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QUICK SALES ONLY.

I have 94+ pure and I have cash if absolutely necessary.

I WILL NEVER OFFER

STOP BASING YOUR PRICES OFF OF BP.TF IT IS VERY INACCURATE CURRENTLY
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GBP (BRITISH POUNDS) ONLY.

££££££
££££££
££££££

I am selling keys for 1.24 GBP per with possibility of special rate for bulk purchase.

Please check my old trades for rep, before the bud crash I had sold well over 100 earbuds and many many keys with no complaints.

No arguing over who goes first. Sellers are not protected, buyers are.

Normally I will only trade with someone who has: several games, 1000+ hours and/or a high end backpack. I will not sell you an amount in excess of the value of your backpack.

Feel free to add me.
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themed because I'm terrified of people with guns
c/o on night terror jungle minion, barn flamethrower and 7 keys from ORB_
Buying australiums at QUICKSALE prices.

KS may change the amount you receive.

I will never offer

I expect at least 30% off

IF YOU HAVE A GOLD PAN LOOK IN MY BP - TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE
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b/o 200 pure
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It's themed because the mask keeps you secret and when you are secret you are like a night time person and night time people include batman and his identity is a secret. batman beats up baddies, baddies are chased by police, police are kind of like spies but not really. spies. secret spy. mask secret spy.

only clean one according to last owner
300ish
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clean
medics are clean
a medics helmet should be clean
antifreeze is used by mechanics
mechanics are like medics of the body
themed.
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Offers, no weapons.
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Happy gibus family
500 in unusuals for arcana
400 in unusuals for hearts

The ghastliest and the other will come with an unusual purchase. Keep the family at least partially together!
I am interested in any and all bananas and cardboards. Add me.

Tell me what you like in my backpack.
THIS IS CLEAN

I'm brokering this hat for Ian_Dukeman. Do not add him.

He's only interested in cash offers and key offers. If you want to make an unusual offer it needs to be massive.

Add me if you wish to discuss.

THIS IS CLEAN
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Clean

I'm sure there's a theme, I'll work one out later.
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CLEAN

I've rejected 200 pure on this from a user below (hidden by a moderator).
1 of 1 forever.

Themes 'r' us coming soon.

SOLD FOR 90 KEYS PURE (not 80, 10 keys being paid by the 5th)
Day and night!
It will take a LOT to get this off of me.

It's not been on the market for nearly a year, 1 of 1. The only all class misc with stormy 13th.

Theme coming soon!
Buying 69 Gun Mettle Keys for cash.

Cosmetic keys only.

Preferably in £ but can also trade in $. Leave your price below or add me.

Paypal only.
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offers around 200
needful things features a boy who loves baseball
in baseball they wear ball caps
needful things is written by stephen king
hats are worn in stephen king novels
stephen king wrote a novel called the stand
in the stand people have a plague
plagues are represented through green clouds in visual media
the stand spans time
day time is a time
night time is the opposite of day time
the moon is often associated with night
the stand = green moon ball cap
in new england (the setting of many stephen king novels) they are synonymous with halloween style harvest lunches
harvest lunch, harvest moon
harvest.
moon.
baseball cap.
ballcap.
clean.
buy it
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pimps are very ecofriendly
themed
reserved for http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059536840/
If you wish to cancel his reservation that'll take 48 keys pure or 56 keys in easy to sell first gen or halloween hats.
Just look at that history!

When its scorching out you want to drink ten gallons of water.

Come on didn't even need to write that theme for you guys, so obvious.

Reserved for private user for 125 keys for sale in 7 days. Can provide evidence to any mods who want. Reason for privacy: the hat is a gift.

If you want to buy this for yourself offers must be in excess of 135 keys pure or higher in unusuals to break the reserve.
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burning
medic
kidney stones are meant to feel like a burning when being excreted.
theme.
be honest: you all stare at plungers
theme in 5 words
I want to make big profit on this bad boy.
I can't see any theme linking precipitation and umbrellas.
I don't know whether this hat will weather a theme. [~pltaco 12/08/2015 @ 07:14 GMT, themepprentice.]
The combo wombo is back!

Please stop offering me bat gibuses, they are very low but a ton of you have done it now.

Double theme bonus time - in SCORCHING heat you wouldn't wear a hoodie, unless you are delirious enough to see fire as green. This is the opposite of a phenomenon known as "paradoxical undressing" experienced in extremely cold temperatures made famous in the Dyaltov Pass Incident. In the Dyatlov Pass incident they were in Russia. Russians often own at least one article of clothing with a hood. Those who don't will almost certainly own a ball cap. Some may even own both! The scout is caucasian, a caucasian can also refer to someone from of the Caucasus, e.g. a russian.


I'm after offers around 1.3k keys pure.

best recent past offers: beams warpig, burning modest, burning hound dog, peace luchador (1250 minimum, maybe up to 1450) http://i.g...4e.png [rejected due to being unsure of warpig sale ease.]
SEA SERVER's backpack (CSGO and TF2) - around 1300-1500 keys? Hard to price Cow Mangler
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PRICE FOR PAIR: 2050 KEYS

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BOA

The combo wombo is back!

Please stop offering me bat gibuses, they are very low but a ton of you have done it now.

Double theme bonus time - in SCORCHING heat you wouldn't wear a hoodie, unless you are delirious enough to see fire as green. This is the opposite of a phenomenon known as "paradoxical undressing" experienced in extremely cold temperatures made famous in the Dyaltov Pass Incident. In the Dyatlov Pass incident they were in Russia. Russians often own at least one article of clothing with a hood. Those who don't will almost certainly own a ball cap. Some may even own both! The scout is caucasian, a caucasian can also refer to someone from of the Caucasus, e.g. a russian.


I'm after offers around 1.3k keys pure.

best recent past offers: beams warpig, burning modest, burning hound dog, peace luchador (1250 minimum, maybe up to 1450) http://i.g...4e.png [rejected due to being unsure of warpig sale ease.]
SEA SERVER's backpack (CSGO and TF2) - around 1300-1500 keys? Hard to price Cow Mangler


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come on the theme is too obvious.

past public offers: p. cow mangler (600-900)
AF KE (DIGIT)
(650)
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themed because practitioners own confetti and powder looks like confetti and parties incorporate both which a powder person would know about if you get what i mean
themed because its a hat and people wear hats report me if you disagree but you all know I'm talking truth
Themed because it looks like a newspaper boy hat and casper was a newspaper boy in one episode of the cartoon and it incorporates the theme and spooky feel of the televisual series. Casper's dad also had a big laboratory according to some canon sources so we can see that it fits the robot theme very well. 10/10 theme.

All of my hats are themed leave me alone
Overpay if unusuals
No robo hats, no robo effects aside from AF/RA.

Feel free to add me to discuss this hat.

Notable recent public offers:
- Painted cow mangler (on Meraki's trade. Rejected.)
- AF KE
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themed because when a mechanic goes in your car they put antifreeze in it and they will often have oil around, when you drill for oil sometimes you survey caves and if you go in a cave because they are always night inside them you need a light bulb on your head, if possible on a hardhat..
themed because good looks can kill

ONLY OFFER ON THE HAT.

I am able to add, that is what the buds represent. Please use your thinking box.
Themed: you need the glasses with the lid or else you'll accidentally blind yourself from the plasma. Plasma is often used for a vivid display. Plasma screen. You can go to the cinema and watch a projection of a 3d film you enjoy in the Summer (NOT PLASMA DO NOT THINK THIS IS THE THEME YET). a nice summer blockbuster perhaps. Glasses are used to experience the 3d effect. Now think back to your childhood, you are going to blockbuster, its cold so you grab your hat. We all know how bad it is to get cold ears. You'll find out about a film called Shrek thats been made in cgi and stars the absolutely hilarious mike myers in it. you'll take it home and watch it but realise its not quite as lifelike as you had hoped, it really needed something to make it pop, being 3d would really help! Hence you'll want to be in the future with 3d glasses and 3d films on bluray. you realise you don't know about the existence of 3d technology yet and instead just cry into your hat all night.
themed because if you think this hat looks good you are probably infantile enough to like doctor who who traveled through time. Also it's themed

Disclaimer: I don't watch Dr who he probably never wore a hat resembling this.
pure or overpay only
theme: stuntspersons like evel knievel used to carry out dangerous activities for money, they would often jump gorges or buses or walk around compton at night time. another dangerous activity is smoking. don't smoke.
I am brokering this unusual.

Owner is Meraki. Do not contact him. He is taking a break until the 10th of August.

No summer or robo effects apart from Roboactive/Antifreeze.

Add me or leave your offer below.
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I am brokering this set.

Owner is Meraki. Do not contact him. He is taking a break until the 10th of August.

No summer or robo effects apart from Roboactive/Antifreeze.

Add me or leave your offer below.
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I am brokering this hat (I previously owned this hat and I am fully aware of how much I can get for it)

Owner is Meraki. Do not contact him. He is taking a break until the 10th of August.

No summer or robo effects apart from Roboactive/Antifreeze.

Add me or leave your offer below.
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67 keys pure
themed because even police get a little sad sometimes
themed because poirot was a belgian detective and he had birthdays. at birthdays you have dancing and music. disco is a form of music and a common kind of party. also I'm pretty sure someone in a poirot story gets beaten up, or should i say gets a beat down
themed because cards are made of card and paper, traditionally paper and card is made from trees. trees are found in woodlands and forests. hunters often use cards in those forests also. the hunters kill bears which often hunt moose or sometimes kill the moose. they hang the trophies on their walls and play poker underneath, using the cards. if they get too drunk or knock the table violently in the air they'll fly around the antlers. themed.
themed because even people who wear hats can die
BP.TF prices
First gen, pure or cash only.
I can add if necessary.
I've quick-sold this very hat for 5 previously.