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I’m really only looking for pure or all-class/soldier offers. Hat with No Name offers also welcome. I hate scout, sniper, and spy, so don’t offer hats for those classes exclusively please.

Trade offer url: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ

Kill-a-watt Dapper Topper: 30 keys or 33+ in unusuals.
DBD Pith Helmet: 21 keys or 23+ in unusuals.
Holy Grail Pool Party: 20 keys or 22+ in unusuals.

Not interested in taunts. May be interested in unusual miniguns. Very interested in upgrading to a better all-class hat.

Add me to discuss if you want.
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B/O: 90 keys or 110 in items. If you're offering unusuals, make sure they're all class or soldier. I don't want sniper/spy/scout shit.
This hat is clean and has a short history.

Trade offer link: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ
Feel free to add me

Previous Offer(s):
Neutron Star Killer Exclusive and sweets by Allal Jenkins (https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198439100771)
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Both have both of the spells.
Strange Rocket Launcher B/O: 5 keys.
Strange Spec KS Black Box w/ Violet Sheen B/O: 3 keys.

Trade offer link: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ
Feel free to add me to discuss. Going to need overpay in items.
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QUICKSELLING this beautiful Showstopper Conga Taunt for 80 keys pure! Cheapest on the market at the moment!
I am NOT interested in any unusuals for Scout, Sniper, or Spy. If you're offering unusuals, please offer AT LEAST 100 KEYS WORTH!

My trade offer link: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ

Feel free to add me to discuss further!
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just lookin at offers
unusuals should be soldier or all class, not interested in spy/scout/sniper hats, but that doesn't mean i wont take a multi-class hat that includes them
can add for a HOUWAR
can downgrade/upgrade for something with cloudy moon or harvest moon because they make me HARD
b/o: 75. the hat is clean.
trade offer link: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ
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I'm looking to upgrade my clean first gen all class Dapper Topper! I can add keys for any good all class hats, or I can downgrade/sell if there is pure involved. I don't want to trade into a single class hat unless it's for Soldier, really. I vehemently dislike sniper and spy.
If you want to buy the hat outright, my BUYOUT IS 50 Keys, but I'm not going to regret keeping it!

I currently have 11 keys to add

Feel free to add me to discuss an offer, or send me a trade offer here: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ
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Lookin at offers on this sexy motherfucker

B/O: 13 keys
currently on the market
Hello, I'm looking to upgrade my soldier unusual. I have 31 keys to add at the moment, but I will NOT pay your buyout.

Alternatively, you could just buy my drill sergeant. My buyout is 20 keys, but I'm open to unusual offers as long as they aren't for spy, sniper, or scout. Not particularly interested in medic either.

I will be getting more keys to add at some point, and I'm a big fan of Cloudy Moon if you've got one to offer ;).

Trade offer link here: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ
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Got a nice little Team Spirit Max's Head for sale here.
These stupid amazing looking bunny ears are clean and also very nice.

If you want to buy for pure, 19 keys is the buyout, but I'm more than willing to take an unusual as long as it's not dogshit a good offer, but soldier hats are greatly preferred! I'm also a big fan of Stormy Storm.

BUT NAPPPA, I CAN BUY A MAX'S HEAD FROM A BOT FOR LIKE 18.67 (???) KEYS!1!! WHY WOULD I EVER BUY YOURS?
Well, my friend, that's because I'm willing to take Unusual offers you dummy.

Here's my trade offer link if you are too shy to post your offer in public: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ

Can I shitpost on this trade? Absolutely.

I'M ALSO NOT QUICKSELLING IT
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My poor little Clubsy has been feeling neglected recently, so I have decided to give him to someone who will love him.
He carries a little notepad around and tracks your points, kills, and assists. He's better than all the other Clubsies, despite what they may tell you, so he won't be going for cheap.

B/O: 26 ref (Price is taken from backpack.tf)
Send any trade offers here, or feel free to post with an offer: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ

I will accept items if I like them (No sniper, spy, or scout shit.)

Give this cute little seal a home today!
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I am buying B.M.O.C.s for 5 keys each!
Add me or send a trade offer at https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ
just throw up your offers my dudes
dont be shy i will not eat you if you lowball
its a pretty good hat if i do say so myself
as far as i know it's the only one on the market so BUY IT WHILE ITS HOT AMIRITE

b/o: 22 keys.
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What's up my dudes
I'm selling a boatload of weapons, accumulated over a long career of doing nothing and logging in every so often.
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CHECK MY INVENTORY TO SEE IF I HAVE WHAT YOU WANT, PLEASE!
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So I'm selling any Unique Weapon that I have MORE THAN ONE OF for a scrap a pop.
I've got a TON of these poor little toys just waiting for a good home! Just send a trade offer to this little link here and I'll get the trade done ASAP!
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, even though it's still fucking Halloween.
SO IN THAT CASE COME AND GET YOUR SNOW-WHITE HATS AND SANTA ACCESSORIES!
THIS BADASS ALL-FATHER IS PAINTED WHITE FOR THAT AUTHENTIC SAINT NICK LOOK
RIPPED STRAIGHT FROM THE FACE OF GOD HIMSELF, YOU TOO CAN LOOK LIKE THE JOLLY JOY-GIVER
DISPENSE FEAR, ANGER, AND BAD CHRISTMAS MORNING MEMORIES WITH THIS FEARSOME FACE
FOR CLASSES OF ALL RACES AND HERITAGES (EXCEPT PYRO SCOUT AND SPY FUCK THOSE GUYS AMIRITE)
SPEAKING OF ALL CLASS, LAY DOWN THE LAW WITH THIS WHITE POLICEMAN'S HAT I FOUND IN MY DAD'S CLOSET
HE ALSO HAD SOME HANDCUFFS IN THERE, BUT MY MOM MUST HAVE GOTTEN A HOLD OF THEM, 'CAUSE THEY'RE COVERED IN FUZZ. IF YOU'VE NEVER PRETENDED TO BE A COP SO YOU COULD CONFISCATE PEOPLE'S WALLETS AS EVIDENCE, YOU'RE MISSING OUT.
SPEAKING OF MISSING OUT, YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON ONE HELL OF AN OLD HAT. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S THE VINTAGE VINTAGE MERRYWEATHER. THIS THING IS SO FUCKING OLD THAT IT'S TWICE AS VINTAGE AS MY GRANDMOTHER.
THIS MERRYWEATHER PROBABLY STILL PROBABLY LISTENS TO MUSIC ON A RECORD PLAYER AND COMPLAINS ABOUT THESE NEW-FANGLED MOTORMOBILE THINGIES.

TL;DR: Buyouts listed below. I'm willing to take items, but some overpay will be required.
Beard: 5 keys. 6.5 keys + in item overpay.
Law: 1.75 keys. (1 key and 25 referinos). 2.25 keys in item overpay.
Vintage Vintage Merryweather: 1 key. 1.5 keys in item overpay.
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  • Expired due to inactivity
12 keys or 4 buds TRADE ME UP!
I dont want unusuals unless you're overpaying, I just want keys

Add me or make a tradeoffer here: https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=65083976&token=pfDIIRgQ
Looking for pure offers on the items listed above.
I don't have any real buyouts, just looking at offers.
Please don't add me unless your offer is Amazing.
Tyrant's Helm (painted Grey): 10 ref
Menpo (painted Lime): 11 ref
Flamenco (painted Pink): 15 ref
2 keys ONLY!
Add me for this only, I DO NOT WANT ITEMS UNLESS YOU ARE MASSIVELY OVERPAYING.
Viking Braider: 1 key and 3 refined
G. King of Scotland Cape: 2.66 refined
G. Crosslinker's Coil: 1.66 refined
Add me for THESE PRICES ONLY.
If you're paying in items, it needs to be sizeable overpay.
Hello there!

I am looking to sell my squeaky clean Respectless Rubber Glove with Steaming!
B/O is 13 keys or unusual overpay!

Please don't add me without posting here!
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15 refined on the Man of the Seven Sees!
5.66 on the Bib!
PURE ONLY PLS
PUREONLYDONTADDMEOMG
I do not want items at all. Unless those items are pure. PERIOD.

Pro KS Sticky Launcher B/O: 9 keys? I have no idea.
Had this a long time.
Couldn't hurt to get offers, not huge on TF2 atm.

No real B/O, and don't add me.
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Lookin to buy kits for these bad boys.
I won't end up buying all of these, but I'd like to get the rocket and objector at least.

I want a:
Professional Killstreak Objector Kit, or a Pro KS Objector. Name your price and I will consider it.


I also want:
Specialized Killstreak Kit for the Rocket Launcher. I realy want a Team Shine kit, I don't want a Team Shine RL.

I kinda want:
A pro KS freedom staff. Genuine is prefered, but Team Shine is the prefered sheen. I'm not too picky with Killstreakers, but I really don't like Hypno-Beams.

DON'T ADD ME!
OFFER HERE!
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I ONLY WANT GENUINE.

Add me for this only! This is BP.TF price!
Quickselling for 5.5 PURE ONLY.

Cleanest on OP, Ultra Short History, Lady-Magnet
Add me for this ONLY.

7.5 in unusuals.
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Someone pls tell me why the high-five taunt gets replaced with a random item in my inventory after a while. Its really strange

BUY THESE THINGS!
Add me for THIS ONLY.
If you add me and ask for more, I'll kick your ass.
B/O: 3.2 buds or a clean Max's Head!
4.2+ in Unusuals.
C/O: Eerie Ze Goggles +3 keys
other C/O: DBD Pot (Retracted?)
DON'T ADD ME LEST YOU PAY THE BUYOUT.
GIVE ME METAL
or keys whatever
BP.tf prices pls
GIVE ME THAT METAL!
bp.tf prices pls
B/O: 3 buds or a clean Max's Head!
4+ in Unusuals.

DON'T ADD ME LEST YOU PAY THE BUYOUT.
Selling all of these items for PURE.

If you're gonna pay in items, expect 1 refined overpay.

Add me for Backpack.tf prices!

DON'T ADD ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE.
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Both of them are clean
What more is there to say?

B/O: 7.8 on the executioner
B/O: 3.5 on the yellow belt
C/O: Pro KS Aussie Flamethrower (Flames/Emerald) on the yellow belt
Unusual overpay pls
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Selling all of these items for PURE.

If you're gonna pay in items, expect 1 refined overpay.

Add me for Backpack.tf prices!

DON'T ADD ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE.

6.33 on the spats due to paint.
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Selling all of these items for PURE.

If you're gonna pay in items, expect 1 refined overpay.

Add me for Backpack.tf prices!

DON'T ADD ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE.
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Selling all of these items for PURE.

If you're gonna pay in items, expect 1 refined overpay.

Add me for Backpack.tf prices!

DON'T ADD ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE.

1 key on the Merc's due to paint.
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I main soldier, and love this set to death.

But, looking at offers couldn't hurt.

I would only sell the hat separately.

B/O on set: 9 buds, HOUWAR, good Scorching hat.

If you're offering unusuals, I really love Soldier. Those offers take priority

PROFESSIONAL KILLSTREAK STRANGE ORIGINAL:
Sheen: Manndarin
Killstreaker: Flames
Parts
Airborn Enemies Killed
Domination Kills
Damage Dealt

PROFESSIONAL KILLSTREAK STRANGE MARKET GARDNER:
Sheen: Agonizing Emerald
Killstreaker: Flames
Parts
Critical Kills
Kills while Explosive Jumping
Airborn Enemies Killed

DO NOT ADD ME. PERIOD.

C/O: Scorching Guad + DP Bone Dome
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Looking for offers on these pro killstreak things

Freedom Staff B/O: 3 keys
Zatoichi B/O: 2.2 keys
Third Degree B/O: 1.5 keys
Selling these items for PURE.

If you're gonna pay in items, expect 1 refined overpay.

Add me for Backpack.tf prices!

DON'T ADD ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE.
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I want 1 key and 5.33 for the black merc's muffler.
I also want 3 refined on the strange market gardener with kills while explosive jumping.
Add me for THIS ONLY!
Overpay in items by at least 2 reclaimed.
Awesome Sheen w/ Awesome Killstreaker!

B/O: 3 keys, add me if you're paying that.
If you're not, just offer up!
1:1 add me
Vintage Pro KS!
Sheen fits nicely, with an awesome killstreaker!

B/O: 3 keys

DON'T ADD PLS
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Looking at offers on these two hats!

Will consider a dirty H.O.U.W.A.R. for both hats.

Otherwise, offer here!

B/O on the Salty Dog: 8.5 buds, 9+ in unusuals.
B/O on the Festivizer: 1.5 buds, 2+ in unusuals.

Festivizer C/O: 1 bud (Retracted)
Salty Dog C/O: Scorching Chieftan's (Retracted)

C/O on both: Cloudy Moon Capotain, Pro Ks Aussia Scatter, and a Aussie Knife gifted by Mattie!
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B/O: 2 buds, more in unusuals. I AM NOT QUICKSELLING IT. DON'T ASK ME TO QUICKSELL IT.

Don't add me!

Offer below, I won't bite.
PURPLE!

Charging ~50% paint price ontop of normal price.

METAL ONLY!
DONT OFFER ITEMS UNLESS YOU'RE PAYING DOUBLE.

Whiskered: 1 key and 1.33 refined
Filamental: 1 key and 1.66 refined
Rail Spikes: 4 refined.
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These aren't your average, everyday vintages.
These are SUPER VINTAGES!

V. Level 99 Hotrod: Offers, B/O: 6 ref
V. Orange Engi's Cap: 4.66 (Paint is 3 refined, only charging 1.33 for it.)

If you're paying in items, please overpay by about ~2 reclaimed.

ADD ME FOR THESE PRICES ONLY!
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