Buying these new strange weapons, please offer reasonably...

...oR I WiLL FUckIng MUrdEr yoU.

I have around 70 refined and some other sweets, offer away :3

Buying these new strange weps, I'm paying in keys/refined.

Check my bp to see how much I have before offering.

Hello there ladies and hat fetish cultists.

I have decided to retire from trading in tf2, unlike others however, I intend to trade all my wealth for a single hat with which I will spend playing the game I love so much.

Only all class offers thank you, as for effects, I like hearts, ghosts, energies, flames and C. bubbles

Also, my hat of choice is either the company man or the killer's exclusive.

I have currently to trade:
Vintage Big Kill
lvl 69 lantern Hottie's Hoodie
1 of 1 13th hour hallmark
2 halloween ebenezers
select sweets
some refined metals (around 40)
My body

Finally, I pay special attention to certain themes, such as blizzard with brown bomber.

Brown Bomber is favorite hat, hearts is favorite effect.

Have a nice day

10 pure, 11 in unusuals, or a HOUWAR.

That is all, offer away.

C/o's that I can remember: Self made key
9 (several times)

Just some items lying around in my bag, selling at spreadsheet prices

Hello there ladies and hat fetish cultists.

I have decided to retire from trading in tf2, unlike others however, I intend to trade all my wealth for a single hat with which I will spend playing the game I love so much.

Only all class offers thank you, as for effects, I like hearts, ghosts, energies, flames and C. bubbles

Also, my hat of choice is either the company man or the killer's exclusive.

I have currently to trade:
lvl 69 lantern Hottie's Hoodie
1 of 1 Secret Moon Gatsby
70 Refined Metals
My body

Finally, my buyout for all of the above would be a hearts KE (or anything hearts really)

Company man is favorite hat, hearts is favorite effect.

Have a nice day

G'day everyone, I just got my hands on this beautiful, 1 of 1 medic hat. Now in order to be pompous and irritating, I'll now post a checklist of stuff on this hat:

Highest tier effect: Check
High tier class: Check
High tier hat: not really, but it looks like a bills hat so you can probably troll n00bs, so Check
One of One: Check (for all dem hipsters out there)
Clean: I though we established this when I said "One of One:
Painted: The color of cleanliness and shattered dreams (White)
Is badass: Mildly
Shoots lazer beams: No
Is a Cat: No
Produces Alcohol: No
Made in Sweden: Judging from the style, quite possibly
Is expensive as fuck: Check...about 12 buds worth of check
Will murder your family: No
Has herpes: M...Maybe....NO I DID NOT MAKE LOVE WITH THIS HAT...maybe...(hides in corner)
Will make you a target: Maybe for those peasants admiring your beautiful, god tier hat.
Is shiny: No
Is rainowey: No
Is fluffy: No
Is xXx360N0SC0P5420SM0K317#Y0L0SWAGxXx: Kill yourself
Was worn by Doc Holiday, Chuck Norris and Bear Grills: No, but was worn by me, so win
Is bulletproof: No
Will magically reappear on your head after you die on the battlefield: Yes
Will make your petty healing subjects all the more obeying and submissive: Yes
Is Gaben's pride and joy: No, that would be Episode 3 when it comes out

So, what is the buyout for this hat you ask? WELL YOU'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I WILL NEVER TELL Y...okay, it's 12 buds, pure, or a HOUWAR.

My current offers will be listed below:

Stormy Storm TC

Selling these items including dat set o wicked badness for keys or tf2 items (preferably tf2 items)

offer away