Joker
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25 keys for the oblooterated, 40 keys for the breakdance. Keys only, no unusuals.
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Looking for pure offers on these very fine unusual taunts! Please comment or trade offer! No adding.

B/O on Breakdance: 100
B/O on Oblooterated: 70
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Jesus christ this just happened on my last key after the whole server prayed to chip skylark. Keep offers above 80 keys please!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you a brand new unusual effect on a very classy medic hat! Starstorm Slumber is a purple shooting star effect that is rather attractive and fancy if I do say so myself. High tier? Possibly! What's the price? Well I wanna see the best offers I can get because I'm completely open to anything above 70 at the moment! Please comment your offers and do not add. Thank you!

Did I mention it's TRADEABLE NOW?

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QUICKSELLING FOR 21 KEYS. IT HAS PURPLE FOOTPRINTS SPELL. TRADE OFFER ONLY, NO UNUSUALS.
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Dont miss your chance to buy this AMAZING medi gun for only 40 keys pure! Most trend around 100+ so this is a rare deal you may want to jump on! NO UNUSUALS, PURE KEYS ONLY. Add me for a QUICK trade.
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If you think what you're offering is enough, just know it's not. ;) Most likely not selling, but figured I'd fish for offers.

"I know what I want, and I know what I deserve. These three words are NON NEGOTIABLE. Super. Monkey. Ball."

(Dont add, just offer below)
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QUICKSELLING FOR 36 KEYS PURE. NO UNUSUAL OFFERS. ADD FOR A FAST TRADE.
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Very curious what unusual offers I could get for this. Beaks are highly preferred! Keep price offer ABOVE 80 keys please!

No adding, but you can comment or trade offer! No 3rd gen or robo effects as well as no robo hats!
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1 key takes it! Add for a quick trade!
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Offer unusual medi guns with COOL only. Only looking at guns with Minimal wear or Factory new.
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Taking offers on some of these very rare hats! They are all currently 1/1 on the market. NOT ACCEPTING 3rd GEN, ROBO, HALLOWEEN 2015 AND 2014 UNUSUALS.

Unusual Birdcage - Stormy 13th Hour (1/3 in existence)

Unusual Vintage Tyrolean - Stormy 13th Hour (1/4 in existence)
C/O: Spellbound Slick Cut

Unusual Glengarry Bonnet - Spellbound (1/2 in existence)


I have no set buyout for these since I really don't mind keeping them. Just give me your best offers and do NOT add me.
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From what I've seen since I witnessed my friend unbox this hat, not many of em hit the market unless in a set. So here's your chance to get a one of a kind GE Desert Marauder!

Some fun facts about this hat: Shortest history out of the other GE Marauders as I am the 2nd owner. This came from a Series #1 crate that I watched my friend uncrate. Plus you've got a classic effect with a classic hat, need I say more?

If offering unusuals, only do so in 1st gens. 2nd gens are very iffy. 3rd gen and robo and weapons are a no no. Halloween effects from Halloween Gen 1, 2, and 3 will be accepted as well. Nothing beyond that. I don't want any of that ghastly ghost ooze bonzo shit.

B/O: 90 Pure Keys
C/O:

Declined Offers: Purple Confetti Ninja Hood

DO NOT ADD ME. OFFER BELOW OR COMMENT BELOW IF YOU ARE GOING TO ADD ME. ANY OTHER ADDS ARE AN INSTANT BLOCK.
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Offer anything, do not add me.

B/O: 80 Keys
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Alrighty here's the amazing set I've come up with. If offering unusual I will ONLY ACCEPT MEDIC UNUSUALS. They cannot be Robo at all. I will not accept them. I also cannot accept duped items. Best ways to get my attention is medic hats with the following effects: Purple Energy, Spellbound(#1 most wanted), Poisoned Shadows(#3 most wanted), Stormy 13th Hour(#2 most wanted), Cloudy Moon, Circling Heart, or Cloud 9 (only 3rd gen effect I'm accepting). If paying in pure, we may be able to negotiate a cheaper price. All unusuals are clean and I unboxed the launcher myself.

WILL ALSO NEGOTIATE ON UNUSUAL MEDI-GUNS BUT EXPECT TO OVERPAY.

Bonnet: 12 Keys Pure. 15+ in unusuals

Grenade Launcher: 80 Keys Pure. 95+ in unusuals

Stickybomb Launcher: 140 Keys Pure. 170+ in unusuals

DO NOT ADD ME, COMMENT BELOW OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND REPORTED. If you would like to make a private offer, I highly suggest trade offering me or commenting here BEFORE ADDING ME.
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Taking offers on a freshly unboxed Hot Butcher Bird Grenade Launcher.

Price is 95 keys pure.

Very fitting effect, little to no scratches on the barrels. Overall a very nice skin with a matching effect!

Most likely will not take other offers as I have grown attached to this beauty.

Use trade offer only, do not add me.
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Quickselling this knife via paypal as I am in need of funds and quite frankly living is more important than a game.

Price: $500 USD

Bayonet Black Pearl Factory New
Float: 0.00926149 (9th Best Black Pearl Bayonet on CSGO Exchange)

My Trust:
- Level 21 Steam Account
- 4+ years old Steam Account
- 3+ year trading age
- 2500+ hours on TF2
- +Rep http://backpack.tf/trust/76561198046258509
- Verified PayPal account

RULES:

1. You will comment below before adding me. If not, you will be blocked and reported.
2. You will go first no matter how much rep you may have. If you try to make me go first, you will be blocked and reported.
3. I'm willing to negotiate the price since this is a dire situation I'm in, but please be reasonable.
4. You pay any of the fees and send to Friends + Family
5. In the notes you must write the following: "I, (Your steam name + steam ID + paypal name) am using this money to be sent to (My steam name + My steam ID + my paypal name) for a virtual in-game item. I understand that once I receive the item after sending the payment I am not entitled to a refund or chargeback. (insert your SteamURL here not the custom one)." IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THIS RULE, I WILL RETURN THE SENT MONEY + BLOCK AND REPORT YOU IMMEDIATELY.
6. Be polite and patient.
7. If at any time before completing the transaction + trade I feel suspicious, I am free to return any money sent and cancel the trade.

-You must have at least one of the following:
1] Multiple games and at least 500+ hours in CSGO or TF2.
2] Above level 16 and have had previous trade history.
3] A lot of rep on SteamTrades/SourceOP or any other legit trading site.
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Taking pure key or knife offers on this LOVELY Bayonet Doppler Knife. This is an amazing Black Pearl skin with an extremely nice float of 0.0092 so I won't go cheap on this knife as it's ranked 9th on CSGO Exchange as said here: http://csg...ear=0#

Honestly I'm tempted to keep this beauty, but I'm very interested into seeing what offers may come my way.

Keep offers above 375 keys if you truly want this knife. Do not add, send trade offers. Also, no TF2 items.
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Alrighty, I've decided that it's time to sell this bad boy for good. Also before you comment saying "But your previous post stated... But the bp.tf price..." just know that you will instantly be ignored and blocked. The crazy life situation is over and now I'm all good.

Now then, we have a VERY sexy Team Captain with a God Tier Halloween effect! There are very few knifestorms that fit so amazing with hats, and this is one of those few. I got this off of Bobsplosion himself so it's definitely 100% clean. Don't believe me? Here's the history: http://www...748416

My final price on this hat is 550 keys pure OR 600+ in unusuals.

There will be no budging on the price for this hat. Also let's get one thing clear amigos. I love hearing offers of all kinds, but remember one thing. This hat is worth more than it says on bp.tf. And I want official prices of your hats and/or knives. NOT your price, unless it's obviously outdated in which we can work something out. But remember, make sure your offer adds up to 600 or more before leaving an offer.

Also I will not accept 3rd gen hats or robo hats. The only robo effects I WILL accept are Roboactive, Anti-Freeze, Time Warp, and Green Black Hole.

If you would like to offer in private, please comment here before adding me or I WILL block you.

As for CSGO offers, Karambits are the best way to get on my side. But I'm willing to see other offers as well.

May the best offer win!

C/O: Black Pearl Bayonet (If I add 25 keys)

Declined Offers:
Demonflame Brown Bomber + Ether Trail Prehistoric Pullover
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Would love to see butterfly knife offers, but open to many others as well!
Getting straight to the point here.

B/O: 450 Keys Pure

Only offer unusuals if they're god tier medic. Overpay required, no 3rd gen or Halloween 2014 effects.

Send Trade Offer, Do Not Add
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Price: $1300 USD

Rep: http://backpack.tf/trust/76561198046258509

If you have NO rep, do not bother with me.

Rules:
1. You will go first under any circumstances. (I've been scammed before, not gonna happen again.)
2. You will post this in the notes: "Paypal Funds for Team Fortress 2 Virtual Items. I, (Name on PayPal account and steamid) understand that I am paying for virtual goods and am not entitled to a refund or charge back. By sending this payment I accept and understand the terms that I will receive items once the payment has been reached." THIS IS REQUIRED. IF YOU DON'T POST THIS I WILL SEND THE FUNDS BACK AND BLOCK YOU.
3. You pay any fees if necessary.
4. Must be steam level 13+ and have 600 hours on TF2.
5. Paypal verified.
6. Any ban or scam records, and I won't think twice about blocking you.

Comment first before adding.
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Selling this for Paypal money only.

Price is $80, willing to be reasonable.

Rep: http://backpack.tf/trust/76561198046258509

If you have NO rep, do not bother with me.

Rules:
1. You will go first under any circumstances. (I've been scammed before, not gonna happen again.)
2. You will post this in the notes: "Paypal Funds for Team Fortress 2 Virtual Items. I, (Name on PayPal account and steamid) understand that I am paying for virtual goods and am not entitled to a refund or charge back. By sending this payment I accept and understand the terms that I will receive items once the payment has been reached." THIS IS REQUIRED. IF YOU DON'T POST THIS I WILL SEND THE FUNDS BACK AND BLOCK YOU.
3. You pay any fees if necessary.
4. Must be steam level 13+ and have 600 hours on TF2.
5. Paypal verified.
6. Any ban or scam records, and I won't think twice about blocking you.

I'm in desperate need of cash which is why I'm trying to sell this under steam market prices.
Please comment before adding.
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Guys I have some news.

Simply put my family is separating and I can't stay in my home much longer. I'm saving to move up to northern Washington and I need to give up some things in life, one of em being TF2. I would love to stay, but I need to focus on living and being able to get food, plus get a car. So I'm selling my Knifestorm Team Captain for Paypal Offers only.

You need to have a large amount of +rep and you will go first no matter what. If you add me out of nowhere, it's an instant block.
I will have a thorough background on you if you give me a good enough offer.
Lastly, Steam level must be 12+

Keep offers above $1000
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Please check the new trade as problems have arisen.
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Well another lucky unusual unboxed by yours truly! This time the spy's notorious revolver with Isotope! The skin is Minimal Wear and looks beautiful with the isotope beams running down the barrel. This specific item's price is unknown to me but if you want it to be yours, you'll have to make an offer I cannot resist.

Please do not add, thank you! And no 3rd gen/Robo/Halloween 2015 Unusuals!
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I.... have no words. I just unboxed this and I cannot believe that it's factory new and stat clock. Guys, I may or may not keep this. Please keep offers above 500 keys. I love love LOVE medic unusuals.

Also after two days of checking, I can guarantee that this is the first Stat Clock Unusual Factory New Knife in the game!

*UPDATE* The knife is now tradeable!

B/O: 1000 Keys
C/O:

Declined Offers:
The Ooze Team Captain
D@D Team Captain
Ace's Pullover + Ace's Virtual + Ace's Antlers
Strange Hellfire Rotation Sensation (If I added yet again)
Duck Billed Hatypus w/ Eldritch Flame (If I added)

Image: http://ima...EB87B/

#PraiseBiggieSmalls

Thank you for the early birthday gift Gaben.
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Offer away squiddos :D I await your answers.

B/O: 200 Keys
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Looking for knife offers on this beautiful medi gun. Well worn yes, but Isotope is god among the unusual medi guns. Offer below or trade offer, thanks!
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Buying quicksells on UNUSUAL Medi Guns! Leave your price below as well as your specific medi gun or send me a trade offer.

Key Stock: 45

Preferred skin: Spark of Life

NOT ACCEPTING BATTLE SCARRED OR ENERGY ORB MEDI GUNS AT THIS TIME.

If you would like to add me please comment below before adding.
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Two freshly unboxed unusuals with original halloween effects!

PRICE SLASH!!!

First up is the Das Gutenkutteharen with Eerie Orbiting Fire. 1 of 2 in existence, 1 of 1 on the market, original halloween effect, and sexy as hell! This sleek hat has a B/O of 60 pure or 80+ in unusual overpay.
And of course we have a Birdcage with Stormy 13th Hour. God tier original Halloween effect, 1 of 4 in existence, 1 of 1 on the market, and it's a classic TF2 Pyro cosmetic! This hat has a B/O of 80 inn pure or 100 in unusuals.

If offering in unusuals, I do not accept any of the following effect generations: 3rd Gen Unusuals, Robo Unusuals, Halloween 2015.

I also do not accept Engineer, Sniper, or Spy Hats.

If you start your offer with "But the bp.tf price is...", you will be blocked and reported. Please offer below and do not add me. I will reply via this posting. Have a nice day!
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Freshly unboxed Das Gutenkutteharen with an original Halloween effect! Eerie Orbiting Fire, the 2nd of this specific hat in existence ^^

Offer accordingly, B/O in keys is at 90 but do not be afraid to offer! But no 3rd gen effects or robo effects please!

Do not add!
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2 for scatter
2 for rocket
1 for sniper

add or send trade offer

NORMAL KEYS ONLY
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Selling for 25 keys total. Preferred choice is shadow keys for CSGO, but will accept any of the listed above.

Add for a quick trade.
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Alrighty, trading got me to this beauty right here and I will NOT let her go for cheap no matter what bible.tf says. I met up with a previous owner of a GBH TC and he sold his for a pair of Sunbeams Muffs so if you really want a B/O on this hat, it'd be something like that.

A beautiful and CLEAN Green Black Hole Team Captain!

SELLING FOR 100 KEYS LESS NOW C:

B/O: 500 keys/600+ in unusual offers.
PS: I love medic unsuauls with Stormy 13th Hour, Darkblaze, Demonflame, Hellfire, Something Burning This Way Comes, Chiroptera Venenata, and Poisoned Shadows.

Notable offers:
Strange Unusual Turbine Torcher w/ Cool (Field-Tested) + C9 Blighted Beak

DO NOT ADD ME FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. YOU WILL OFFER BELOW OR TRADE OFFER ME.

Notes: Though via tf2items it displays the message of a potential copy, that previous owner's bp is a private one and tf2items cannot update history on private backpacks. This unusual is 100% clean I assure you.
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Well here's my medic set. Ze medic of death~ I won't sell this unless I get an insane offer, and I'm only selling this as a set if I do so. Here's how to offer accordingly!

Knifestorm Tyro: 130 keys.
Ghosts Beak: 130 keys.
Isotope Medi Gun: 230 keys.
Aussie Blutsauger (Signed by ArraySeven): 22 keys.
SF Ubersaw: 8 keys.

130 + 130 + 230 + 22 + 8 = 520 pure keys. 640 in unusual offers. $1300 paypal (You go first no matter what rep you have.)

Notable Offers:
Ghastly Ghosts Jr. BOA (Unsure since it's an unpriced hat.)


This is an expensive set, I refuse to go cheap. DON'T ADD AND DON'T LOWBALL. OFFER BELOW.
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Got 50 keys to spend to buy an unusual medi gun for my friend. Leave your offer and price below. DO NOT ADD.
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Brokering this unusual for a friend!

It's VERY clean.
Amazing all-class hat.
HEARTS ARE SEXYYYYYYYYY.

B/O is 50 keys, 60 in unusuals, or an unusual medi gun. (Preferred effect is Isotope, then Hot, Cool, and last Energy Orb. And preferred exterior order is Factory New, Battle Scarred, Minimal Wear, Field Tested, Well Worn.)

Offer below please! Do not add unless paying B/O.
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Not really selling, but wanting to see what offers I could get for these beautiful clean hats :D
DO NOT OFFER 3RD GEN EFFECTS OR ROBO HATS (robo effects w/ Anti, Roboactive, Time Warp, and GBH are okay)

Blizzardy Storm Ninja Hood: Nothing under 60 keys.
C/O:

Spellbound Glengarry Bonnet (unboxed by yours truly): Nothing under 85 keys.
C/O:
Rejected Offers: Burning Flames Carouser's Capotain (64)

Knifestorm Tyrolean: Nothing under 125 keys.
C/O:

Green Energy Little Buddy: Nothing under 45 keys.
C/O:

Don't like my prices? Please move onto the next post. DO NOT ADD, OFFER HERE.
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13 keys takes it. ADD ME FOR A QUICK TRADE.

Update: In the market. If paying my B/O I will remove it. I also will accept a Strange Spark of Life (Factory New)
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17 keys takes this beauty! Add me for a quick trade! OR AS AN ALTERNATE BUYOUT I WOULD PREFER A STRANGE FACTORY NEW SPARK OF LIFE.
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Up for trade today is a lovely CRAFTED syringe gun!

Not sure what this is worth, if it's worth anything, but they were only craftable for the one day steam/tf2 messed up so there will be no more than 24 of these crafted syringe guns. http://backpack.tf/stats/Unique/Syringe%20Gun/Tradable/Craftable

Leave offers below. I don't expect much but we'll see what happens!
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Well here she is! Battle scarred, but a BEAUTIFUL weapon effect!

B/O is 50 keys pure.

I will consider unusual offers especially if they're Blizzardy Storm, Stormy Storm, or Green energy!

Preferred class: Soldier, Heavy, Sniper, Spy, Engy, Pyro. (other classes are getting different unusuals)

Feel free to add me!
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Offer me any unusual ASIDE from Gen 3. This is now tradable and I'm very flexible! Especially if your hat has green energy, blizzardy storm, or stormy storm.

Most played class to least played: Heavy, Soldier, Sniper, Spy, Pyro, Engy. (Already getting unusuals for demo, scoot, and medic.)

B/O: 50 keys pure.

C/O:

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD ME!
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3.5 buds pure or $70 via paypal.

CLEANEST PS Capotain EVER. I bought this from the owner a year ago and have been the second owner ever since.

I prefer to sell this via paypal but it's whatever really.

COMMENT BEFORE ADDING. THANK YOU. PRICE IS FIRM, NO UNUSUAL OFFERS PLEASE.
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Selling these for 4.3 buds EACH or equivalent CE/Accessories in Spiral Knights. CE per Key = 2000

Not considering unusual offers unless you have MASSIVE overpay. (5.7+) NO 3RD GEN.

Both hats are absolutely clean c:

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR OFFER HERE, DO NOT ADD OR I WILL BLOCK.
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Clean as a whistle and very sexy! Not in a rush to sell this clearly, just looking for any offers out there. This hat is hard to find clean so that's why the B/O is rather high.

B/O: 8 Buds Pure 10+ in Unusuals.

C/O: Clean GBH Backwards Ballcap (Because come on guys, it's so sexy)

I can also do trade offers! Other than that please comment below your offer and don't add!

I ALSO ACCEPT PAYPAL. $180

Unusual Priority List: Medic>Scout>Soldier>Spy>Sniper>Everything else
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Just 3 will do for this baby
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3 buds pure for this beautiful hat!

Add for a quick trade! NO UNUSUAL OFFERS.