TwoTonHammer
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Three things about this Polar Bear.

1) When I first unboxed it, it was 1 of 2. But now there are a few more. It is now 1 of 8 as of January 19th 2018.
2) This is 100% clean. I unboxed it, applied a paint, never once tried to put it on the market.
3) The only other person trying to sell this is selling it for 30 keys through backpack.tf's Classifieds.


Now, as for me, I'm simply looking for offers, but keep it at or above 30 keys in pure or 40 in mixed or unusual offers. But, I'm still willing to listen to any negotiations.

If interested, please leave a comment here. If I like it, I will add you. If you add me, I will ignore it.

Bonus fact: The effect is glitched to circle your waist. This can be corrected if you tick the 'Adjust Unusual' box. Uncheck and it'll return to your waist.
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I am selling a Haunted Ghosts Dark Falkirk Helm for 200 keys in pure or mixed offers.

If your offer has a Death By Disco Hellmet within it I'm more inclined to listen.
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We have here a Mega Strike Pool Party. I want 220 keys pure or offers.

Pure will more then likely garner my attention.

EDIT: A good way to catch my eye is a Death By Disco Hellmet
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We have here a Mega Strike Pool Party. I want 250 keys pure or offers.

Pure will more then likely garner my attention.

EDIT: A good way to catch my eye is a Death By Disco Hellmet plus an unusual above 100 keys.
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What we have here is a Starstorm Slumber Tipped Lid. All class, dapper and raining stars for all to enjoy.

First thing's first, the history. If you look it up, the history shows my name several times. The hat is 100% clean, but because I've placed it on the Steam Community Market a few times it assigns a new ID when it goes back to my backpack. I also gave it a new description which added a new ID.

Second, normally I prefer pure only but since this doesn't have a proper price yet I'm willing to listen to offers. Mixed is definitely preferred but I'll humor things.

Third. If, at any point, someone offers a Death By Disco unusual in their offer I may show far more interest depending on the hat. A Death By Disco Hellmet would especially get me considering. Neutron Star might also benefit you but not as much considering how many 2016 effect unusuals flooded backpacks but at least then the number of hats available is far greater.
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So, I've enjoyed the minigun for a while, but perhaps it's time for me to part with it. I'm looking for about 50 keys pure for it. I can also accept mixed, but you'll have to pay a lot more, upwards of 70 or so. However, I can be nice about it and we may work something out.

You'll be better to leave offers here over adding me. I tend to ignore or block those who try to add me since I've had phishing/scam attempts before.
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A few notes for you to read before I get to the nitty gritty.

This hat, last checked, was 1 of 6. I am the unboxer. It's painted Value of Teamwork and has a custom description. For me, the effect is glitched and circled my crotch (thus the description).

On backpack.tf, there are two for sale in the classifieds. One person wants 180 and is open for negotiation. The other wants 170 with no additional text. On Outpost, the only one trading is looking for offers.

And now, to what I want. I am looking mostly for pure. Pure is king. While I am willing to listen to offers, note I will most likely decline. What I seek is 150 keys. Really, that's about all. You're welcome to try and add me, but please note I tend to ignore adds because I've had phishers and 'I wanna trade to make sure it's real' scammers. You're also welcome to send me a trade offer steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=51190041&token=xMOYQAgr
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Hoping for 45 keys in pure only. I do not want unusual offers. I do not want mixed offers. Pure only.

Trade me here. https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=51190041&token=xMOYQAgr

I will not accept any invites.
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Pure only. I'm not looking to 1:1, 1:2, 1:anything. Please leave offers here. Do not add. Been blocking phishers on a regular basis.
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Dead Presidents Industrial Festivizer, renamed and described, for 25 keys in pure only.

Please do not add me. If I like what I see in the offer, then I will add you. If you want to send me a Steam Trade offer, I can review it and see what happens.

Note: Currently on the Marketplace. If sold I will close this trade down.
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Connoisseur's Cap w/ Disco Beat Down for 5 pure in buds, plain and simple.
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3 Pure for the cowl. Simple and clean.
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Selling this lovely hat for 4 in pure buds or mixed.

I will not accept all unusual offers, nor will I accept items that are not earbuds.
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Disco Beat Down Pugilists Protector for 2 buds pure.

Plain and simple.
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Originally I wished for 25 pure.

The price is a solid 20 pure or 22 in mixed. I do not wish for unusual only offers.
Been holding on to this for a while, but I'll let it out into the wild to see what can come up. I am strictly looking for pure. I don't want unusual offers, promo offers and I doubt anyone has enough cash to equal about 20 buds (plus the last thing I want is for someone to screw me out of money and run off).

25 buds is what I'm looking for, though I can go as low as 20 pure.
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Wasn't expecting this, but I crafted the #85 Bacteria Blocker. For all you collectors out there, I request 6 Mann Co. Keys of any type.

If you have any 6 keys, please feel free to add me.
Selling this hat for 8 buds or a mix of both buds and unusuals.

I do not wish to 1:1. I do not wish to be offered just unusuals. The trade is for either pure buds or a mix.

Please, also, do not add. If I spot something that catches my eye, I'll add you. Thank you very much for your time.
Now, I'm quite sure this can go for a lot more, but I honestly do not play Demo much nor do I like the Samur-eye. I'm sure this is worth a /lot/ more then what I want, but whatever. My loss is your gain.

For this fine Demoman unusual with a 100% squeaky clean history (I uncrated and kept this beast), I seek 8 buds pure. Nothing else. I wish not for another unusual, or promos, or items.

8 buds pure.

I respectfully request none of you add me. I won't rage on you if you do, but I'd rather not have a massive group of people add me for the sake of leaving offers.
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Electro-static Coupe D'isaster. Looking for 3 buds, plain and simple. Had someone willing to offer but it's been a while since they placed the offer. Tired of waiting.

Add me if interested.
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Suggested price is 2.5-3 buds. I, however, am willing to part with just 2 buds.

Add me if interested.
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Seeing others sell this for a lot, I won't. Will part with this for 5 keys.
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Considering I saw people selling this game from somewhere between 7-15 keys mine seems somewhat fair. A Bill's Hat for Resi 5. Nothing more, nothing less. Nothing else is to be offered. I don't want keys, nor do I want low tier unusuals or stranges or metal.

Strictly a Bill's Hat. If you find my offer to be worth it, please leave a post here or just flat out add me. Unsure if I'll immediately add you or not, but just have patience.
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I'm selling this for the same price I bought it for. A single Bud for this unusual.
Selling this here Honcho's for 1.5 buds or 2 in Unusuals. I'd prefer only the above over anything else like Keys or promos.Unlike others who'd report for lowballers or laugh at petty offers, I'll entertain any, but only accept the ones that fit my criteria.
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Hoping for a 1:1
Currently in stock. Will update as time moves on.

Posthumous Kills: 2 reclaimed. (I have two in stock)

Demomen Killed: 2 Reclaimed (1 in stock)

Pith Helmet: 1 Refined (1 in stock)

Botkiller Minigun: 2 Keys (1 instock)

Soviet Gentleman: 1 Key (1 ion stock)

Hat of Cards: 2 Refined (1 in stock)

Tote: 1 Key (1 in stock)

S. Rainblower: 2 Refined (1 in stock)
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Hat of Cards - 1 Key
Botkiller Rocket Launcher - 1 Fall key or 2 Regular Keys
Pyrotechnic Tote - 1 Fall Key or 2 Regular Keys
Strange Rainblower - 2 Refined

Can also 1:1 or 1:2 for the Track Terrorizer

Add me if you wish
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I'll be selling this bad boy for about 4 Tour of Duty Tickets. If you're willing to give more, I can toss in a strange part or two as a bonus.

But really, just 4 Tickets.

You're welcome to add me, but be warned. It's a first come first serve thing. So if you add me there's a chance it may not be there.
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We have ourselves here a Genuine Archimedes. In exchange, I'd like an unusual. Effect does not matter, though for obvious reasons only Bubbles, Nuts and Bolts and Confetti may just be dropped onto my lap. Whatever.

Simply leave an offer, and if I like the offer, I'll add you to Steam.

EDIT: Also got a few Strange Parts, a hat or two and the Barely Melted Capacitor if it helps add any confidence to an offer.
S. Rainblower - 1 Key or 2.33 Refined (Whichever is easier)

S. Lollichop - 2 Reclaimed

Salty Dog - 1.33 Refined

Flair! - 2.33 Refined or 1 Key (whichever is easier)

Conquistador - 1.33 Refined

Demomen Killed Part - 2 Reclaimed

Posthumous Kills Part - 2 Reclaimed
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I am selling these items under Spreadsheet Price. Non-negotiable. Add me or leave what you want here and I'll do my best to try and get back to you.
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S. Rocket Launcher - 1 Key
S. Backscratching - 1 reclaimed
S. Detonator - 2 reclaimed
s. Bazaar Bargain - 2 reclaimed
S. Equalizer - 1 reclaimed


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Outdoorsman - 1.33 Refined
Berliner's Bucket Helm - 1.33 Refined

These are the prices and I prefer metal and keys only.
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Pistol - 2 rec
Bottle, Back Scratcher, Blutsauger, Diamondback - 1 rec
Strange Part Headshot Kills - 2 keys
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Now then!

This unusual is for sale. The Sergeants Drill Hat w/ Green Confetti. I will sell this for 2.5 in pure buds/promos, or 3 in unusuals.

I prefer real cheap all class or Pyro unusuals above all other classes. Effects are irreverent. I like a lot of what others seem to hate.
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Now then!

This unusual is for sale. The Sergeants Drill Hat w/ Green Confetti. I will sell this for 2.5 in pure buds, or 3 in unusuals No Promo offers

I prefer real cheap all class or Pyro unusuals above all other classes. Effects are irreverent. I like a lot of what others seem to hate.
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Those stranges, two reclaimed each.