 3.33 refined. I will consider item offers but please leave them in the comments, do not add me to offer items.

Prices of wanted items:

Spectacles: 1.33 Refined
Dr. Whoa: 3 Refined
Ninja Cowl: 1.33
G. Nanobalaclava: 1.66 or .33 and a unique replacement
Mann's Mint: 1.33 Refined
Gibus: Base price of .33 plus additional metal based on paint applied
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Buying each of these hats for 1.33, no more no less.
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1:1 Nothing else. No offers, nothing, just the sticky.
3.33 apiece, add me
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4 keys for the regular one, 4 keys + 2 ref for the one that has Demos killed, Scouts killed, and Critical kills. Add me if paying pure metal/keys. (Key = 3.33)

UPDATE: The parted one is sold, all I have now is a regular launcher
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Looking for a non-level 1/7 Max's painted TS. That is ALL I am looking for from this trade. No, I do not want your unpainted Max's. No, I do not want your level 1/7 Max's.
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1:1, your choice of scrap or homewrecker
1:1, 2:2, 3:3, or 4:4. Add me
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1:3 or offers
Looking to get 1+ buds out of this hat. I AM NOT BUYING WITH PURE UNLESS YOUR HAT IS SEARING OR BETTER. I DO NOT WANT FESTIVES.

I would love to upgrade/swap effects on this for Searing or any nicer effects

B/O: 1 Buds + 5 Keys
C/O: None
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1:10, add :)
1:4 or 2:8
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1:1 or offers (note: I am not paying more than 2 keys for these)
Looking to get 1 buds out of this hat. I AM NOT BUYING WITH PURE UNLESS YOUR HAT IS SEARING OR BETTER. I DO NOT WANT FESTIVES.


B/O: 1 Buds
C/O: None
3.22 apiece, nothing else. Add me
4 keys pure or overpay in items
Looking to get 2 buds out of this hat. I AM NOT BUYING WITH PURE UNLESS YOUR HAT IS SEARING OR BETTER. I DO NOT WANT FESTIVES.

B/O: 2 Buds
C/O: None
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Looking to buy some of these hats for my Secret Santa. I'm only paying 1.33 per, no more, no less. Add me if you're willing to do 1.33. I might possibly be willing to add if you have 3 or more of the hats
Selling these lovely hats. I'm also looking to downgrade my Bucket Hat into a lesser effect. Two things to note: I AM NOT PAYING PURE FOR ANYTHING EFFECT UNDER PLASMA. I DO NOT WANT FESTIVES. I HAVE THEM C/O'D, I DO NOT WANT THEM. Now, down to business

Burning Flames Bloke's Bucket Hat:

B/O: 3 Buds + 14 Keys
C/O: None

Bubbling Glengarry Bonnet (One of 3 on the market, the others have B/Os of 1.5):

B/O: 1 Bud
C/O: S.F. Sticky + Sweets
S.F. Minigun + Sweets
(I do not want festives, these are here to show offers that were turned down)
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Looking to get about a bud out of this hat. I AM NOT BUYING WITH PURE UNLESS YOUR HAT IS SEARING OR BETTER. I DO NOT WANT FESTIVES.

B/O: Bud pure

C/O:
S.F. Sticky Launcher + Sweets
S.F. Minigun + Sweets
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Selling this lovely scout misc. The pure is for sweets on a trade. TAKE NOTE: UNLESS YOUR HAT IS PLASMA OR BETTER, I WILL NOT PAY PURE.

B/O: 4 pure, 4+ in unusuals (amount of overpay depends on the offer)

C/O: 3 Buds + Bill's
Flies Milkman
Cauldron Bubbles V. Merryweather if I add
Burning Geisha (retracted)

(Here's a link to the previous trade for reference: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/6665971)
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Selling this Bubbling Glengarry Bonnet, it's a nice low-tier hat that isn't just a big steaming pile of cancer :) Also, I have absolutely NO interest in Festives, strange or not.

B/O: Bud

C/O: None
Both selling and searching some unusual hats :) I can offer any of the items shown. Also, UNLESS YOUR HAT IS PLASMA OR BETTER, I WILL NOT PAY PURE. The buds are there for upgrades, not for people to try to sell me shitty hats for.

Effects I like: Searing Plasma, the Energies, Haunted Ghosts, Weather (Stormy/Blizzardy), Cauldron Bubbles. I'm alright with Nuts n Bolts, but I don't much care for the fettis or smoking/steaming. However, don't let my preferences discourage you from offering. Also, NO FESTIVES. I'm sorry, but Festives are dropping fast with the possibility that they will be re-released.

I am not trying to go for quicksells, but at the same time, I do not intend to pay inflated B/Os. If you're offering on my stuff, I don't intend to overpay.

Individual B/Os and C/Os

Bonk Boy
B/O: 4 Buds
C/O: 3 Buds + Bill's
Flies Milkman
Cauldron Bubbles V. Merryweather if I add
Burning Geisha (retracted)

Bubbling Bonnet:
B/O: 1 Buds
C/O: S.F. Sticky + Sweets
S.F. Minigun + Sweets

Offers on multiple items:
Planets Bonk Boy + Steaming Gatsby + 2 pure for Bubbling Veil + Bubbling Snaggle
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Selling this lovely team painted Fast Learner (uncraftable) for 3 keys or 8 refined. I do entertain item offers, but keep them in the comments. Only add me if you paying my price
Looking to sell this nice low-tier Medic hat. Buyout would have to be 1 bud

B/O: 1 Bud

C/O: Orbiting Planets Frenchman's Beret + small sweets (sold before I could acccept)
Selling these 2 lovely hats :) Feel free to make offers or add me. If you add me, I ask that you post your offer so that I can have a reference for my C/O. Please overpay in unusuals

Planets Bonk Boy:

B/O: 4 pure

C/O:
Flies Milkman
Burning Geisha Boy

Knifestorm Gatsby: SOLD

B/O: 6.5 pure

C/O: 2 buds + Steaming Gatsby (1 bud) + S. Gunslinger (1 bud+6 keys) + Clean Voodoo Juju (1 bud) + 30 refined (~10 keys) Total: ~5 buds, 16 keys
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Selling this Huntsman for any of the following:

S. Caber + S. Mackerel
Buds (I can add the difference in keys/metal)
24 keys

Also taking offers in items and unusuals worth around a bud (minor overpay because unusuals are a pain in the ass to sell and reselling is an even bigger pain)

It also has a Soldiers Killed part, if that tickles your fancy
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Selling this Genuine Balloonicorn for 8 keys. You may substitute metal for keys at a rate of 2.88 ref/key. I do entertain item offers, but keep them in the comments. Only add me if you paying my price
Selling some random stranges

S. SS: 1 Scrap
S. Equalizer: 1 Scrap
S. Crossbow: .88
S. Fists: 2 Scrap
S. Shortstop: 2 Scrap
S. Pistol: .55

Add me if paying my price :)
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Got this nice, Bubbley Bucket Hat for sale. Looking for any offers around a bud

B/O: 1 bud

C/O: None
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Selling this uncraft Front Runner for 1 key/2.88 refined. I do entertain item offers, but please post them in the comments, don't add to offer. Add only if you agree to my price
Got this nice, Smokey, green Bucket Hat for sale. Looking for any offers over a bud

B/O: 1.5 buds (it's a bit high, I would advise against paying it)

C/O: None
Buying these cancer stranges with metal at the following prices:

Shovel: 1 Scrap
Bonesaw: 1 Scrap
Diamondback: 1 Scrap
Fists: 2 Scrap
Bazaar Bargain: .66
Southern Hospitality: .33
Tomislav: .33
Razorback: 1 Scrap

That's right! I'm actually paying backpack.tf prices (except on D-back, that shit's not worth no 2 scrap). I'm willing to substitute any weapon on pages 2-4 of my backpack for a scrap.

I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN LISTED FOR YOUR STRANGE. PERIOD. NEVER. NO. DO NOT ASK. PLEASE.

Add me if you accept my prices :)
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One of a kind hat :) So far there have been no price checks on this bad boy, but I've been told to take no less than $200 on it from one source and another has said that it's easily 15+ buds. I'm only collecting offers at the moment, so don't expect a trade any time soon. Feel free to comment or add, but if you add to offer please leave a comment so I have a source if you get c/o. P.S. Since Halloween effects are so shaky, I'm rather fond of non-Halloween effects (besides Haunted Ghosts and Cloudy Moon, I love those two).

C/Os:
Stormy 13th Hour Bloke's Bucket Hat (unpriced at the moment)
Stormy 13th Hour Private Eye (pricechecked at 15+ buds)
Cauldron Bubbles Big Country (~3 buds) + Purple Energy Conquistador (~4-4.5 buds)
Sunbeams Professional's Panama + Nuts n Bolts Villain's Veil (6 buds together)
Stormy Storm Bubble Pipe (6-7 buds)
Knifestorm Old Guad (price checked at about 6 buds)
Nuts N Bolts Killer Exclusive (~5 buds)
Planets Brown Bomber (4-5 buds)
Searing Plasma Liquidator's Lid (~2.5 buds) + Flaming Lantern Dixie (~2 buds)
Stormy Storm Company Man (~4.5 buds)
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