EVERY UNUSUAL TEAM CAPTAIN MUST GO!

I AM SELLING ALL OF MY HUSBAND'S HATS BEFORE HE WAKES UP SO TRADE FAST!

BE SURE TO READ ALL THE NOTES OR I WILL REPORT YOU ON WWW.STEAMTYRANNY.COM!

http://www.tf2outpost.com/backpack/4050 <-- MY HUSBAND'S BACKPACK. EVERYTHING FROM THE TC WITH THE FLAMING STUFF ON IT TO THE TC WITH THE GROSS FLIES SIGNED BY THE CREATOR OF THIS TERRIBLE HAT!

HE ASKED ME TO GET HIM A GLASS OF WATER YESTERDAY SO I AM USING ALL THE MONEY TO GET US A BUTLER SO THE BUTLER CAN GET HIM HIS DRINKS.

ALSO, ONLY TAKING BITCOIN. MATTIE'S NOT VERY GOOD WITH COMPUTERS SO IF I ONLY TAKE BITCOINS THEN HE CAN'T BUY BACK ALL HIS CONFOUNDED TCs!

HURRY! HURRY! OH NOES I THINK HE WOKE UP! WHEW, NO HE DIDN'T, HE JUST ROLLED OVER. TRAD FAST! IS GUD DEEL!!!1111!!!!

I WILL ONLY USE VINTAGE COBBLERA AS MY MIDDLEMAN BC. YOU MUST USE MY MIDDLEMAN OR I WILL REPROT U!

CURRENT OFFERS:
☃250 bitcoins & sandwich making skills for Burned TC - Zyddie, Avatar of Fire
☃1 bitcoin + pretty, shiny metal for all other TCs -VenGanZa, The Reincarnation of Keats
☃Butler Services for Outtoast Immunity - Maasmaster KK|GU, Purple Rain Karaoke Enthusiast
☃1 magical crate with unlimited hat possibilities - n0:name, F-O-G SteamTyranny Illuminati Member
☃1000 bitcoins for either Burned TC or Insect Hotel TC - Skaskanker, Master of Puppets
☃Taco with EXTRA lettuce for Green Lettuce Shreds TC - {PaPs} A Squid, Squid Milk Is Best Milk
☃Foot massage for Mattie for Sunny Delight TC - Ice_, The Frozen State of Water
☃Half an hour of kitty cuddles for Effervescent TC - [FoGA]Mr. Meowingtons, Cat Extraordinaire
☃Ticket to Narnia for CrockPot TC - Angela <3 Zeus, Consort to Greek Gods
☃TF2 Outpost Admin for Teddybear Picnic TC - Regen, Every Mother's Handy Helper
☃ 2 bitcoins + Elder Wand for Ambrosia TC - Ezeon69, Collector of Deathly Hallows
☃Regen for Sushi Buffet TC - [SLSH]Damanson, Freelance Human Trafficker
☃300,000 packages of Kongo-made fortune cookies for Paula Deen TC - kala Laughing hat King, Egg Entrepreneur
☃Middle-Earth for Secret Tolkien TC - BlackOut | Zero, Sauron's Little Brother


*EDIT- I WILL ALSO REPORT YOU FOR:
♻ LOWBALLS
♻ HIGHBALLS
♻ MAGIC 8 BALLS
♻ REPORTING
♻ BLACKLISTING
♻ WHITELISTING
♻ LISTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
♻ REGIFTING
♻ BECAUSE I FORGOT HOW TO REPLY
♻ I DON'T LIKE UR NAME
♻ I DON'T LIKE UR PRICES
♻ I DON'T LIKE UR HAIR
♻ I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD REASON NOT TO REPROT U

I am looking for a Salvaged Crate #50.
I would honestly prefer to pay in keys but I can do real-world money as well. If there is real-world money used, I will use any SteamRep middleman of your choice.

I'm not a trader or collector- I just want to unbox the crates because everything in there is pretty cool. =)


**PLEASE NOTE: I cannot trade any item in my backpack other than the keys so please don't ask. Thank you!**

Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world....
You don't know how to express yourself so you just gotta sing.

I WANT YOUR CHEESE, 'cause it tastes so good! (Tastes so good)
A full, whole wheel of delicious Swiss dream!
I WANT SOME CHEESE, and I'll never go back
to the not-having-cheese ways of the past.

Have you ever ate cheese? I did, it tastes great!
It goes so good with melba toast or a cracker.
Some milk and enzymes and it will just happen
Havin' cheese can make a nice Mann from the meanest!

Second-hand cheese?
DOESN'T MATTER, STILL CHEESE.
But it's been gifted before...
DOESN'T MATTER, STILL CHEESE.
I think I might have named it....
DOESN'T MATTER, STILL CHEESE.
Don't even know what it does...
STILL COUNTS!

Will 1:1 the banana, Pomson & barn door for one delicious, wholesome cheese wheel!
WHAT A DEAL!
The Teddy Roosebelt can be ALL YOURS for just four cheese wheels or cheesiest offer.

I ONLY WANT CHEESE! CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE!
(If you're wondering, this is a new trade because the other one was so popular that I had to change a good amount of the items I was offering.)

Please note that I ONLY want CHEESE. JUST THE CHEESE, NOTHING ELSE. =D

*Edit- Lint is gone but all other offers are open! =)
*Edit x2 - Teddy Roosebelt sold to Nemesis for 4 Cheese Wheels! NOMNOMNOM!

Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world....
You don't know how to express yourself so you just gotta sing.

I WANT YOUR CHEESE, 'cause it tastes so good! (Tastes so good)
A full, whole wheel of delicious Swiss dream!
I WANT SOME CHEESE, and I'll never go back
to the not-having-cheese ways of the past.

Have you ever ate cheese? I did, it tastes great!
It goes so good with melba toast or a cracker.
Some milk and enzymes and it will just happen
Havin' cheese can make a nice Mann from the meanest!

Second-hand cheese?
DOESN'T MATTER, STILL CHEESE.
But it's been gifted before...
DOESN'T MATTER, STILL CHEESE.
I think I might have named it....
DOESN'T MATTER, STILL CHEESE.
Don't even know what it does...
STILL COUNTS!

Will 1:1 the bananas, lint, & Pomson for one delicious, wholesome cheese wheel! For the Level 100 craft Trilby and the Teddy Roosebelt, I'd like YOUR CHEESIEST OFFER! So throw your cheese at me! I want to be swimming in cheese wheels!

*Edit- Already one satisfied customer! Traded the Coupe for a delicious wheel of cheese!
*Edit- TWO satisfied customers! Lvl 100 Trilby went for 2 cheeses.

Stranges! Get your stranges! =D
All of these were previously owned by a UGC Platinum player. If you're interested in him signing any of them, let me know!

B/O for all items, all together- 2 keys

Individually...
Strange Quick-Fix: 1 rec., 2 scrap OBO
Strange Flamethrower: 1 ref. OBO
Strange Pistol: 2 rec. OBO
Strange Pistol: 2 rec. OBO
Strange Liberty Launcher: 1 ref. OBO
Strange Big Earner: 2 rec. OBO

Thanks for looking! =)

Scatterguns! Get your scatterguns! =D

1 strange scattergun: 1 key & 2 ref OBO (but preferably somewhere in that range)
1 regular festive scattergun: 1 ref - SOLD for 1.22 ref

Summer shades (already gift-wrapped) for 4 keys.

Fully tradable copy of Left 4 Dead 2 for metal OR craftable hats (but preferably metal). I'm looking for at least 12 ref, hoping for around 18 ref but it seems that is a lot of metal and a lot of people don't just have that much. I'm trying to craft a gift for someone.

SteamRep: http://steamrep.com/index.php?id=helenangel