EVERY UNUSUAL TEAM CAPTAIN MUST GO!
I AM SELLING ALL OF MY HUSBAND'S HATS BEFORE HE WAKES UP SO
TRADE FAST!
BE SURE TO READ ALL THE NOTES OR I WILL REPORT YOU ON WWW.STEAMTYRANNY.COM!
http://www.tf2outpost.com/backpack/4050 <-- MY HUSBAND'S BACKPACK. EVERYTHING FROM THE TC WITH THE
FLAMING STUFF ON IT TO THE TC WITH THE
GROSS FLIES SIGNED BY THE CREATOR OF THIS TERRIBLE HAT!
HE ASKED ME TO GET HIM A GLASS OF WATER YESTERDAY SO I AM USING ALL THE MONEY TO GET US A BUTLER SO THE BUTLER CAN GET HIM HIS DRINKS.
ALSO,
ONLY TAKING BITCOIN. MATTIE'S NOT VERY GOOD WITH COMPUTERS SO IF I ONLY TAKE BITCOINS THEN HE CAN'T BUY BACK ALL HIS CONFOUNDED TCs!
HURRY! HURRY! OH NOES I THINK HE WOKE UP! WHEW, NO HE DIDN'T, HE JUST ROLLED OVER. TRAD FAST! IS GUD DEEL!!!1111!!!!
I WILL ONLY USE VINTAGE COBBLERA AS MY MIDDLEMAN BC. YOU MUST USE MY MIDDLEMAN OR I WILL REPROT U!
CURRENT OFFERS:
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250 bitcoins & sandwich making skills for Burned TC - Zyddie, Avatar of Fire
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1 bitcoin + pretty, shiny metal for all other TCs -VenGanZa, The Reincarnation of Keats
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Butler Services for Outtoast Immunity - Maasmaster KK|GU, Purple Rain Karaoke Enthusiast
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1 magical crate with unlimited hat possibilities - n0:name, F-O-G SteamTyranny Illuminati Member
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1000 bitcoins for either Burned TC or Insect Hotel TC - Skaskanker, Master of Puppets
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Taco with EXTRA lettuce for Green Lettuce Shreds TC - {PaPs} A Squid, Squid Milk Is Best Milk
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Foot massage for Mattie for Sunny Delight TC - Ice_, The Frozen State of Water
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Half an hour of kitty cuddles for Effervescent TC - [FoGA]Mr. Meowingtons, Cat Extraordinaire
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Ticket to Narnia for CrockPot TC - Angela <3 Zeus, Consort to Greek Gods
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TF2 Outpost Admin for Teddybear Picnic TC - Regen, Every Mother's Handy Helper
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2 bitcoins + Elder Wand for Ambrosia TC - Ezeon69, Collector of Deathly Hallows
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Regen for Sushi Buffet TC - [SLSH]Damanson, Freelance Human Trafficker
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300,000 packages of Kongo-made fortune cookies for Paula Deen TC - kala Laughing hat King, Egg Entrepreneur
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Middle-Earth for Secret Tolkien TC - BlackOut | Zero, Sauron's Little Brother
*EDIT- I WILL ALSO REPORT YOU FOR:
♻ LOWBALLS
♻ HIGHBALLS
♻ MAGIC 8 BALLS
♻ REPORTING
♻ BLACKLISTING
♻ WHITELISTING
♻ LISTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
♻ REGIFTING
♻ BECAUSE I FORGOT HOW TO REPLY
♻ I DON'T LIKE UR NAME
♻ I DON'T LIKE UR PRICES
♻ I DON'T LIKE UR HAIR
♻ I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD REASON NOT TO REPROT U