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Selling this beauty for 12 keys, add me if you're interested.
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Looking to sell this for about 30 keys, or 40 in unusual overpay.
Hit me up with a trade request if you'r einterested :)
In the honor of Christmas spirit :)

Most of all, I want these cosmetics, but I'll sell the taunt itself for 30 keys.
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Got some good items here! Hope any of them look good enough for you to buy.

UNUSUAL POOL PARTY ('72): 110 KEYS (Will be tradeable after the 11th of December)
PROFFESIONAL KILLSTREAK SCOTTISH HANDSHAKE KIT: 4 KEYS
SPECIALIZED KILLSTREAK FACTORY NEW STATTRAK NUTCRACKER SHOTGUN: 6 KEYS
FESTIVE STATTRAK FACTORY NEW BRICKHOUSE MINIGUN: 2 KEYS
FESTIVE STATTRAK MINIMAL WEAR DRESSED TO KILL SHOTGUN: 4 KEYS

Taking overpay in items. Prices CAN be discussed, though this is what I'd prefer to get.
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Just a quick trade to improve my fashion choices. Thanks :D
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Not too sure about how I would price this, but I'd love 3 keys for the Strange Nutcracker war paint.
The rest can be discussed, probably 3 ref for the civ ones, 5 ref for the freelance one, 8 for Mercenary ones and 9 for the restricted one.
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Not exactly sure how much it's worth, though I do think I'd take a ittle bit more than 1 key (preferably 1 key and 10 ref.)

Scout mains, this is your chance to get some cool shit! Overpay in items!
Got some good skins after the Gun mettle.
I mainly take pure, but you can overpay, let's say...10%.
PLZ
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Because everybody needs a head on their Minigun.
It goes for around two keys, but I'm gonna add 5 ref for those strange parts.
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I'm looking for some pure or unusual overpay.
TRADE MEH, PWEASE D;
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I'm looking for a nice Heavy Unusual, since I plan to sorta main him for a while.
Trade me if you have a nice one.
PLEZ D:
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Lookin' for some pure.
TRADE MEH
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I want it ;_;
I have lots of stuff in my inventory, so maybe you'll check it out...?
At the moment, I don't have a lot of pure, but I do have a lot of high-value items.
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I have som cool-looking stuff here! If anyone wants, then...No? ...Okay...
I'm mostly looking for a StatTra- er, I mean a Strange AWPer hand, but I'll take Keys and random offers.
Just don't...friend me for no reason, because then I might think you're a bot.
Maybe you are, and I don't know it.
OKAY, BAI
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I don't care. I need this.
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Just selling some high-priced stuff.
Tell me what you want and what you'll offer in the description. I've been getting a lt of Phising links lately, and I would probably shut you down.
I have some stuff...I like to sell stuff...
And I want stuff...
I can take Unusuals overpay, Buds, keys and Refined.
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It's time...
Please do not randomly add me. I've gotten a lot of Phising Friend requests lately, so if you want them, tell me what you're gonna offer in the Comments.
14 keys for a bud, that's what the Markt says.
...Wow, Buds has really gone down in price...
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I have some games i don't want.
Maybe YOU want them...?
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I WANT DAT!
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So i got myself some Just Cause. But i don't want it.
I'm looking for more than 4 keys, but i can take Item offers too :3
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Oh hey, i have some stuff!
...Stuff!
Buy...!
I'm mostly looking for Pure, but feel free to offer, or els i will stuff your face inside a Turkey-butt!
PINK!
...Pink...?
...Pink...
Hey, i got some stuff!
...Everyone has stuff, but i hae some...Stuff...
...Yeah...
OFFER!
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PINK!
...P-pink...
Pink...
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I got this, and i wanna sell it.
I'm looking for 13 keys, since it's painted and stuff.
Yeah...
Hey, today's my Birthday!
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Just bought it, and now i wanna sell it.
I'm looking for 13 keys, mostly in Pure, but i could take some Item overpay too.
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So i got myself a Phlogistinator. Whoopie...The one weapon everyone seem to hate in TF2. But hey, i like it. It kills a group fast, and you're the ig dickhead that gets all the points and goes around trolling people.
But we're not talking about a NORMAL Phlogistinator, nooooo! We're talking about a PROFESIONAL KILLSTREAK STRANGE PHLOGISTINATOR NAMED ''HOLY FIRE!''
...Also it has Burning kills...
...And Point blank kills...
..And revenges...
Anyway, i think the Sheen is pretty good, and i'm not sure if the Killstreaker is that good, but hey, it's certanly better than Hypno-beam, right?
...Right?
So yeah, i'm going for over 8-10 keys on this one.
You can send me an offer if you want it, but i'm tellin' ya, if you go too low, i'm not gonna go (for it.) Heh, that rhymed.
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So i'm looking for an Unusual, for a little more than a Bud.
Now, i can also offer:
Strange Sandvich Safe
The Dogfighter
Endothermic Exowear
Genuine Anger
Genuine Tartan Shade
Genuine Tartanaloons
Seeing Double
The Byte'd Beak
Au Courant Assassin
Sengoku Scorcher
Combustible Kabuto

All together worth more than 22 keys.
I'm willing to take any offer, except those that are WAAAAAYYY too low.
But hey, atleast you get a lot of Cosmetic items :3
...You know, since End Of The Line dosen't have any Cosmetic items...
Yeah...
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So i just finished some Strangifiers, and stuff...
Thought i wanted to sell them, since, y'know, life is about hats.
So yeah.
Well, of course, i'm always open for other offers.
Because what would life be without...Ok, i've used that joke too much...
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Got lucky and Unboxed 5 Bandanas, so obviously i'm selling them.
Taking any offer, unless i don't wanna. Or it's a Bad offer. You get the Idea.
So yeah. Early craft.
I mean, not THAT early, but still.
Becuase what would life be without Jackets and hats?
Because what would life be wihout Jackets?
I want lots of Craft hats!
I would like them to be under 1,33 ref.
Gemez yez heet!
I want as many Craftable hats as possible.
Would like them to be Max 1,33 ref.
Gimme hatz!
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LIFE.
That happenes.
And i'm not doing it.
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Whoopie...When i finally get a Pristine part, it's the wrong one...
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Just a boring trade... As usual...
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I just want to make my Soldier look like a Bum.
He will become so... Beautiful...
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This one is REEEEAL unique, one of a kind!
Place your offers, might be too late!
I'm going for about 8-10 keys for this thing.
Sooo... Yeah.
That stickybomb launcher is worth a lot, considering the ''Robots killed'' part.
I want tickets, so...Yeah.
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This day had to come... I knew that i had to seperate from my Australium SOME day.
I want an Unusual that looks cool, atleast.
Please... Take care of her...
That Stickybomb launcher is the perfect thing for Mann Vs. Machine. It's got some rare parts, and some less rare, but hey.
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Just some stuff 'm selling...
I'm not TOO picky of what i'll get, just... don't try to scam me, ok?
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Haha! Something sorta rare!
I want stuff! I want it ALL!

The Shine is Villanious Violet, but the Killstreaker is Hypno-beam.
Like, who wants other stuff when you can have THIS STUFF?
I'd like a Brotherhood of arms and a Snow Scoper, but i would take some other offers too :)
Lemme see what you've got.