BUYING TOOLS AT FIXED PRICES!

Prices:

ANY Paint: 1 scrap
Gift Wrap: 1.66 refined
Description Tag: 2 reclaimed
Name Tag: 2 reclaimed
Secret Saxton : 2 scrap
Mann Co. Store Package (i.e. a weapon): 1 scrap
Manniversary Package (i.e. a craft hat): 1.33 refined
Decal Tool: 1 reclaimed

I have keys which I value at 2.5 refined each. Let me know whether you prefer metal or keys.

Again, PRICES ARE FIXED.

DO NOT ADD ME UNLESS YOU ARE PAYING THESE PRICES.
DO NOT POST HERE UNLESS YOU ARE PAYING THESE PRICES.

Offer ONLY IN KEYS OR PROMOS.

ONLY IN KEYS OR PROMOS.

ONLY IN KEYS OR PROMOS.

ONLY IN KEYS OR PROMOS.


C/Os:
S.F. Scatter: 63 keys, 70 keys (tentative)

#9 Rainblower: ~9 keys

S.F. Sticky: 25 keys

S.F. Minigun: 26 keys

S.F. Sniper: 25 keys

Level 99 V. Tossle: 10 keys

Big Kill: 13 keys (14 keys was retracted twice)

Trilby: 4 buds + sweets


B/Os:

S.F. Scatter: 100 keys

#9 Rainblower: 16 keys

S.F. Sticky: 35 keys

S.F. Minigun: 40 keys

S.F. Sniper: 40 keys

Level 99 V. Tossle: 15 keys

Big Kill: 14 keys

Trilby: 5 buds

BILLS ARE VALUED AT 8 KEYS EACH, OR 10 KEYS FOR B/W.
EARBUDS ARE VALUED AT 26 KEYS EACH.

ONLY IN KEYS OR PROMOS.

ONLY IN KEYS OR PROMOS.

ONLY IN KEYS OR PROMOS.

A LEVEL 99 VINTAGE SANDVICH!

:O

Offer me.

What can I get for this?

I'm not going to consider any offers below 7 keys, though.

C/O - Bills + AA
B/O - 16 keys

Level 0 Sandman.
Key offers only.

Want to hit a home run? Why not hit a h0ming run? With this bat, all your balls will zero in on your target!

Glitch your balls through gates during setup time, and LOOK GOOD DOING IT with your fancy h0ming balls.
Glitch your balls through walls during normal gameplay, and MVP DOING IT. or not, if you suck balls.
What am I talking about? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlt2LGt-SIs

M00NSH0TS

C/O: 6 keys
B/O: 11 keys

1:1.

I would prefer those with strange parts attached.

I need KEYS.

KEYS ONLY.

KEYS.

Those crate-opening things.

In case you didn't manage to get it, I want keys.

You know, those shiny yellow key-shaped things.

Keys.

Yeah.

So I'm offering ANYTHING, I repeat ANYTHING in my backpack for keys.

It has to be worth my while though. Some of my items are really, really hard to find for any decent price. Some of them I'm really, really unwilling to let go of, which means either you overpay like crazy, or (more likely) go somewhere else to get it.

I will not accept anything other than KEYS for ALL TRADES WITHIN THIS TRADE. i.e. if you're offering here, you'd better have keys to trade.

If you're looking to get anything in my backpack for anything other than keys, then look around my profile page to check if I'm selling it anywhere else. Otherwise no.

Just FYI, I know you guys love to try and get stuff for really low prices and shit like that, but really, go and do that on like Russian trades or something. You're pretty much going to waste your time here.

On the other hand, if let's say you're really interested in a level 99 V. Tossle (of which there are about a couple on Outpost for extravagant prices or part of sets), or an odd-levelled Huntsman (which I've seen go for more than a couple of keys lately), then this is your trade.

Yeah, wall of text. Longest post I've written as of yet.


TL;DR: Bakpak 4 sale 4 KEYZ, no lowbal plz. IF U WAN RESEL DEN GTFO.

Looking for a BLACK-PAINTED Villain's Veil (doesn't really matter if dirty or clean), paying in refined and refined only. (Alternatively, I could pay in keys valued at 5 refined each.)

Not buying unpainted veils.
Not buying unpainted veils.
Not buying unpainted veils.
Not buying unpainted veils.

Please offer me.

B/O - 4 refined for clean black veil, 2.33 refined for dirty black veil

Missing any particular strange festives to complete your strange festive set?
Here they areeeee

Keys are infinitely preferable to other items.
Which means you'll need +400% overpay in items.

I value keys at 4 refined each.

Prices are more or less fixed.
FIXED FIXED FIXED
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Fish: 8 keys
Sandvich: 11 keys
Ubersaw: 7 keys
Ambassador: 8 keys
Axtinguisher (with a somewhat redundant Critical Kills part): 8 keys
Buff Banner: 7 keys

BUYING ALL ODD-LEVELLED VINTAGES FOR 1 SCRAP + RECLAIMED/REPLACEMENT EACH!

PRICE IS FIXED. FIXED FIXED FIXED FIXED.
...With the exception of the V. Huntsman. If you have an odd-levelled one offer me.

THE VINTAGES MUST BE ODD-LEVELLED.
(If you don't know what 'odd-levelled' means, you probably don't have one.)

IF YOU HAVE A NORMAL LEVELLED VINTAGE AND OFFER HERE I WILL SLAP YOU. With a dead fish.

Post here with your vintage and your level.

E.g. "Hi, I have a level 48 ubersaw."

If you don't know what an odd-levelled vintage is, you probably don't have one.

LEVEL 5 AMBASSADORS ARE NORMAL AND NOT ODD-LEVELLED
LEVEL 5 JARATE ARE NORMAL AND NOT ODD-LEVELLED
LEVEL 5 DEAD RINGERS ARE NORMAL AND NOT ODD-LEVELLED
LEVEL 7 KGBs ARE NORMAL AND NOT ODD-LEVELLED
LEVEL 10 HUNTSMEN ARE NORMAL AND NOT ODD-LEVELLED
LEVEL 1/5/10 OF MOST VINTAGES ARE NORMAL AND NOT ODD-LEVELLED