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68 Noh Mercies...

68!!!!!

I'm looking to basically sell all the Non-Custom named Noh Mercies for a whopping 3 Ref each!!!!

A steal.

So how does this work?

You buy all 68 Noh Mercies at 3 ref each

All it costs?!?

13 Keys TF2!!!!

Or 12 Keys CSGO!!!!!!!!!

Only add or offer if paying Pure

Pure keys only
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The amount of Blue and Gold is amazing.

7 keys Pure

Nothing else.
Selling these keys for PayPal money only

$1.95 United States Dollars Each or $5.50 United States Dollars for all 3 (Three)

You go first

I have rep

You will pay fees

If you seem shady, I'll move to someone else who's sunny

If you try and offer less, I'll flame you so hard the police will arrest me for arson

If you try and scam me, I'll flame you and do other things to you that'll really make you rethink life

If you try and offer anything else other than PayPal, I will send you an IQ test and ask you to fill it out and send back the results

If you get pissy or staring acting like a *Censored*, I'll *Censored your Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored account Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If any and or all of this is too much for you, please get off your computer, visit your local grade school, and re-enroll in the 1st grade and start over. When you complete 8th grade, finish your highschool years, and graduate college (or highschool too), then feel free to reread this all and try and purchase it.
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Selling this Knife for PayPal money only

$32.30 United States Dollars

You go first

I have rep

You will pay fees

If you seem shady, I'll move to someone else who's sunny

If you try and offer less, I'll flame you so hard the police will arrest me for arson

If you try and scam me, I'll flame you and do other things to you that'll really make you rethink life

If you try and offer anything else other than PayPal, I will send you an IQ test and ask you to fill it out and send back the results

If you get pissy or staring acting like a *Censored*, I'll *Censored your Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored account Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored Censored noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you who can't do math or have never exceeded past grade 4, I'll run down what this is priced at.

$43.09 Steam Community Market x 75% (Lower than most Quicksells) = $32.30 United States Dollar

If any and or all of this is too much for you, please get off your computer, visit your local grade school, and re-enroll in the 1st grade and start over. When you complete 8th grade, finish your highschool years, and graduate college (or highschool too), then feel free to reread this all and try and purchase it.
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Selling my entire Noh Mercy collection as is.

This means I will only sell it all at once as I will not part any specific ones out. This is mean't for any collectors out there and not for those looking to buy low sell high or any other tactic. I will include the Summer Adventure Sale, Genuine, and all other variants in the trade. I am not looking to sell at whatever the current standing may be and please, if you truly need an idea as to how to price it, I say keep all offers above 25 keys pure (23 keys CSGO). If you think this is too high, then move on and don't waste my time. Make sure you read thoroughly and clearly and understand there are certain Noh Mercys (I.E. the SAS one) which sell for well over "current" market value. I will not trade nor add you if your profile is private, under level 5, or has no items in it, and I will consider PayPal but you will go first indefinitely.

Thanks all for stopping by and have a great day!

Idiot Counter -
None..... for now.

Offers -
None..... for now.
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Looking for a nice Five-Seven Case Hardened with a lot of blue.

Preferrably with 70% + Blue and then the rest in Gold.
The more Blue, the Better.

Will also look at like a 50/30-40/20-10 Blue/Gold/Filler.

Can pay PayPal, Buy Keys, or do SCM.

Bonus points for Renamed something cool and stickers.
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Looking to buy your Dank Kush Pew Pew Gunz

Must be a Delusion Ump
Must have a Drug War Veteran Sticker (Or more)
Condition doesn't matter
Renamed versions must be drug related

Preferably with more than one Drug War Vet sticker and renamed like Kush, Sour Diesel, Afghan Haze, Purple Haze, Blue Sky, Bob Marley's Busta, or other Dank Names

Post an offer

Can and will buy off SCM for a good price
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Show me some offers
Looking to upgrade to Dopplers Phase 3 or Black Pearl (Authentic)

Can add PayPal if necessary
Looking to trade TF2 stuff for CSGO stuff. Mainly looking for Flip Knives or listed guns and music kits + non team stickers!!!

All Items involved must be Factory New and Stat Trak for guns or the Star for Knives!!!!

Can add cash if the deal is in my favour.
So I have a job (Or am switching jobs atm) and want to expand my Spah collection.
Looking for each one of these effects on a single hat.
One effect for each hat.

I would prefer a lower tier hat for the halloween ones, such as the Mullet, Ketche, and Billycocks.

I like these hats more than most and would love to own these with Halloween effects.

Post offers below and remember, only these effects listed.

I can post links to my rep but would prefer PayPal really.

Thank You all.
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I love purple effects and the sorts.
I am looking for offers on this 1/2 Existence, 1/1 Market item. Pure is nice, but purple spah is King. Shoot offers below or send a trade offer.
I LOVE SPAH AND HALLOWEEN

Ok, now back to the professional side. I am looking to trade these items for either pure, Unusuals (Which would require a level of overpay), Spy Unusuals, or Halloween Spy Unusuals, Or just basic Halloween Unusuals.

Planets Party Phantom - 36 Keys Pure / 4 Buds or 45 Keys / 5 Buds in Offers
Smoking Harmburg - None on the Market and Noh price so just offer I guess.

Thank You and Cheers.
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Entertain Me w/ Offers

Secret Mullet I add 1 Bud Pure (Quite Interesting and Considering Highly)

I know what it's price on bp.tf, so please, don't come here offering what it says there. I have the only one ever, so obviously, I'll want more than what I paid, not too mention I'd naturally want more than what I paid.
Looking for Full Level 1-100 Collections of Spy Cosmetics
I am looking for the Craftable versions but can do uncraftable too
Name your price and we can work out a deal
can pay in items, Pure, PayPal, or unusuals for super bulk deals
Hey All,
Mr. Noh Mercy Here with a new trade.

I am looking to buy Unusual Mullets and a full level 1-100 Mullet Collection with PayPal.
I have some criteria which has to be followed in order for someone to trade with me.

Must have a -
Clean SteamRep
Reputation that is Recent
Be willing to go first or use a Middle Man

As for the Items -
Unusuals -
Weather Effects are King
I am looking for Non-Duped Hats and Non-Gifted

Level 1-100 Collection-
Must be all Craftable
Must be a full Collection

I am looking for discounted Unusuals as I am paying real money for this
Don't offer BS Prices

Post Below or Add Me
Thank You.
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Selling the items for pure keys

Prices are FIRM

Overpay by 250% in Items
Will literally trade my Entire Bp + $150 (collecting)

EXCEPT FOR -
Noh Mercy Collection
Blood Banker
Stormy Mullet
Strange Knife
Strange Pistol
Festive Knife


Admins and Mods, I know this might be a lowball, but if this happens, I will buy the Genuine Glitched one, Finish the Collection, Buy a Blizz Le Party, and quit TF2 Forever (Except to play holidays)

I will also Get a Noh Mercy Tattoo + Change my Legal Middle Name to NohMercy
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Alright, So I say offer, or do something.
You see my prices, but im open to negotiations and all offers, though if you offer a market gardener, unless its a orbiting gaben effect, I wont take it.

Frostbite Bonk - Sold for $150.00

^I'm pretty sure this can get around that number

There was a guy offering 5 mixed for it, but brought something else, so yeah, there is interest.

Past Offers -
35 Keys (rbosst) Trade
A Crone's Dome + a Scrap (Dr. Nope) Private Offer
30 Keys (Unusual Trade Server)
Sulph Scotch (zxcpro001) Trade Offer

Offers from the Unboxers Trade -
~5 Mixed (Iblewupthemoon)
Circling Heart Bucket (Maxton)
GBH Mullet (Mr.Ho)
Blizz Charmer (Kritz)
2 Pure (=ocu= Sere)
MIami Stoveman (Totallynotaspy)
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Looking for a Level 0 Vintage Mullet
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Buying Craftable Noh Mercys

Lvl 1 - 100

3 Ref Each

Levels I Need
7
11,14,15
21,22,24,27
32,33,34,35,37,38
40,41,45,46
52,54,55,56,57
61,66
70,79
81,82,87,89
96,97,98

I GOT THE SUMMER ADVENTURE PACK LVL 91 NOH MERCY 1/1 EXISTENCE WHEN I GOT IT WOOOT!!!


64/100

Check My BP To see what levels I need

P.S. If you wish to buy a Noh Mercy its 2 keys regular level, 3 keys special level.
Prices are high to keep dumb people away

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So I want to buy one of these medals to own.

I would like to get one preferably between 1-1000

Shoot offers below

Can get more pure if necessary
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6 Keys
Simple
Buying Bill's Hats with both of the Paint Spells and any of the Footprint Spells attached.

If you have a Footprint spell attached to a different painted one or you spelled one isn't listed, feel free to offer.

I am paying Base Price of Bill's (3 Keys) + 50% Paint Price + 25% - 50% Footprint Price.

Have -
Spectral Spectrum w/ Purple Footprints


I will have pure soon
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Looking to Sell my Bill's hat for 5 Keys Pure

Or 1:1 with a Sinister Staining Bill's w/ the Orange Footprints effect
Offers
Shoot Me Offers

Past Offers -
5.5 Mixed (Original Trade)
35 Keys (Old Trade)
Buying Keys in Bulk for $1.85 Each

I NEED 12 MORE KEYS

PayPal, USD, I Pay Fees, You Go First

http://tf2...134827

That has my Outpost, Bp.Tf, SR, and TF2 Trader Links all in it.

I will not trade with Scammers, Private Accounts, or Marked Persons.

You WILL Go First

I will send as a gift to "Family/Friends"

Keys Brought -
62

You Must Have the Following -
+700 Hours TF2
+1 Year Steam
+Level 5 or Higher Steam
+Clean SteamRep
+Public Account
+Speak English Well
+PayPal Account
+Keys I can see (None of this, "They're in my Alt" BS)

My Details -
+2600 Hours TF2
+Level 15
+IRL Name is on my Profile, along with other Info
+70+ Noh Mercy's in my BP
+Lvl. 1-100 V. Pyrovision Goggle Collection
+70+ Friends
+TF2 Trader Rep Thread
+SUPER DUPER CLEAN PROFILE (Minus some swearing during negotiations)

Tell me here why you added me and how many keys you want to sell to me when you add me, I HATE blind adds

Regular Keys Only
(Will Accept Current Festive Keys)
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(H)ave 40 Keys

(W)ant Quicksale Unusuals

Halloween + Weather > Everything

Spy > All Else

Post Below

Add if Great Offer
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18 Keys

Plain and Simple
Earbuds (Clean) - 15 keys

Earbuds (Gifted) - 14 Keys

Earbuds (Duped + Gifted) - 13 Keys

Post or Add or Send Offer
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Looking for 2 Pure or 3 in Unusuals

Only Add if paying 2 Buds Pure or if Unusual is worth 3.5 Buds

Post Offers Below

Super Clean

Halloween Spells -
Spectral Spectrum
TS Footprints
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I want Music Kits,

But More than Anything

I want the Christmas Music Kit
So basically I will be coming into the ownership of quite a few keys, and by quite a few, I mean either 37 Keys Pure, or 67 Keys Pure, Pending on my supplier. So basically here is what I am after, I am after Unusual Quicksells, Lvl 1-100 Collections, Craftable Hats in bulk, or Refined. Here is the way it will go.

Unusuals -
When I list an unusual, it means the percentage is how much off, so if your hat is 2nd Gen Effect on a Robo hat, Take 35% off, though I may take more.
P.S. I dislike Robo Hats

Effects -
1st Gen (10%)
2nd Gen (15%)
3rd Gen (20-30%)

Hats -
1st Gen (0-5%)
2nd Gen (5-15%)
3rd Gen (10-20%)
Robo (20%-35%)

Rules Where the above doesn't apply-
Halloween Effects (1st and 2nd Gen)


Level 1-100 Collections

I am interested in amassing about 2 More Full Collections, So I would say offer accordingly. I am interested in Spy Hats and All Class Hats, though feel free to offer. I prefer hats under 2 ref for these collections and will buy collections such as faerie solitaire pins and such because they are cheap and I can buy more inv space.


Bulk Hats -

Basically I will buy hats at a rate of 12 Craftable for a key, with a Min. of 60 Hats to be traded.
They Must be craftable, Otherwise I will take 250 Uncraftable Hats for 5 Keys.


If I sell you keys for Refined I will require that you pay 16 Refined per Key, with a Minimum of 10 Keys, or 160 Refined being sold to me.


I will have the keys and all within the next 2-3 Days, depending on when my bank decides to open so I can get my money.

Merry Smissmas and Happy New Year!!

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Sincerely,
BlinkDemon5
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So basically I will be coming into the ownership of quite a few keys, and by quite a few, I mean either 37 Keys Pure, or 67 Keys Pure, Pending on my supplier. So basically here is what I am after, I am after Unusual Quicksells, Lvl 1-100 Collections, Craftable Hats in bulk, or Refined. Here is the way it will go.

Unusuals -
When I list an unusual, it means the percentage is how much off, so if your hat is 2nd Gen Effect on a Robo hat, Take 35% off, though I may take more.
P.S. I dislike Robo Hats

Effects -
1st Gen (10%)
2nd Gen (15%)
3rd Gen (20-30%)

Hats -
1st Gen (0-5%)
2nd Gen (5-15%)
3rd Gen (10-20%)
Robo (20%-35%)

Rules Where the above doesn't apply-
Halloween Effects (1st and 2nd Gen)


Level 1-100 Collections

I am interested in amassing about 2 More Full Collections, So I would say offer accordingly. I am interested in Spy Hats and All Class Hats, though feel free to offer. I prefer hats under 2 ref for these collections and will buy collections such as faerie solitaire pins and such because they are cheap and I can buy more inv space.


Bulk Hats -

Basically I will buy hats at a rate of 12 Craftable for a key, with a Min. of 60 Hats to be traded.
They Must be craftable, Otherwise I will take 250 Uncraftable Hats for 5 Keys.


If I sell you keys for Refined I will require that you pay 16 Refined per Key, with a Minimum of 10 Keys, or 160 Refined being sold to me.


I will have the keys and all within the next 2-3 Days, depending on when my bank decides to open so I can get my money.

Merry Smissmas and Happy New Year!!

-

Sincerely,
BlinkDemon5
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2:3

Simple
Music Kit - 3 TF Keys
CSGO Keys - 4 TF Keys
I want a level 1-100 collection of these items

or 150 Random leveled ones.

trade me
Quicksell

Phishers - 1
Looking to trade this "Unique" scout set for offers or pure

Or you can buy it seperately

Bonk Boy - 3.5 / 4.5

Bonk Helm 2.5 / 3.5

Set Cost is 6 / 9

I will sell the Helm for 17 Keys QS Right Now

Pure / Items
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I am selling

BP Expanders - 5 Ref

Name Tags - 4.33

Desc Tags - 1.33
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1 Key + 9 Ref
Selling Only as A Set for 6 keys

If your needy on separate, Its 3 Keys Each.

Send a Trade Offer.


Back with a Key off
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Selling this Squeaky Clean Bonk Boy

3.5 Pure / 4.5 Unusuals

Selling this Sexy Ambassador

19 Keys Pure / 2.5 Items or Unusuals
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Ambassador - 25 Keys OBO

Knife - Sold for Bubbling Bonk Boy (Clean)

I value Buds as 12 Keys

Keys are 15 Ref
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5 Ref for BP
1.33 for Desc
All of these are Summer Adventure Sale Items

Been away for a few months at Uni so just offer away

Items Below are Past Offers On the Items

Willing to do 1:1, 2:1, 3:1 etc... on Mullets


Will be back in 2 weeks but will be checking consistently
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