Unbox a hat? Try your hand at crafting, but don't like the result?

No worries! I will buy your unwanted, craftable hats, at a flat rate of 1.11. If you've got a more pricey hat, but still do not want it, we will be able to discuss that, too!

Feel free to add me if you've got something to sell immediately; feel free to offer if you've got something more interesting!

Happy hunting!

Ladies and gentleman, here we have a level 77 Familiar Fez, clean, no craft numbers, no trade history, no dupes.

I am looking to sell this number to collectors only, and will not be treating it as a normal Fez because I don't feel like ignoring a strange combination such as this.

C/o: Key+1rec+S. Pistol

I have achieved hatvanna. It's like Nirvana, only you reach a state of curious detachment with regards to hats.

Steaming Prussian Pickelhaube: B/O 2 buds+ Bills

Steaming Western Wear: B/O 1 Buds + Bills

Will accept 8 keys instead of bills, 23 instead of Buds. That makes the Pickelhaube 54 keys, and the Western Wear 31 keys.

Not accepting metal as keys. That'd just be silly complicated.

Lookin' for offers on these fine unusuals. I'm in no hurry to sell these, but I figure that, in the spirit of enterprise, I would put them up here to see what sort of fish go for this sort of bait. If you understand, and are interested, and have a legitimate offer, put "Hey, Boogie" at the start of your offers/comments.

Also: I have 6 keys at this moment and nothing to do with them. I'm lookin' for ideas.

History of Offers:
Blizzardy Brigade Helm for Western Wear; Pending Conversation

S. Widowmaker for 5 keys.

Ladies and Gentleman, this is TImelord Boogieman, bringing to you yet another fucking S. Huntsman.

IF my count is right, this is my 8th one, and I still think it's more valuable to me if I sell it, than if I keep it. Ergo....

B/O: 22 keys. Feel free to offer, though.

Same deal as has been with the unusuals, just keepin' a trade up for people who want to stare, or who want to make good offers on them.

The Sapper is 13.5 keys, I take Bills, unpainted, as 7, B/W as 9 and any other paint as 8.

*yawn* Yep, folks, it's another damned sapper.

Take this off of my hands for 13 keys, or make me an offer I cannot refuse.

Continuing to show my blatant disregard for the laws of probability, I have opened an additional 5 S.40s. These are the three that weren't S. Huntsmans.

Sapper- 13 Keys
Widowmaker- 6 keys
Mantreads- 4 keys.
SHAMON

Paints! for Hats! yay!

Olive- .33 ref
Slate- .33 ref
Pants- .33 ref
Mint- 1.22 ref
After Eight- 2 ref

I have two fine unusuals here, not the highest tier, but I like them just fine. I'm in no hurry to sell, so I will not be setting some obscene buyout, nor will I be chomping at the bit to get rid of them. If you have a legitimate offer, and have read this, put "Hey, Boogie" at the start of your offer.

Also have 6 keys atm, which I have nothing to do with. That, you can give me ideas on.

C/O:

Ahh, unusuals. I like the two I have, but I like some others, too. Lookin' for offers on these two hats.

Classes Preferred: Medic and Engie. Effects: Whatever, just try to make it good.

No rush, no hurry, I may not ever even sell them.

B/O: Nonexistant.

S. Widowmaker: 5 keys!

Ladies and Gentlemen, my 4th S. Huntsman.

AND Y'KNOW WHAT? I still don't want it.

B/O: 24 keys.

Offer away, or just hand me keys, folks.

14 keys, or an s.40+4 keys.

Selling quite a few stranges, at my own prices, which are generally less than Spreadsheet.

Strange---- Quantity---- Price Per Individual
Crossbow- 1- .22
Axtinguisher - 3- .55
Fists- 1- .22
Loch N Load- 4- .55
Knife- 4- .77
Medi Gun- 2- 2.44 or a Key
Pistol- 3- .22
SMG- 1- .44
Blutsauger- 4- .44
Overdose - 7- .22
Southern Hospitality- 2- .55

Selling quite a few stranges, at my own prices, which are generally less than Spreadsheet.

Strange---- Quantity---- Price Per Individual

Axtinguisher - 3- .55
Fists- 1- .22
Loch N Load- 4- .55
Knife- 4- .77
Medi Gun- 1- 2.44 or a Key
Pistol- 3- .22
BLack Box- 1- 1.00
Direct Hit- 1- .22
Reserve Shooter- 1- .55
SMG- 1- .44
Eyelander- 1- .11
Blutsauger- 4- .44
Syringe GUn- 1- .11
Overdose - 7- .22
Southern Hospitality- 2- .55
Razorback- 3- .11

B/O Buds or 24 keys.

Offer away! In no hurry to sell. I ain't got nothing I need, so make it shiny, make me want it.

1 key each!

1.33 for the Milkman
2.33 for the Snaped Pupil
3 keys for the Scatter