Sgt. Spiderly
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Taking offers.

Nun Hood: 150 keys
1st Gen Effect, themed.
Short history.

Wraith: 120 keys.
First Gen hat, first gen effect.
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Buying discount unusuals. Just put the hat here, and I'll tell you what I feel like paying for them. Stock/; 60 keys.

If you are okay trading for MOSTLY items, I'll pay pretty close to your buyout.

Only offer here, DO NOT add me unless we have talked here. Use trade offers to expedite things.

Usually not interested in unusuals over 40 keys, but you can always try! ^.^
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Want Dead Head + 11 keys in stuff, that's a 1 key discount and you can pay in items. I want me a Dead Head.
If you pay Dead Head + 11 pure, you get a free craft hat.
Send me trade offers. If this is still up, I still have it.
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Mostly looking for unusual upgrades. Can add keys.
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UNUSUAL OFFERS TAKEN AT FULL (or close to full) VALUE!

Get it now for 50% off (or more!). Think you can beat the bidders and walk away with an AMAZING deal? :)
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CURRENTLY BEING AUCTIONED, 2 days left! Don't miss this deal!
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1559870



Successfully completed 288 auctions to date, everyone wins when good deals are made!
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UNUSUAL OFFERS TAKEN AT FULL (or close to full) VALUE!

Get it now for 50% off (or more!). Think you can beat the bidders and walk away with an AMAZING deal? :)

CURRENTLY BEING AUCTIONED, 2 days left! Don't miss this deal!
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1559870



Successfully completed 288 auctions to date, everyone wins when good deals are made!
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Taking offers. :)
I only check outpost once every month or so, you're far more likely to get my attention by offering here:
http://bazaar.tf/trade/1419748

Be sure to read the notes.
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Back on OP after a pretty freaking long hiatus, I'm literally too busy for games these days.


-Buying the TC-
Paypal only.
Just make offers, I'll look at everything. I AM IN NO RUSH TO SELL, been holding on to this for months now.
If you want an immediate trade, you better have a mile and a half of rep, or a reliable middleman.
Absolutely NO TF2 items, not even keys.
Games considered, but not very much. $50 games will be down to $5 in a year or so.


-YOU GO FIRST-
Once I've confirmed that the money is received, I will trade you the hat. If you aren't comfortable with that, don't offer. Haven't scammed anyone before, and I'm not gonna start now.


-Ways to pay without cash-
Will accept high-quality nude photo sets of the buyer in place of $445. Attractive females only. No feminists
or furries (not my type). Prefer B or C-cup. Stolen pr0n photos not accepted, must be original. I <3 goth girls.
Also live elephants, I've always wanted one of those. One live healthy elephant = $300. Buyer must pay shipping to get the elephant to my house (New York, USA).
Undying love = $1
Weed = $12
Heroin = $7
One-Night-Stand (boring) = $30
One-Night-Stand (satisfying) = $70
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band = $90
Immortal Soul = $400 upon collection.
Sense of Humor = $50


Offer in comments, add me, whatever. It'll likely be a day or so before I reply, but you might get lucky and catch me online.
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Taking offers!
Please send me a trade offer, it's so much faster.
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Only one in the world, even after all this time.
Looking for 100 keys or the equivalent in unusuals (with overpay!).
Beautiful energy effect, decent medic hat. Grab it while you can!
Quickbuying unwanted/abused unusuals.

Stock: 50 keys, 1 earbuds.
I buy your trash. Looking for gifted, duped, bad-history or garbage-tier hats at solid discounts.

-1 successful quickbuy trade! Thanks dude!
-About 27 rejected, I do NOT pay buyouts, stop asking.

If we reach an agreement, please send me a trade offer, or add me. You will be blocked if you don't offer here first.
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Just lookin for offers, mate.
Love me keys, pour em on for good deals!

And no stupid craft numbers, no one pays extra for that crap. :P
Taking offers.
Prefer pure keys.
Welcome!
All prices shown are total buyouts, feel free to offer whatever.

-Haunted Ghosts Hetman's Headpiece
23 keys.
2spooky. The perfect hat for a very, very drunk engineer.


-Scorching Milkman
130 keys
Delivering the milk at blazing speeds... seriously, your head's on fire dude, slow the heck down!
It's duped, sorry. Not dropping the price. :P
C/O: Secret Ze Goggles

-Cloudy Moon Connoisseur's Cap
135 Keys
Cooking in the moonlight. Great First-gen hat with a God-tier effect! Don't miss out on this fella!


Trade offer me, or offer here, I'll get back to you either way!

Sumimasen.
-Spiderly
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The only clean one in existence.

Only interested in God-tier/pure/promos.

Offer here or use trade offers.

Buyout of 250 keys pure.
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Welcome!

-Haunted Ghosts Hetman's Headpiece
23 keys.
The perfect hat for the trader on a budget. Solid hat, nice effect.

-Mallard Kabuto:
1000 keys cause why not. (Bought it for about 400 keys in promos)
Only one in the world, likely for a very long time.
Fantastic first-gen hat, awesome fire effect. Took some prying to get this away from its previous owner. ;)
ON AUCTION, get it for as low as 50% off purchase price! http://bazaar.tf/trade/1292528

-Cloudy Moon Connoisseur's Cap
135 Keys
Great First-gen hat with a God-tier effect! Don't miss out on this fella!

-SF Huntsman:
Sold for... 8 keys pure, wow!


Trade offer me, or offer here, I'll get back to you either way!

Sumimasen.
-Spiderly
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Burn Brighter with this all-consuming Kabuto of death!

Base value 400 keys, if you please. More for items and unusuals.
Buds + Maxes not accepted.

Only one on OP, plus it's super-limited due to low unboxing and availability of EOTL crates.
Fantastic first-gen hat, awesome effect. Took some prying to get this away from its previous owner. ;)

Trade offer me, or offer here, I'll get back to you either way!

Sumimasen.
-Spiderly
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My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering
(DO THIS FIRST, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'LL ACCEPT!)
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk

Aces High Crone's Dome:
13 buds
Prev sold for 10 PURE, so screw Bp.tf's dumb prices.

Dead Presidents Cosa Nostra (THEMED!):
9 buds

Dead Presidents Basemetal Billycock:
1.5 buds

Bubbling Hustler's Hallmark:
1.4 buds

Lantern HWNH:
2 buds.
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Just some KS stuff. Mostly looking for pure or unusuals, would take promos too.
Maybe would take items.
No collector garbage. :P
My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering
(DO THIS FIRST, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'LL ACCEPT!)
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk

Aces High Crone's Dome:
13 buds

Dead Presidents Cosa Nostra (THEMED!):
9 buds

Dead Presidents Basemetal Billycock:
1.5 buds

Bubbling Hustler's Hallmark:
1.4 buds

Planets Private Eye:
1.8
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Back to doing limited quickbuys. Unlike other, far more greedy quickbuyers, I pay reasonably close to market price for your unusuals (3%-10% off).

Please follow my very limited rules when offering. :)
1. State the unusual hat you have, and its effect.
2. Do NOT state a price. I will research it and tell you what I will pay for it.
3. If you DO state a price, I will automatically offer around 3 buds less for whatever the hat is.
4. Add me ONLY if we have reached an agreement here.
NEW! State in your offer if you accept ITEM PAYMENT. Bulk payment in hats is a great way to break down your unusual into hundreds of much more interesting hats and weapons!

I buy new effects, new unusuals, old unusuals, and old effects.
I do not buy (or will offer less for) duped or gifted unusuals.

Stock: 16 keys.
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My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering
(DO THIS FIRST, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'LL ACCEPT!)
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk


Let's keep this simple, ja?

DP Infernal (On market atm.):
Infernals of any effect are super-awesome, and this is no exception! Be the cash-flowin' rocket-jumpin Horned Reaper you always knew you were, but couldn't ever be because your head wasn't a skull with dollars floating out of it.
B/O: 9 buds



Bubbling Hustler's Hallmark
B/O: 2 buds! Great value!

Surge Soviet:
B/O: 8 buds
Only one on the market! :D

Private Eye:
It's a... thing...
B/O: 1.4


Aces Crone's Dome
All-class on a cosmic level. Cool summer effect, and one of the coolest hats in the game IMO. :D
B/O: 16-17 pure. Dunno who the nut was that sold his for 9, but that ain't EVER happening again. I'm very willing to sit on this until the 100-bud offers hit.
I've previously been offered unusuals in the 13-14 range, so you can ignore Bp.tf's absurd prices. :P I'm thinking of starting my own unusual pricing site, actually...


Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.

Bookmark for updates!
PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME, USE THE TRADE-OFFER LINK.
If the link does not work, please try again, or comment and I will add you.
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My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering
(DO THIS FIRST, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'LL ACCEPT!)
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk


Let's keep this simple, ja?

DP Infernal:
Infernals of any effect are super-awesome, and this is no exception! Be the cash-flowin' rocket-jumpin Horned Reaper you always knew you were, but couldn't ever be because your head wasn't a skull with dollars floating out of it.
B/O: 9 buds

On market atm.

Phos Crown:
Super-clean, bought it from the unboxer! Incredible god-tier demo unusual. Show the server who's the King of the hill. :D
B/O: 6 buds


Private Eye:
It's a... thing...
B/O: 1.4


Aces Crone's Dome
All-class on a cosmic level. Cool summer effect, and one of the coolest hats in the game IMO. :D
B/O: 16-17 pure. Dunno who the nut was that sold his for 9, but that ain't EVER happening again.

Previously offered unusuals in the 13-14 range, so you can ignore Bp.tf's absurd prices. :P I'm thinking of starting my own unusual pricing site, actually...

Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.

Bookmark for updates!
PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME, USE THE TRADE-OFFER LINK.
If the link does not work, please try again, or comment and I will add you.
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My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering
(DO THIS FIRST, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'LL ACCEPT!)
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk


Let's keep this simple, ja?


Phos Crown:
Super-clean, bought it from the unboxer! Incredible god-tier demo unusual. Show the server who's the King of the hill. :D
B/O: 6 buds

DP Infernal:
Infernals of any effect are super-awesome, and this is no exception! Be the cash-flowin' rocket-jumpin Horned Reaper you always knew you were, but couldn't ever be because your head wasn't a skull with dollars floating out of it.
B/O: 9 buds
On market atm: http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Unusual%20Infernal%20Impaler



Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.

I accept all unusuals at Bp.tf value. Don't like it? Don't offer.
Bookmark for updates!
PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME, USE THE TRADE-OFFER LINK.
If the link does not work, please try again, or comment and I will add you.
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My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering
(DO THIS FIRST, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'LL ACCEPT!)
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk


Let's keep this simple, ja?

DP Infernal:
Infernals of any effect are super-awesome, and this is no exception! Be the cash-flowin' rocket-jumpin Horned Reaper you always knew you were, but couldn't ever be because your head wasn't a skull with dollars floating out of it.
B/O: 9 buds


Phos Crown:
Super-clean, bought it from the unboxer! Incredible god-tier demo unusual. Show the server who's the King of the hill. :D
B/O: 6 buds


Private Eye:
It's a... thing...
B/O: 1.4


Phosphorus Modest
Another beautiful all-class. Currently top-tier Scrap, Vibrant effect, all-class unusual, what better way to show off your green-glowing awesome-ness? :D
B/O: 15+
Pending offers:
Aces Crone's Dome ( 15.8 buds, likely to take this very soon)



Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.

I accept all unusuals at Bp.tf value. Don't like it? Don't offer.
Bookmark for updates!
PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME, USE THE TRADE-OFFER LINK.
If the link does not work, please try again, or comment and I will add you.
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So, here I am trying to figure out the price on what I think is a piece-of-junk Halloween hat, and BAM turns out I'm sitting on one of the rarest TF2 Halloween hats in existence.

Others of this have gotten 4-5 key offers. What makes mine so special? LEVEL 66 PWNED N00B GO BACK TO UR MUM.

So, uh... offer up I guess. Not likely to sell this soon as I darn well don't really have to sell it.

B/O: Austrailium Pan. But you already knew that.
C/O: 2k pure
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My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering
(DO THIS FIRST, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT I'LL ACCEPT!)
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk


Let's keep this simple, ja?
I do not use C/Os because, if I get a good offer, I sell. It's very rude to keep people waiting.

DP Infernal:
Infernals of any effect are super-awesome, and this is no exception! Be the cash-flowin' rocket-jumpin Horned Reaper you always knew you were, but couldn't ever be because your head wasn't a skull with dollars floating out of it.
B/O: 9 buds


Phos Crown:
Super-clean, bought it from the unboxer! Incredible god-tier demo unusual. Show the server who's the King of the hill. :D
B/O: 6 buds


Private Eye:
It's a... thing...
B/O: 1.4


Demonflame Amassment:
Only one in the wooooorld, and likely to stay that way.
More subtle and hat-ish than the Towering.
Beyond God-tier. I'd take Demonflame over Burning any day.
Awesome, awesome all-class hat. No way on earth this is going cheap.
B/O: 30+
I've gotten quite enough 10-12 bud offers, thank you. If I didn't offer it to you, I'm not interested.
Rejected: A Maaaaamoth.



Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.

I accept all unusuals at Bp.tf value. Don't like it? Don't offer.
Bookmark for updates!
PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME, USE THE TRADE-OFFER LINK.
If the link does not work, please try again, or comment and I will add you.
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Just some odds and ends I want gone.
>>>Ref or craft hats only, please! Thank you!<<<

Bp.tf prices, no more, no less.
The Key, however, is [s[7.11[/s] sold.

You are also welcome to go through whatever I have in my bp. Everything is for sale.

My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk

If paying metal, just trade-offer, don't comment.
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Bookmark for updates!
PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME, USE THE TRADE-OFFER LINK BELOW.
If the link does not work, please try again, or comment and I will add you.

Let's keep this simple, ja?
I do not use C/Os because, if I get a good offer, I sell. It's very rude to keep people waiting.

Roboactive Tower:
Super clean, bought it off of the second owner!
Roboactive on Robo makes it themed, ja ja ja?!
B/O: 19 pure.
Rejected: Miami Impaler (Hue hue)


Demonflame Amassment:
1:1 in the world, likely to stay that way.
More subtle and hat-ish than the Towering.
Beyond God-tier. You old-effects-lovers can suck it. I'd take Demonflame over Burning any day.
Awesome, awesome all-class hat. No way on earth this is going cheap.
B/O: 30p, 50u.
Rejected: A Maaaaamoth.



Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.

I accept all unusuals at Bp.tf value. Don't like it? Don't offer.
My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
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Let's keep this simple, ja?
I do not use C/Os because, if I get a good offer, I sell. It's very rude to keep people waiting.

Roboactive Tower:
Super clean, bought it off of the second owner!
Roboactive on Robo makes it themed, ja ja ja?!
B/O: 19 pure.
Rejected: Miami Impaler (Hue hue)

DP Impaler:
What can I say, Impalers just rock! :D
B/O: 9 Pure

Overclocked L'Inspecteur:
B/O: Make me an offer. :P Cancer welcome, as long as it's old-effect/hat cancer.
SOLD FOR ORB PLANETS PRIVATE + SWEETS.

Orb Planets Private Eye:
B/O 1.6 pure.

Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.

I accept all unusuals at Bp.tf value. Don't like it? Don't offer.
My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
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Going through these like hotcakes. Team Captain, here I come!

Let's keep this simple, ja?
I do not use C/Os because, if I get a good offer, I sell. It's very rude to keep people waiting.

Roboactive Tower:
Super clean, bought it off of the second owner!
Roboactive on Robo makes it themed, amirite?!
B/O: 19 pure.
Rejected: Miami Impaler (Hue hue)

DP Impaler:
What can I say, Impalers just rock! :D
B/O: 9 Pure

Overclocked L'Inspecteur:
...Let's just go back to checking out the awesome Towering! :D
B/O: Make me an offer. :P Cancer welcome, as long as it's old-effect/hat cancer.

Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.


My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
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Let's keep this simple, ja?
I do not use C/Os because, if I get a good offer, I sell. It's very rude to keep people waiting.

Roboactive Tower:
Super clean, bought it off of the second owner.
B/O: 19 pure.
Rejected: Miami Impaler (Hue hue)

Elfin:
B/O: 2.5
Declined: 2 pure.

Crown:
B/O: 6 pure


Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.


My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
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Let's keep this simple, ja?
I do not use C/Os because, if I get a good offer, I sell. It's very rude to keep people waiting.

Bonk Boy
B/O: 100 buds. Just offer, silly.
Prev declined offers:
-Hellfire Tower (Low)
-Miami Exe (Low)
-Aces KE for Bonk and Elfin (Very low)
-Grafitti's BP + Sweets (collecting)

Elfin:
B/O: 2.5

Letch's:
B/O: 2.7

Interested in All-Class, mostly. Also a big fan of Infernal Impalers!
VERY INTERESTED IN NEW HALLOWEEN EFFECTS.
VERY INTERESTED IN 3:1 FOR TEAM CAP OF DECENT EFFECT.
Such hats would take priority.


My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
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Thag sell gey mask thing.
Thag want new hat.
Thag want Offer.
Just some odds and ends I want gone.
>>>Ref or craft hats only, please! Thank you!<<<

Bp.tf prices, no more, no less.

You are also welcome to go through whatever I have in my bp. Everything is for sale.

My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk

If paying metal, just trade-offer, don't comment.
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Open to offers! :)
This unu is 1:1 on the market! Very nice unusual, very nice effect. One of the few hats to include both hat and glasses!

Add me or trade offer. You know the drill. :)

My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk

C/O:

Past offers:
DBD Mullet if I add 2k (User was gey, would not trade, very bad man)
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Don't forget to bookmark for updates! :)

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Details for you:
All-class, one of the best. Looks great on any character!
Demonflame effect, one of the best new effects, unique to the point of God-tier. There is no way to describe how epic this looks.
1of 4, 2 on the market.
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B/O: 35 pure or 40 in unusuals. That should keep the lowballers away. :P
This effect of Modest previously sold for 30+, I'm looking for Team Captains here. HOWEVER, I will respond to all offers.

To offer:
Post the unusuals/items you are offering. Don't post prices, I will look them up myself.
Offer in comments or trade-offer me. DO NOT add me to talk unless I ask you to here. (You are, however, welcome to send me trade offers.
Lowballers will be taken out and shot in the foot. ;)


My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
STOP SENDING ME STUPID TRADE OFFERS. 13 BUDS IS TOO LOW

C/O's + Past offers:
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/18090267 (retracted)
-KaW Executioner ~17 buds (Low)
- Terror-watt headsplitter, Demonflame bone dome, and Roboactive Noble (Decent, user is collecting)
-Chiroptera Muffs if I add. (Both parties considering)
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Don't forget to bookmark for updates! :)

If you do not have buds or paypal, I am ONLY looking to trade it for lots and lots of smaller unusuals, preferably one for each class.

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Details for you:
All-class, one of the best. Looks great on any character!
Halloween effect (unique to the point of God-tier). There is no way to describe how epic this looks.
1:4 forever. Literally 4 of these, 2 on the market, no more will ever be unboxed.
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This effect of Modest previously sold for 30+, I'm looking for Team Captains here. HOWEVER, I will respond to all offers.

B/O: 35 pure or 40 in unusuals. That should keep the lowballers away. :P

Unusual Rules:
Your unusual must not be duped.
You can offer gifted, I will just value them less.
Your unusual must have a price set on Backpack.tf. There is no other (mostly) reliable pricing site. Your opinions do not matter.
I value your unusual at mid-range. Not looking for quicksells, but I'm not interested in stupid B/O's either.
A single high-tier will lose to several low-tiers of equal value.


Paypal Rules:
If you have money, buy the gosh-darn keys. I don't care how much rep you got, just. Buy. The. Keys.

To offer:
Post the unusuals/items you are offering. Don't post prices, I will look them up myself.
Offer in comments or trade-offer me. DO NOT add me to talk unless I ask you to here. (You are, however, welcome to send me trade offers.
Lowballers will be taken out and shot in the foot. ;)
Letch's is for upgrades, to offer on it alone, go here: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/17843633

My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
STOP SENDING ME STUPID TRADE OFFERS. 13 BUDS IS TOO LOW

C/O's + Past offers:
-Lots of weak offers (15-20 range), mostly through trade offers. My unu may be gifted, but it isn't duped, so I'll be darned if I sell cheap.
-DBD Gibus if I add my Letch's (2.7). Equals about 30 buds. <--No longer valid.
-KaW Executioner ~17 buds (Low)
-7 Pure (roflcopter)

For those that cannot read, these are past offers, not current ones. If I get a "current offer", I will mark it clearly with a "C/O".
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This has become a Trollfest!
Is this what you expect of outpost?
Are these users mirrors of this community's heart?
What would Gaben think of this?
It saddens me.
After administrative action is taken, I will be blocking the users in question. Until then, unhide the offers (starting with fourth down, Mountmaster) for te lols. Except for Vince, he seems like a nice fellow.

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Please understand, the Impaler is my dream unusual, and I will only sell it under certain conditions.
I am ONLY looking to trade it for lots and lots of smaller unusuals, preferably one for each class.

Infernal is worth 18.5-20 buds but let's face it, no one has that many pure buds or keys, so I am open to unusual offers.

Unusual Rules:
Your unusual must not be duped.
Your unusual must not be gifted (edit: you can offer gifted, I will just value them less).
Your unusual must have a price set on Backpack.tf. There is no other reliable pricing site. Your opinions do not matter.
I value your unusual at mid-range. Not looking for quicksells, but I'm not interested in stupid B/O's either.
You may pay partially in pure; however, at least 3/4 must be unusuals.
You may include low-value items as sweets, or high-value items as bulk payment, but again, 3/4 must be unusuals.
A single high-tier will lose to several low-tiers of equal value.

Paypal Rules:
If you have money, buy the gosh-darn keys. I don't care how much rep you got, just. Buy. The. Keys.

To offer: Post the unusuals/items you are offering. Don't post prices, I will look them up myself.
Offer in comments or trade-offer me. DO NOT add me to talk unless I ask you to here.
Lowballers will be taken out and shot in the foot.

C/O's:
DBD Human Cannonball + 1 bud.
Demonflame Grim Hatte + Phos Cold Killer (amounts to 16-18, Grimm previously quicksold for 13 pure)

Made it through all that? What're you waitin for? Go on. Offer. :)
My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
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Now YOU can be the card-playing, sticky-jumping, robotic Afro-samurai you always dreamed you could be!
Fits well with most demo sets, and looks knock-em-dead awesome with Graybanns or the Summer shades! (Sold separately)

Edit:
Quickselling, 4 buds.
Limited time offer, add me or "trade offer" me.
Will consider unusuals, but not interested in new effects (except roboactive or DBD).
Only quickselling through march. I'd explain why, but it'd take too long.

C/O:
Terror Watt One-Man + Terror Watt Geisha (Bazaar.tf) if I add 4k sweets. Offer equals ~5 buds

Rejected:
3 pure. (HA!)
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My second DBD. I'm literally crying.

This beautiful hat is yours for the modest price of two buds pure (3-4 in unusuals)
I will consider other offers, but only for demoman, and probably only other DBD's.

My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
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Updated, check my trades. :)
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Got a very good unusual offer, so I sold it for unusual+.
Sorry fellas. Perhaps you would be interested in spending your keys on my new acquisition?



Anyone who sells for 70%-60% off is retarded. Seriously, just trade your unu for a more desirable one before selling for pure.
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1:1 An australium Black Box.
Or 2 buds pure.
Nothing else kthnxbye.
Cauldron Dixie!
A very nice, low-profile pyro hat. You think the energies and flames are nice until that sniper takes your head off... look cool under the radar with this fabulous pyro unusual!
Confirms that Pyro is woman. But we all knew that already.

B/O 2 buds
I LOVE Australium! Only accepting if it has a Bp.tf price, tho.


No C/O.


End notes:
I'm very friendly, and open to any offer. I will research all offers, and if you need to add, I'll let you know.
I can do several unusuals for one, if you have a good one.
Please do not ask me to add buds or keys, I have none, and it is rude.
My direct trade-offer link, for ease of offering:
http://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=93246326&token=dTZHNaTk
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