(Last updated June 17th)

"Craft yourself some profit! *whispers*not guarenteed..."

Hello,

I CURRENTLY DO NOT HAVE CRAFT HATS

I'm selling craft hats for 1.33 each!
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I currently have:
0 Craft hat(s)!!
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Sold:
318 HATS!!!!!!!! Whoa!
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50th Hat was sold to: Real Ratz |RAWR
Thanks for all the support :D!

100th Hat was sold to: JabJab
Thanks for all the support :D!

150th Hat was sold to: Real Ratz |RAWR
Thanks for all the support :D!

200th Hat was sold to: -=GHS[A]=- Dead End [sYcO_SiX]!!! :D
Thanks for all the support :D!

250th Hat was sold to: What Would Toast Do?
Thanks for all the support :D!

300th Hat was sold to: What Would Toast Do?
Thanks for all the support :D!

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Notes & Information:

Do you hate waiting for hours just to get a hat to craft from scrap.tf or trade servers??

Well, I have all the craft hats you could ever want.

And heres the thing. I'm selling it for CRAFT HAT PRICE.

Not 1.66, not 3 hats for 1 key,

CRAFT. HAT. PRICE.
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The following are direct quotes from satisfied customers.

face-pwn #learning2pug: "...I'm just gonna say you sir are running a fantastic service. I hate all the Key for 3 Hats (Oh Jesus probably 4 hats now with the key prices...), and It's nice to see someone pop up a fair and stable trade. Best of luck!"

Test Subject #70215: "YOU ARE MY SAVIOR!..."

-=GHS[A]=- Dead End [sYcO_SiX]: "...It's a glorious thing to see someone doing no-nonsense trading for once."

Marshall D. Teach: "wow, that is pretty awesome."


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1.33 Per hat...

And I only accept metal or keys.

1.33 = 1 hat
2.66 = 2 hats
4.00 = 3 hats
5.33 = 4 hats or 1 key
6.66 = 5 hats (666 o_o)
8.00 = 6 hats
9.33 = 7 hats
10.66 = 8 hats or 2 keys
12.00 = 9 hats
13.33 = 10 hats
14.66 = 11 hats
16.00 = 12 hats or 3 keys
17.33 = 13 hats
18.66 = 14 hats
19.00 = 15 hats

If you wish to pay with a key..
(key = 5 ref)


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PRICES OF HATS ARE FIRM. DON'T ADD ME AND OFFER 1 REF OR 1.11 OR 1.22. PRICE OF 1.33 IS FIRM.

Example of what NOT to do..: (Name kept anonymous to save embarresment)
Me: Hello
Trader: I would like to buy craft hat
Me: Okay, how many would you like?
Me has invited Trader to trade.
Trader has accepted the invite.
Trader: One pls
Me: Sure thing! :D
(...IN-TRADE MESSAGING...)
Me has added Armored Authority
Trader has added Refined Metal
Me: 1.33 per craft hat please.
Trader: Let me buy for 1 ref pls.
Me: 1.33 is firm price for craft hats..
Trader has added Scrap Metal
Trader: pls i want to profit
Me: Honestly I don't care if you do.
Me: I'm selling for 1.33 each to prefent profiteering..
Me: Sorry.
Trader has cancelled the trade.
Trader: No deal then.
Me: Lol, sorry for wasting your time? XD
Trader is now offline.

Don't end up like Trader. Trader is a sad, sad soul. :(

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The only thing is, you cannot choose which hats you recieve in trade.
This means, if you recieve a ellis cap or manniversary paper hat. DEAL WITH IT.

DONT ADD ME FOR A SPECIFIC HAT. YOU GET WHATEVER HAT I PLACE FOR CRAFTING.
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Thank you and have a nice day!

NOT SELLING THE CANDYCANE
VINTAGE STOVEPIPE COULD BE SWEETS TO AN UNUSUAL TRADE
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I'm looking for a stove pipe unusual, please read all information below to explain what type of stovepipe I'm looking for :D
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PLEASE READ THE INFORMATION BELOW.
THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR ANY UNUSUAL YOU MIGHT BE OFFERING TO ME.
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The Effect I'm looking for mostly out of all the other effects:
Stormy Storm
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Effects I'm also looking for but not as much as Stormy Storm:
Hearts,
Flies,
Ghosts,
Any Flames,
Any plasma,
Any fetti,
2011 Halloween effects,
Sunbeams,
Blizzardy Storm,
Smoking,
Steaming,
New Robo Effects
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Effects I don't like:
Orb. Fire,
Bubbling,
Nuts n Bolts,
Circling Peace Sign,
Circling Tf logo,
2012 Halloween effects,
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CURRENT OFFERS:
None so far. Your unusual could be here though! Offer good prices please :)<3



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REJECTED OFFERS (/with reasoning):
Bubbling Stove Pipe (painted TS) - 16-20 keys ~~ dont want buyout prices & Unpreferred effect
Nuts n Bolts Stove Pipe - 15 keys ~~ Higher than Buyout prices & Unpreferred effect + He added me. (Thats a no-no.)
Nuts n Bolts Stove Pipe (painted Gold) - 11-15 keys ~~ Dont want buyout prices & unpreferred effect
Steaming Stovepipe - 21 keys ~~ Eh.
G. Fetti Stovepipe - 1 bud ~~ Dont Want Buyout prices

Don't add me
Don't offer buyout
Don't offer unpreferred effects
Thank you