OH LONG JOHNSON✅
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This user has been banned permanently by HelenAngel ♥. The reason for this ban is as follows:
Bragging about what a great shark he is. Sharks aren't welcome here.
*Sigh* My other trade got closed for Misleading trade, hopefully the admins are doing a better job so the trolls can be out of here. http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/11342085

So... today i'm trying to get every single painted Noir for the spy
in other words i'm buying Détective Noir's with every color.

List of the colors i'm looking for:
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Color No. 216-190-216 Détective Noir
Peculiarly Drab Tincture Détective Noir Bought
Aged Moustache Grey Détective Noir
A Distinctive Lack of Hue Détective Noir Bought
After Eight Détective Noir
Radigan Conagher Brown Détective Noir
Ye Olde Rustic Colour Détective Noir Bought
Muskelmannbraun Détective Noir
Mann Co. Orange Détective Noir Bought
Australium Gold Détective Noir
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants Détective Noir
Dark Salmon Injustice Détective Noir
Pink as Hell Détective Noir
A Deep Commitment to Purple Détective Noir
Noble Hatter's Violet Détective Noir
A Color Similar to Slate Détective Noir
Zepheniah's Greed Détective Noir
Drably Olive Détective Noir
Indubitably Green Détective Noir
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime Détective Noir
A Mann's Mint Détective Noir
Waterlogged Lab Coat Détective Noir
Team Spirit Détective Noir Bought
The Value of Teamwork Détective Noir
Cream Spirit Détective Noir
Balaclavas Are Forever Détective Noir
Operator's Overalls Détective Noir
An Air of Debonair Détective Noir

Classifications:
TOP:
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
A Distinctive Lack of Hue

MID:
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Pink as Hell
After Eight
Any Team Paint


Low
The rest of the paints

Prices:
Unpainted = 1.33 Do not need of those
Top paints = adding 4 ref to unpainted price (1.33 + 4 ref = 5.33)
Mid paints = adding 1 ref to unpainted price (1.33 + 1 ref = 2.33)
Low paints = adding 1 rec to unpainted price (1.33 + 1 rec = 1.66)

Post below wich color you have and add me, if not i'll try to add you as soon is possible

Thanks to everyone and have a nice day, btw thanks to ~Mr.Rikemat' Sß™ (i copied the major part of his description about his post of birds)
Bazaar.tf post: http://bazaar.tf/trade/241611
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backpack.tf prices http://backpack.tf/id/76561198027711119 except for fast learner, that is 1 key and 3 ref
Not a very fan of leveled stuff, but i just got those. There you have special leveled stuff:

Vintage Cloak And Dagger Cloak and Dagger level 1:
B/O = 5 keys
C/O = 4 keys
Facts = 1 of 1 on outpost, 652.819 copies of vintage cloak and dagger, 333 level 1 vintage cloak and dagger

Vintage Triboniophorus Tyrannus A.K.A. Brain Slug level 69
B/O = 15 keys
C/O =
Facts = 1 of 5 on outpost

Vintage Mining Light level-less renamed "Zero Light"
B/O = 1 Bud
C/O =

Vintage Bonk Helmet level 99
B/O = 5 keys
C/O =

i'm interested on offers, but in pures (only keys, metal). No add please
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i have this 2 babies and i'm willing to trade those for 4 keys each OR normal/white undupped bills for both. Nothing else, do not waste your time offering me 6 keys, i won't take it
Vivid Noir for 3 buds or i can add sweets to upgrade it

NO DOWNGRADES
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Buying that stuff for metal, ONLY METAL, not for re-sell btw:

-Strange Ambassador: 4.77 Ref
grenade = 4 keys
rest = backpack.tf prices
key and 3 ref, add me FAST!!
Sticky = 1 key 3 ref
idiot Box = 4 keys
Hat of cards = 2.66
FaN airborn lowhealth = 2.33
Extra stuff i have
Prussian = 1 key 1 ref
German Gonzila Level 100 with lack of hue = 2.5 keys (2 keys + 2.33)
Pyro's Beanie = 1 key
Billycock = 1 key
Beard = 3 ref
Mining Light = 1 key
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Buying keys for 5.33, can buy multiples. Add me
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tod = 2.44
surplus = 3
Bird = 5 ref
idiot box = 4 keys
Bird = 5 ref
FDU = 3.66
1 key 3 ref
Name tag = 2 ref
Veil = 4.33
Cold Killer = Sold for 5.33
FaN Airborn low health = 2.66
Loch n' Load Airborn Tanks Posthumous = 1 key 2 ref
Gold Botkiller Sticky = 3 keys
Uncraft Vita Saw = 4 ref
V. Demoman's fro = 2 keys
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shit i got from some unbox
Key = 5.55 ref
Grenade = 4 keys
Ticket = 3 ref / Tags = 2 ref / Crate = 1 key / Vita saw = 4 ref / Tyrolean = 1.66
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Discountdiscountdiscounts!!!!
Name your price and i'll get you an answer ASAP
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a key and your wrap or 2 keys and 1.33 ref with my wrap
3:1, simple (i'm giving 3 keys for a copy of portal 2)
6 keys and 2 ref (6.5 keys)
FlameThrower = 3 keys
Stickylauncher = 3 keys
Sniper = 1.66
Keys only, all for bp.tf prices http://backpack.tf/pricelist , top price range
Have you born in 1994? Well, this is your perfect hat
Taking offers on Dashin #1994, only offer in pure keys and metal, do not offer the normal price, anyone who offer the normal price will be reported.

B/O: 5 Keys
C/O:
Not a very fan of odd leveled weapons, but i just got those from the same guy in a raffle. There you have special leveled weapons:
Cloak and Dagger level 1, the normal one is level 5, backpack.tf say 8 keys for it
Gloves level 42 (THE MEANiNG OF EVERYTHiNG !!!!111!11!!!!!!!), backpack.tf say 2.2 ref but i think is low, so the b/o is 1 key


Cloak and Dagger:
B/O = 5 keys
C/O = 4 keys
Facts = 1 of 1 on outpost, 652.819 copies of vintage cloak and dagger, 333 level 1 vintage cloak and dagger

Gloves:
B/O = 1 Key
C/O =

i'm only interested on offers, but in pures (only keys, metal). No add please
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So... today i'm trying to get every single painted Noir for the spy<br />
in other words i'm buying Détective Noirs with every color. <span style="color:#ff0000;">Also THE UNUSUAL iSN'T FOR SALE (JUST A PLACE HOLDER) </span><br />
<br />
<u><strong>List of the colors i'm looking for</strong></u>:<br />
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge <br />
<span style="color:#D8BED8;">Color No. 216-190-216 Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#C5AF91;">Peculiarly Drab Tincture Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#7E7E7E;">Aged Moustache Grey Détective Noir</span><br />
<s><span style="color:#141414;">A Distinctive Lack of Hue Détective Noir</span></s> Bought<br />
<span style="color:#2D2D24;">After Eight Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#694D3A;">Radigan Conagher Brown Détective Noir</span><br />
<s><span style="color:#7C6C57;">Ye Olde Rustic Colour Détective Noir</span></s> Bought<br />
<span style="color:#A57545;">Muskelmannbraun Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#CF7336;">Mann Co. Orange Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#E7B53B;">Australium Gold Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#F0E68C;">The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#E9967A;">Dark Salmon Injustice Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#FF69B4;">Pink as Hell Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#7D4071;">A Deep Commitment to Purple Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#51384A;">Noble Hatter's Violet Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#2F4F4F;">A Color Similar to Slate Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#424F3B;">Zepheniah's Greed Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#808000;">Drably Olive Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#729E42;">Indubitably Green Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#32CD32;">The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#BCDDB3;">A Mann's Mint Détective Noir</span><br />
<span style="color:#A89A8C;">W</span><span style="color:#A69A8C;">a</span><span style="color:#A59A8D;">t</span><span style="color:#A49A8D;">e</span><span style="color:#A39A8E;">r</span><span style="color:#A29A8F;">l</span><span style="color:#A19A8F;">o</span><span style="color:#A09B90;">g</span><span style="color:#9F9B91;">g</span><span style="color:#9E9B91;">e</span><span style="color:#9D9B92;">d</span><span style="color:#9C9B93;"> </span><span style="color:#9B9B93;">L</span><span style="color:#9A9B94;">a</span><span style="color:#999C95;">b</span><span style="color:#989C95;"> </span><span style="color:#979C96;">C</span><span style="color:#969C97;">o</span><span style="color:#949C97;">a</span><span style="color:#939C98;">t</span><span style="color:#929C99;"> </span><span style="color:#919D99;">D</span><span style="color:#909D9A;">é</span><span style="color:#8F9D9B;">t</span><span style="color:#8E9D9B;">e</span><span style="color:#8D9D9C;">c</span><span style="color:#8C9D9D;">t</span><span style="color:#8B9D9D;">i</span><span style="color:#8A9E9E;">v</span><span style="color:#899E9F;">e</span><span style="color:#889E9F;"> </span><span style="color:#879EA0;">N</span><span style="color:#869EA1;">o</span><span style="color:#859EA1;">i</span><span style="color:#849EA2;">r</span><br />
<s><span style="color:#B8383B;">T</span><span style="color:#B43A3E;">e</span><span style="color:#B03D42;">a</span><span style="color:#AC4046;">m</span><span style="color:#A9434A;"> </span><span style="color:#A5464E;">S</span><span style="color:#A14952;">p</span><span style="color:#9E4C56;">i</span><span style="color:#9A4F5A;">r</span><span style="color:#96525E;">i</span><span style="color:#935562;">t</span><span style="color:#8F5866;"> </span><span style="color:#8B5B6A;">D</span><span style="color:#885E6E;">é</span><span style="color:#846172;">t</span><span style="color:#806476;">e</span><span style="color:#7C677A;">c</span><span style="color:#796A7E;">t</span><span style="color:#756D82;">i</span><span style="color:#717086;">v</span><span style="color:#6E738A;">e</span><span style="color:#6A768E;"> </span><span style="color:#667992;">N</span><span style="color:#637C96;">o</span><span style="color:#5F7F9A;">i</span><span style="color:#5B829E;">r</span></s> Bought<br />
<span style="color:#803020;">T</span><span style="color:#7D3123;">h</span><span style="color:#7A3326;">e</span><span style="color:#783529;"> </span><span style="color:#75362C;">V</span><span style="color:#73382F;">a</span><span style="color:#703A32;">l</span><span style="color:#6E3B35;">u</span><span style="color:#6B3D38;">e</span><span style="color:#693F3B;"> </span><span style="color:#66403E;">o</span><span style="color:#644241;">f</span><span style="color:#614444;"> </span><span style="color:#5F4647;">T</span><span style="color:#5C474A;">e</span><span style="color:#5A494D;">a</span><span style="color:#574B50;">m</span><span style="color:#554C53;">w</span><span style="color:#524E56;">o</span><span style="color:#4F5059;">r</span><span style="color:#4D515C;">k</span><span style="color:#4A535F;"> </span><span style="color:#485562;">D</span><span style="color:#455665;">é</span><span style="color:#435868;">t</span><span style="color:#405A6B;">e</span><span style="color:#3E5C6E;">c</span><span style="color:#3B5D71;">t</span><span style="color:#395F74;">i</span><span style="color:#366177;">v</span><span style="color:#34627A;">e</span><span style="color:#31647D;"> </span><span style="color:#2F6680;">N</span><span style="color:#2C6783;">o</span><span style="color:#2A6986;">i</span><span style="color:#276B89;">r</span><br />
<span style="color:#C36C2D;">C</span><span style="color:#C26C2D;">r</span><span style="color:#C26D2D;">e</span><span style="color:#C16E2D;">a</span><span style="color:#C16E2E;">m</span><span style="color:#C06F2E;"> </span><span style="color:#C0702E;">S</span><span style="color:#C0712F;">p</span><span style="color:#BF712F;">i</span><span style="color:#BF722F;">r</span><span style="color:#BE732F;">i</span><span style="color:#BE7430;">t</span><span style="color:#BE7430;"> </span><span style="color:#BD7530;">D</span><span style="color:#BD7631;">é</span><span style="color:#BC7731;">t</span><span style="color:#BC7731;">e</span><span style="color:#BC7832;">c</span><span style="color:#BB7932;">t</span><span style="color:#BB7A32;">i</span><span style="color:#BA7A32;">v</span><span style="color:#BA7B33;">e</span><span style="color:#BA7C33;"> </span><span style="color:#B97D33;">N</span><span style="color:#B97D34;">o</span><span style="color:#B87E34;">i</span><span style="color:#B87F34;">r</span><br />
<span style="color:#3B1F23;">B</span><span style="color:#3A1F23;">a</span><span style="color:#391F24;">l</span><span style="color:#381F25;">a</span><span style="color:#371F25;">c</span><span style="color:#361F26;">l</span><span style="color:#351F27;">a</span><span style="color:#341F27;">v</span><span style="color:#331F28;">a</span><span style="color:#321F29;">s</span><span style="color:#31202A;"> </span><span style="color:#30202A;">A</span><span style="color:#2F202B;">r</span><span style="color:#2E202C;">e</span><span style="color:#2D202C;"> </span><span style="color:#2C202D;">F</span><span style="color:#2B202E;">o</span><span style="color:#2A202E;">r</span><span style="color:#29202F;">e</span><span style="color:#292130;">v</span><span style="color:#282131;">e</span><span style="color:#272131;">r</span><span style="color:#262132;"> </span><span style="color:#252133;">D</span><span style="color:#242133;">é</span><span style="color:#232134;">t</span><span style="color:#222135;">e</span><span style="color:#212135;">c</span><span style="color:#202236;">t</span><span style="color:#1F2237;">i</span><span style="color:#1E2238;">v</span><span style="color:#1D2238;">e</span><span style="color:#1C2239;"> </span><span style="color:#1B223A;">N</span><span style="color:#1A223A;">o</span><span style="color:#19223B;">i</span><span style="color:#18223C;">r</span><br />
<span style="color:#483838;">O</span><span style="color:#473838;">p</span><span style="color:#473838;">e</span><span style="color:#463839;">r</span><span style="color:#463939;">a</span><span style="color:#45393A;">t</span><span style="color:#45393A;">o</span><span style="color:#443A3B;">r</span><span style="color:#443A3B;">'</span><span style="color:#433A3C;">s</span><span style="color:#433A3C;"> </span><span style="color:#423B3D;">O</span><span style="color:#423B3D;">v</span><span style="color:#413B3E;">e</span><span style="color:#413C3E;">r</span><span style="color:#403C3F;">a</span><span style="color:#403C3F;">l</span><span style="color:#403D40;">l</span><span style="color:#3F3D40;">s</span><span style="color:#3F3D40;"> </span><span style="color:#3E3D41;">D</span><span style="color:#3E3E41;">é</span><span style="color:#3D3E42;">t</span><span style="color:#3D3E42;">e</span><span style="color:#3C3F43;">c</span><span style="color:#3C3F43;">t</span><span style="color:#3B3F44;">i</span><span style="color:#3B3F44;">v</span><span style="color:#3A4045;">e</span><span style="color:#3A4045;"> </span><span style="color:#394046;">N</span><span style="color:#394146;">o</span><span style="color:#384147;">i</span><span style="color:#384147;">r</span><br />
<span style="color:#654740;">A</span><span style="color:#634640;">n</span><span style="color:#614640;"> </span><span style="color:#5F4541;">A</span><span style="color:#5D4541;">i</span><span style="color:#5B4441;">r</span><span style="color:#594442;"> </span><span style="color:#584442;">o</span><span style="color:#564343;">f</span><span style="color:#544343;"> </span><span style="color:#524243;">D</span><span style="color:#504244;">e</span><span style="color:#4E4144;">b</span><span style="color:#4C4145;">o</span><span style="color:#4B4145;">n</span><span style="color:#494045;">a</span><span style="color:#474046;">i</span><span style="color:#453F46;">r</span><span style="color:#433F47;"> </span><span style="color:#413E47;">D</span><span style="color:#403E47;">é</span><span style="color:#3E3E48;">t</span><span style="color:#3C3D48;">e</span><span style="color:#3A3D49;">c</span><span style="color:#383C49;">t</span><span style="color:#363C49;">i</span><span style="color:#343B4A;">v</span><span style="color:#333B4A;">e</span><span style="color:#313B4B;"> </span><span style="color:#2F3A4B;">N</span><span style="color:#2D3A4B;">o</span><span style="color:#2B394C;">i</span><span style="color:#29394C;">r</span><br />
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<strong>Classifications</strong>:<br />
<span style="color:#ff0000;">TOP</span>:<br />
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge<br />
<span style="color:#141414;">A Distinctive Lack of Hue</span><br />
<br />
<span style="color:#00fff2;">MID</span>:<br />
<span style="color:#32CD32;">The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime</span><br />
<span style="color:#FF69B4;">Pink as Hell</span><br />
<span style="color:#2D2D24;">After Eight </span><br />
<span style="color:#B8383B;">A</span><span style="color:#B13D42;">n</span><span style="color:#AA4349;">y</span><span style="color:#A34851;"> </span><span style="color:#9C4E58;">T</span><span style="color:#95535F;">e</span><span style="color:#8E5967;">a</span><span style="color:#885E6E;">m</span><span style="color:#816475;"> </span><span style="color:#7A697D;">P</span><span style="color:#736F84;">a</span><span style="color:#6C748B;">i</span><span style="color:#657A93;">n</span><span style="color:#5E7F9A;">t</span><br />
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<span style="color:#003657;">Low</span><br />
The rest of the paints<br />
<br />
Prices:<br />
<span style="color:#141414;">•</span> Unpainted = 1.33 <em>Do not need of those</em><br />
<span style="color:#141414;">•</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;">Top</span> paints = adding 4 ref to unpainted price (1.33 + 4 ref = 5.33)<br />
<span style="color:#141414;">•</span> <span style="color:#00fff2;">Mid</span> paints = adding 1 ref to unpainted price (1.33 + 1 ref = 2.33)<br />
<span style="color:#141414;">•</span> <span style="color:#003657;">Low</span> paints = adding 1 rec to unpainted price (1.33 + 1 rec = 1.66)<br />
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Post below wich color you have and add me, if not i'll try to add you as soon is possible<br />
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He-he-hello my sexy traders

So... today i'm trying to get every single painted Noir for the spy
in other words i'm buying Détective Noirs with every color. Also THE UNUSUAL iSN'T FOR SALE (JUST A PLACE HOLDER)

List of the colors i'm looking for:
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
Color No. 216-190-216 Détective Noir
Peculiarly Drab Tincture Détective Noir
Aged Moustache Grey Détective Noir
A Distinctive Lack of Hue Détective Noir Bought
After Eight Détective Noir
Radigan Conagher Brown Détective Noir
Ye Olde Rustic Colour Détective Noir Bought
Muskelmannbraun Détective Noir
Mann Co. Orange Détective Noir
Australium Gold Détective Noir
The Color of a Gentlemann's Business Pants Détective Noir
Dark Salmon Injustice Détective Noir
Pink as Hell Détective Noir
A Deep Commitment to Purple Détective Noir
Noble Hatter's Violet Détective Noir
A Color Similar to Slate Détective Noir
Zepheniah's Greed Détective Noir
Drably Olive Détective Noir
Indubitably Green Détective Noir
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime Détective Noir
A Mann's Mint Détective Noir
Waterlogged Lab Coat Détective Noir
Team Spirit Détective Noir Bought
The Value of Teamwork Détective Noir
Cream Spirit Détective Noir
Balaclavas Are Forever Détective Noir
Operator's Overalls Détective Noir
An Air of Debonair Détective Noir

Classifications:
TOP:
An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge
A Distinctive Lack of Hue

MID:
The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime
Pink as Hell
After Eight
Any Team Paint


Low
The rest of the paints

Prices:
Unpainted = 1.33 Do not need of those
Top paints = adding 4 ref to unpainted price (1.33 + 4 ref = 5.33)
Mid paints = adding 1 ref to unpainted price (1.33 + 1 ref = 2.33)
Low paints = adding 1 rec to unpainted price (1.33 + 1 rec = 1.66)

Post below wich color you have and add me, if not i'll try to add you as soon is possible

Thanks to everyone and have a nice day, btw thanks to ~Mr.Rikemat' Sß™ (i copied the major part of his description about his post of birds)
Bazaar.TF Post: http://bazaar.tf/trade/241611
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Key and 2 ref (parts), the robot part by himself is 1 key and 2 ref, so you are making profits
Just got this from a guy, and i'm selling those, all for backpack.tf prices (max price range; example = 1,5 - 2 keys, you pay 2 keys)
Backpack.tf prices high end
Crates = 1 key / Description Tag = 2 ref / Tickets = 3 ref
add me
A key each crate, description tags for 2.33 ref
3.66 ref for sandman
4.33 for uncraft vita saw (rare, you cannot buy it from the store)
2 ref, add me
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Looking to upgrade my clean Vivid Plasma Détective Noir, i can add sweets.
Post here, try to not add me please but if you want add me

ONLY UPGRADE, NOT DOWNGRADE
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For unusual there is nothing writed, i bring you today is 1 of 2 in OP (atm) Purple Energy Pyromancer Mask, this is my dream unusual so make a good offer and not going to free downgrade it <3, it's also very clean

C/O = 2 buds, 10 keys, and a Vintage Luger + BMOC

Priority: Pures > Spy > Pyro > Nothing else
Do not add me to offer because probably i'll not gonna take it
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Hurry, add me, or 5.66 ref
Hello TF2 traders, i love spy and i'm willing to do my own collection of every hat for spy.
i'm looking to pay 1.66 for every craft hat for spy i don't have, BUT it has to be CLEAN DROPPED/UNBOXED/BUYED AND LEVEL 97. Help my with my collection. Also, if the hat doesn't have different levels sell me it anyways.
Donation are always welcome, and sellers with a minor price too!

Donor/Minor price seller list:
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Hats bought so far: 0
People who can't read: 0
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1 key for crate
2 ref for name tag
SF minigun = 1 bud pure

Taking bud as 27 keys again because is rising again, just add me
Guys, are you ready for another quickshit unusual post? Well, there you have.
i'm buying Quicksell or gifted unusuals for lower than backpack.tf prices

Quicksell = 35% - 50% off from bp.tf
Gifted = 50% from bp.tf

Shoot me some offers, try not to add me, but if you want quick answers add me

Stock = 13 keys / Strange Festive Minigun / 8.55 Raw metal
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Bud for this beautiful wep for hoovy, add me
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Offers

c/o =
1.33 each (not gonna take obviously)
1.66 each (low)