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Selling for 33 Keys Pure or overpay in items/unusuals. If there's a seller for lower let me know and I'll match the price as long as it's reasonable.

I'm good with trade requests and invites.

If you're looking to make a different offer, feel free to add me on steam to discuss. Thanks!
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Selling on marketplace.tf for $17.75. Also willing to trade it for 8 keys pure. Feel free to add me if you want to trade or offer on it. Thanks!
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Listed on marketplace.tf. Willing to trade it for 14 keys pure as well. Add me if you'd like to trade for it. Thanks.
Listed on marketplace.tf for $19.80. Willing to trade it for 10 keys pure as well. Add me if you're interested in trading for it. Thanks!
Looking for 10 keys pure. Willing to look at offers with skins or unusuals. Add me on steam if you're interested.
Selling this Massed Flies Rebel Rouser. Unpriced and the only one on the market.

Looking for 13 pure or slight overpay in unusual. Add me if you're interested, we can discuss the price as well if you'd like to make an offer.

Thank you and happy trading!
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Selling this Strange Factory New Dead Reckoner War Paint!

This is a Commando Grade campaign drop paint. Since it normally does not come from a crate (such as the Jungle Jackpot case or the Infernal Reward case), it cannot be received in strange quality. The only way to obtain a strange one is through Item Grade Trade Up, requiring you to have 10 strange factory new paints in the lower quality and also in the same collection. Traditionally, this process can cost over 1000$ in crafting, but thanks to a current exploit it can be done easier and quicker (but still for a hefty price).

Looking to either swap (+add) for a Strange Factory New Bovine Blazemaker War Paint (the other Commando grade skin in the same collection), or just looking to sell.

buyout price would be 60 keys. Willing to look at any offers as well since this is a new item and really doesn't have a set price yet. Feel free to add me to discuss or leave a comment here, although adding me is the best way to do it.

If it's not in my backpack, it's possibly on the community market. Happy trading!
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Just got myself a new flamethrower, so I'm selling my warhawk flamethrower!

- Field Tested
- Strange
- Regular Killstreak

Looking for about 6 keys. Willing to peep out other offers as well. Feel free to add me or comment here if you're interested, although I don't check this website often so I'd advise you to add me to discuss.

If it's not in my backpack, then it's probably listed on the SCM. Thanks and happy trading!
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Looking to upgrade to a Factory New Corsair Scattergun. Must be strange and FN.

killstreaks and parts are nice but are not needed. Willing to pay a little extra for a killstreaker, but not for parts.

Feel free to leave a comment or add me on steam, if you comment here list your asking price! Got plenty of keys in stock. Thanks.
Looking to get some new skins, these warbird one's specifically. Looking for stranges, but looking at other offers as well.

If you're looking to sell, feel free to leave an offer below!

Price depends on the quality, but we can talk about that if you're interested. Feel free to add me if you want to discuss.

Thank you and happy trading!
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Looking for Factory New Stranges of these skins! I'll look at non FN offers as well, but we'll have to discuss a different price.

Butcher Bird Grenade: 4 keys
Butcher Bird Minigun: 5 Keys

Always open to discuss prices on different variables including killstreaks, parts, etc. Add me if you're looking to sell. Thanks!
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Fancy Ass Rocket Launcher for those who can't shell out 200+ keys for a Factory New one, such as myself.
Has a killstreak on it and 3 strange parts.

Really love this thing, but willing to pass it on for a good deal. Looking for offers around 32 keys.

Feel free to add me if you're interested or leave an offer here. Thanks
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Hi there! I'm selling this Sulphurous Vintage Merryweather. Only one on the market.

Looking for about 48 keys in mixed or unusual offers. I'll drop it to 44 keys if paying 100% in pure.

Also looking for another pyro unusual, would like to downgrade my merryweather as well. Likely to work out a good deal if you got one.

Feel free to leave an offer here or just add me to talk, I'm pretty open to trade discussion. Thanks!

UPDATE: Sold for 42 keys pure 3/5/17.
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Hi there! I'm selling this Sulphurous Vintage Merryweather. Only one on the market, supposedly only 3 in existence.

Looking for about 48-50 keys in mixed or unusual offers. I'll drop it to 44 keys if paying 100% in pure.

Also looking for another pyro unusual, specifically a bone dome. Likely to work out a good deal if you got one.

Feel free to leave an offer here or just add me to talk, I'm pretty open to trade discussion. Thanks!
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Hi there! I'm selling this Stormy Storm Jumper's Jeepcap. Looking for 16 pure, or a negotiable overpay in unusuals and mixed offers.

Feel free to leave an offer here or just add me to talk, I'm pretty open to trade discussion. Thanks!
Selling this Pro KS Genuine Ham for 2.5 keys (2 keys 14 ref).

Feel free to leave an offer if you want to offer items for it; I'm keen to strange and/or Factory New skins.

Thanks and happy trading!
Selling this Stormy Storm all-class Dr. Dapper's Topper!

Looking for about 42-44 keys in mixed or unusual offers. I'll drop it to 38 keys if paying in pure.

Also looking for a pyro unusual. Really love the bone dome, likely to work out a good deal if you got one.

Feel free to leave an offer here or just add me to talk, I'm pretty open to trade discussion.
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Hi there! I'm selling this Morning Glory Bolted Birdcage. Looking for around 25 keys pure for it.

Only one on the market, supposedly only 4 in existence.

If you're offering in non-pure, I ask for a negotiable overpay.
Also looking for a replacement pyro unusual, possibly a bone dome, and a pro KS kit for a flame thrower. Offers with those will considered much more than other mixed offers!

Feel free to add me or leave a comment here if interested. Happy trading!
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Been trying to get one of these for months now.

I'm looking for a STRANGE Factory New Earth, Sky, and Fire Flamethrower.

I've tried crafting one myself, but I ended up getting a different Mercenary strange Teufort skin. If you have one, let me know, we can talk about a price. You're welcome to leave a price here too, but a conversation would be better.

If you have any questions about my trade, please leave a comment. If you know someone that has one or you have one myself, feel free to add me or leave a comment. Thanks!
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Looking for a Soldier Unusual for my loadout! All offers are welcome, gifted, duped, whatever you got. The only rule is no offers over 25 keys.

I may have a small amount of keys in my inventory at the time of your offer, but I have plenty of cash on the SCM to get more keys if needed.

Any offers that are higher than their bp.tf price will likely be declined. Looking for a good deal.

Feel free to offer whatever you got below! Thanks for your time.
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Looking for a Strange Warhawk Rocket Launcher. Any quality as long as its strange!

If you're looking to sell, feel free to leave an offer below! I may not have many keys in my inventory, but I can buy keys off of SCM if we work out a deal. I keep my money in steam cash in case something pops up on the SCM.

Price depends on the quality, but I'm looking for offers within the 15-30 key range (or less, of course).

Thank you and happy trading!
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Selling a very rare Teufort Collection Strange FN Mercenary skin! Looking at all offers, also trying to get other skins I like or pure in the trade.

The only way to get a strange skin above civilian grade in either the Teufort, Craftsman, Harvest, or Gentlemann's Collection is to craft 10 strange weapons of the previous grade. Since you can only make civilian weapons strange with the Stat Clock item, it is very expensive and time consuming to craft Mercenary and Commando skins, costing a minimum of 100$ and 1000$ Respectively (100$ in this case).

There are none of these on the market as of now, so you may set the price whatever you want it to be.

This is a great item for crafters, sniper mains, collectors, and community market users alike.

Thank you and happy trading!
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Been trying to get one of these for months now.

I'm looking for a STRANGE Factory New Earth, Sky, and Fire Flamethrower.

I've tried crafting one myself, but I ended up getting a different Mercenary strange Teufort skin. If you have one, let me know, we can talk about a price. You're welcome to leave a price here too, but a conversation would be better.

If you have any questions about my trade, please leave a comment. If you know someone that has one or you have one myself, feel free to add me or leave a comment. Thanks!
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Crafted it myself! Looking for offers on this factory new spruce deuce.

Looking for mostly pure, but I'm open to cheap unusuals/skins/items/etc. offers as well.

Happy Trading!
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Selling this overloaded carbonado scattergun!

Scattergun itself: 6.33 ref
SP: Scouts killed: 3 keys
SP: Robots Destroyed: 5 keys
Killstreak kit: ~2.00$ (Let's round down to 0.5 keys)

Looking for offers or 4 keys in pure! Just leave a comment here or send me a trade offer :)
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Hi there! I'm looking for a professional kit or fabricator for the minigun. If you have either, feel free to leave an offer here saying the effect/sheen and a price range you're looking for. I have a scorching flames heavy unusual, and I'm trying to find something to match it.

I will look at miniguns that already have a pro KS kit attached to them, but I'll pay more for a kit or fabricator.
Scorching Pugilist - 36 keys pure

Professional Killstreak Silver Botkiller Minigun - 10 keys pure
>effect is Violet, Firehorns

Looking for straight keys, a replacement pro minigun/kit, good heavy unusuals or good scout unusuals.

As usual, please remember there must be a slight overpay in your offer if it's unusual.

Happy trading!
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Solemn Vow:
Daffodil, Singularity

Fire Axe:
Mean Green, Cerebral Discharge

Atomizer:
Manndarin, Incinerator

Sydney Sleeper:
Team Shine, Singularity

Detonator:
Manndarin, Flames

Bottle:
Manndarin, Singularity

Dont really have any prices. Just shoot me a decent offer and I'm likely to take it.

Have a good day!
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Hi There! I'm selling this clean smoking nanobalaclava. Quickselling it for only 11 keys pure (it's price on bp.tf is 13-14 keys), but any other offers (such as unusual offers) need to be around 15 keys.


Thank you for reading and have a good day!

NOTE: Unusual may not by in my inventory, because it is on the market.
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Hi there! I'm selling this clean Blizzardy Storm Blighted Beak. Looking for around 32 keys for it.

If you're offering in non-pure, I ask for a negotiable overpay.

Please do not offer unusuals with the effects Aces high, electrostatic, or power surge.

Australiums are welcomed, but I will not accept the axtinguisher, Tomislov, blutsauger, Frontier, or FaN.

I also enjoy professional killstreak kits, but note that doesn't mean I like all of them (ex. weapon I don't use = useless).

Thank you for reading and have a good day!

NOTE: Unusual may not by in my inventory, because it is on the market.
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Hi There! I'm selling this clean smoking nanobalaclava. Quickselling it for only 11 keys pure, but any other offers (such as unusual offers) need to be around 1.5 buds (15 keys).

Please do not offer unusuals with the effects Aces high, electrostatic, or power surge.

Australiums are welcomed, but I will not accept the axtinguisher, Tomislov, blutsauger, Frontier, or FaN.

I also enjoy professional killstreak kits, but note that doesn't mean I like all of them (ex. weapon I don't use = useless).

Thank you for reading and have a good day!

NOTE: Unusual may not by in my inventory, because it is on the market.
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Hello there! I'm putting up my 3 unusuals for trade. Right now I'm looking for some offers, so here's some basic info.

Timewarp Timeless Topper (kek):
B/O is 4 pure, more in other offers.

Vivid Cowl:
B/O is 3.8 pure (45 keys)

Green Energy Tyrolean:
B/O is 5.8 pure (69 keys)

If you're offering in non-pure, I ask for a negotiable overpay.

Please do not offer unusuals with the effects Aces high, electrostatic, or power surge.

Australiums are welcomed, but I will not accept the axtinguisher, Tomislov, blutsauger, Frontier, or FaN.

I also enjoy professional killstreak kits, but note that doesn't mean I like all of them (ex. weapon I don't use = useless).

Thank you for reading and have a good day!
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Selling for 9 ref. Add me if you're interested.
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Selling for Upper backpack.tf prices. Add me if you're interested.
Hello there! I'm putting up my 3 unusuals for trade. Right now I'm looking for some offers, so here's some basic info.

Timewarp Timeless Topper (kek):
B/O is 4 pure, more in other offers.

Vivid Cowl:
B/O is 3.8 pure (45 keys)

GBH Sensai:
B/O is 5.8 pure (69 keys)

If you're offering in non-pure, I ask for a negotiable overpay.

Please do not offer unusuals with the effects Aces high, electrostatic, or power surge.

Australiums are welcomed, but I will not accept the axtinguisher, Tomislov, blutsauger, Frontier, or FaN.

I also enjoy professional killstreak kits, but note that doesn't mean I like all of them (ex. weapon I don't use = useless).

Thank you for reading and have a good day!
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Pretty simple, selling this GBH Soldered Sensai Misc for 70 keys (about 6 buds). No buds please!

Only one on the market, one of three that exist.

I'm also willing to trade or downgrade for one of the listed unusuals. If you have some other unusual to offer, please follow these rules:
>No Engineer unusuals
>No Demo unusuals
>No Aces High or Dead Presidents

I'm a big fan of Timewarp and GBH as well.

Have a grand day!
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1 for 2, easy stuff. Add me or send a trade offer!
Pretty simple, selling this Orbiting Planets Pencil Pusher Misc for 26 keys. No buds please!

Combos great with other unusuals! Here's what I was using:
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I'm also willing to trade or throw keys in for one of the listed unusuals. If you have some other unusual to offer, please follow these rules:
>No Engineer unusuals
>No Demo unusuals
>No Aces High or Dead Presidents

Have a grand day!
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Pretty simple, selling this Massed Flies Cowl for 16 keys straight up.

I'm also willing to trade or throw keys in for one of the listed unusuals.

Cowl has Spectral Spectrum! SpOoOoOoKy!
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My Engy Set. Been building for a long time.

Looking at offers on the set OR just the unusuals (Please do not offer on only the unique or strange items).

If you are offering a 3rd gen unusual, please remember that it's value will be considered lower than what it is on bp.tf.
AE Comm: 2 keys 2 ref
Slate Comm: 1 key 5 ref
BF Essentials: 3 keys
Hornblower: 7 ref

Add me if you're interested.
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Strange Store!
GRU: 1.33 ea
Minigun: 7.33 ea
Natascha: 1.66 ea
Shotgun: 7.66 ea
Scattergun: 3.00
Flame Thrower: 1.22 ea
Backburner: 3.00

Add me if you're interested. Pure only or high overpay in items.
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Hello, I'm selling this orbiting planets Virtual Reality Headset!

Could possibly be a misc soon, but I won't use that as a reason to try to sell it for double it's price.

I'm looking for around a bud or 18 keys pure for it, or a little more in unusual offers. I'm a big fan of the cloud crasher and I'd be willing to add keys for one with a good effect!

Add me or leave an offer here if you're interested. Happy trading!
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Killstreak Kit Store!
Scattergun: 1.33 ea [SOLD OUT]
Shotgun: 1.00 ea [SOLD OUT]
Spy-Cicle: 0.66 ea [SOLD OUT]
Sniper Rifle: 1.66 ea
GRU: 0.66 ea [SOLD OUT]
Ubersaw: 0.66 ea [SOLD OUT]
Rocket Launcher: 2.33 ea [SOLD OUT]
Axtinguisher: 0.66 ea [SOLD OUT]

Add me if you're interested. Pure only unless overpay in items.
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Paint Store!

Slate: 2.33 ea
Business: 2.00 ea
Olive: 1.33 ea
Salmon: 1.33
Pink: 8.00 ea (or 1 key with 0.66 change)
Black: 2 keys ea

Add me if you're interested. Pure only!
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Hello, I'm selling quite an array of unusuals!

Looking for all kinds of pure and unusual offers on these hats, just note that certain items and hats will be valued lower in some cases. Willing to do 1:1, 2:1, 1:2, etc...

I am also inclined to take an offer with one of the listed items (minigun implies a pro Kit for the minigun).

Planets VRH:
Buyout would be 18 keys. Offers must be at least 1.2 in unusual offers.

Timewarp Timeless Topper:
Not looking to sell super fast but still open to offers. Buyout would be 3.5 buds.

Bubbling Yellowbelt:
Buyout would be 2 buds pure. Also looking into unusual offers.

Smoking Front Runner:
1.5 pure or unusual offers around 1.7.

With Unusual offers, please note that the hat is likely to be valued A LOT lower than it's standard price if it has one of the following attributes:
- Robo Hat unless it has a high tier first gen effect (Bunsen Brave is an exception).
- Effect is any of the new effects
- Effect is electrostatic, power surge, memory leak, phosphorous, or sulfurous.

NOTE: I no longer will hold hats for you if you have untradable keys. If the hat is still here when their tradable, it's yours.

I will try to reply to all offers, whether I'm declining it or not, so please keep posts to this trade. Please don't add me if you have an offer including an attribute on the list above.

Thank you and Happy trading!
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Hello, I'm selling quite an array of unusuals!

Looking for all kinds of pure and unusual offers on these hats, just note that certain items and hats will be valued lower in some cases. Willing to do 1:1, 2:1, 1:2, etc...

Smoking Executioner:
Looking for 3.5 bud offers on this one. Willing to do 3 if paying in 100% pure.

Planets VRH:
Buyout would be 19 keys. Offers must be at least 1.2 in unusual offers.

Timewarp Timeless Topper:
Not looking to sell super fast but still open to offers. Buyout would be 3.5 buds.

Stormy Hoodie:
Nice hat with a fitting effect, possible misc but who knows. Looking for 27 keys pure, or around 2 buds in unusual offers.

Bubbling Yellowbelt:
Buyout would be 2 buds pure. Also looking into unusual offers.

With Unusual offers, please note that the hat is likely to be valued A LOT lower than it's standard price if it has one of the following attributes:
- Robo Hat unless it has a high tier first gen effect (Bunsen Brave is an exception).
- Effect is any of the new effects
- Effect is electrostatic, power surge, memory leak, phosphorous, or sulfurous.

NOTE: I no longer will hold hats for you if you have untradable keys. If the hat is still here when their tradable, it's yours.

I will try to reply to all offers, whether I'm declining it or not, so please keep posts to this trade. Please don't add me if you have an offer including an attribute on the list above.

Thank you and Happy trading!
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Buying crates! Please only add me if you agree to the prices and have one of the crates listed above.

#9: 0.33 ea
#13: 1.00 ea
#14: 1.00 ea
#20: 0.33 ea
#21: 0.33 ea
#83: 2 for 1 weapon

Add me if you're interested!
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Slate Double Comm: 2 keys 5 ref
After Eight Double Comm: 3 keys
Brotherhood: 8 ref
Kringle: 6.33 ref
Biker: 2 ref
Balaclavas Essentials: 3 keys
Taunt: 4 ref
Gold BK Falmethrower: 2 keys

Pure only unless significant item overpay.
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pink: 1 key
olive: 1.33 ref
salmon: 1.33 ref
hatters: 2.33 ref
TS belt: 5 ref

Add me. pure only.
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