1 scrap each!
I only want one of each, list below.

Scout - No
Solly - No
Pyro - No
Demo - No
Heavy - No
Engi - No
Medic - Yes
Sniper - No
Spy - No

Painted, non-painted, I don't care!

Add me.

Hey there guys. Before we start -- I want three things to be understood.
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a) This is something I have worked hard on. I am a Spy main, and am in <0 rush to sell these individually,
b) Please remember that I am not wanting mere backpack.tf prices, for these are items I truly still adore. If you in any way think that '1 ref uhrr' is a good enough price for my knife, you can GTFO right now.
c) Refrain from offering on the items alone, I much prefer the whole 'set' if you will to go at once. Individual items must be bought at a very high price to go alone.
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Welcome. If you have gotten to this point in the notes and are truly interested in buying these, continue.

I am looking for a few things, if I may list them.

- Buds (You may think I am highballing, but remember, none of this stuff is going cheap. Second, the knife is signed by AwptimusPrime, the amazing YouTuber)
- High offers.
- Spy Unusuals. As I stated prior, I main Spy, and am still dreaming of one day having a good hat. (After all, this is TF2. The game is a war themed hat sim)
- Max's Head. Any colour, another hat I have been dreaming to possess since I saw it on b4nny one day and foamed at the mouth.

I will mention this one last time, if your offers are low, you will simply be ignored. High starters are welcome.

B/O - Max's Head or 2 buds equivalent.
C/O -

Buying 1 key, add me quick!

2 Keys, plain and simple. Add me.

Veil - 1 Key
Straw - 2 Ref
Mantreads - 2.5 Keys
Terrorizer - 3.44
Parasite - 0.66
Glove - 0.33

Add me to trade quickly.
I need to get metal/keys quickly, so posting isn't needed.

1:1

Add me.

HEY THERE! CAPS IS FOR COOL PEOPLE.

I am collecting market gardeners! If you have a market gardener, please post and tell me the level. I wish to finish this collection, as many as I want, from level 0 to level 8.

Here are the ones I currently have:
Level 0 - Un-obtained (if you manage one, unlikely)
Level 1 - Un-obtained
Level 2 - Un-obtained
Level 3 - Un-obtained
Level 4 - Un-obtained
Level 5 - Un-obtained
Level 7 - Un-obtained
Level 8 - Un-obtained
[b]NOT ACCEPTING LVL 10s

---BEFORE WE START; READ IT OR GTFO---
- No broken English noobs, I am sick of you.
- No lowballing.
- No trade-stealing. Make your own trades.
- Don't comment on the price. If you do, I will report/hide instantly.
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Hey Outpost, Payme here. I have 10 copies of Dota 2.

I am selling them at 8.5 keys all together/ 1 bills, or 1 key each. Buying all at once takes priority, a separate sale will wait 5 days before trading.

^The above is firm - No more, no less.^

Hey guys, Payme here!

I've got two #40 stranges, but I'm going to be a pleb and say your offer of any kind must double the current backpack.tf prices. Keep in mind any strange from a salvaged crate will go nothing but up. As for the sapper, it was 10 keys even before it wasn't obtainable anymore.

As for the Botkillers, they go at the lower backpack.tf prices.

3:2
No exceptions.
Add me if you're willing, don't post.

READ THE FUCKING NOTES -- IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE GETTING REPORTED

Hey Outpost, Payme here. Fishcakes are placeholders; Calm your tits. Also, keep in mind that the hats posted up might not always be in my inventory. Always consult the list first.
I've got some hats, so let's jump right in. Keep it to Metal/ Keys, unless overpaying around 1 ref in items.


Villain's Veil (PURPLE)............................................ x1 - 4.44 Ref
Stocking Stuffer (CRAFTED).................................. x1 - 1.33 Ref

Thanks for checking out my trade, and as always, have a good day.

I'm going to motherfucking kill myself if there is another broken English noob trader who can't read the fucking notes, or understand how this works.

Hey Outpost, Payme here.

I just got my knife signed by Awptimus Prime, the amazing commentator.

Just hoping to get some offers, if they are good enough, you get to own it.
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C/O - Tuxxy

B/O - None Set (Lets see what we can get before I ask for even more :p)
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Post Hidden - Polite 'No thanks'
Offer Accepted - Add me to Discuss.
Left Open w/no Response - I'm away.

Please do not add me. Post any and all offers below.

1:1/ 2:2

Today's poem~

You know -- I don't like waiting,
let's be honest -- who does?
If you ask me why I don't,
"Well... because..."

I'm not good at this,
but I do it every day-
Daily poems for Outpost,
by the trader -- Pay. (huehuehue i clever)

Click the 'Add me' button,
I dare you -- I dare you-
I need to sell these wraps,
and own the Stranges that I used to.

If you don't click it soon,
I'll start to freak out-
You don't w-

"No, no, no, no, no!" He exclaimed
"What now, asshole?" I reply
"Your poems are just -- Shit." He says nonchalantly.

Well that's the end of this. Just like, trade me. K?

Hey guys.
2:1 - Add me and we'll get in done quickly. (TWSS)

1:4 - Add me for a fast trade.
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Bit of a weird one- It's all I have.

Due to the amount of people that enjoyed my poem the other day, here's another one.

To the people who own this strange,
please add me and we'll talk-
I'm waiting- eating stale chips,
that taste like dirty-wet chalk.

The Coke doesn't taste as nasty,
but I assure you it is flat-
I'm bored and don't know what to do,
want a picture of my cat?

Fuck pictures, and fuck cats,
all I want is this Strange-
I have a Key, you have a Revolver,
but give me Ref and two Rec in change.

Backpack.tf my friends,
it solves all of your problems-
The only thing I wish I could fix,
is all these overpriced Solemns.

I don't dabble with Unusuals,
nor Vintages or Retired hats-
If only you stopped reading this,
to trade me, you nat. (Just kidding, if you bothered to read this far, kudos. Also, I love you all.)

I guess that's the end of this rhyme,
I have nothing left to say-
If only you'd add me,
so we could trade, oh I don't know, TODAY?

~ Payme <3