doublemint dave
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40 keys?

I prefer trade offer.
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30 keys?


i think thats a resonable price cus i live in neyoik with my jewish amigos. it's hard to keep my nose clean from the coka and the mota but my joiks are clean

P.S. What is the deal with airline food??!!
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Looking for an all class with a purple/pink effect. Before you get your panties in a twist, I'm not asking for the exact hat shown on the left. I'm simply showcasing hats and effects I like. The two don't necessarily correlate. Feel free to offer any all class hats, but keep it to purple/pink effects for the most part.

Also sunbeams.

I wont be taking disco or miami because I already have them in my set.
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now accepting good boy points as a legal tendie

I don't mind keeping this forever

Had an offer of about 200 keys in unusual but the weeb who sent it retracted.
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santanist mexican ceremonial hat

looking for around 100 keys.
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I don't know what to write, so instead you get to read the script of my up and coming new movie: How a Bill Makes it to Congress -- The Death 2 America Story -- The 9/11 2015-Ending.

**ESTABLISHING SHOT US CONGRESS BUILDING (CLAY MODEL), COLONEL SANDERS HAS THE FLOOR**



SANDERS: Gawt dayum this a spicy chicken!!! I say, I say you couldn't handle the spice if it jumped into your hand and made you hit yourself over the head with it I say again.



**WHISPERS AMONG THE CROWD, HEADS BOWED IN PRIVATE DISCUSSION AND THE OCCASIONAL SNOOZER.

SHOT PANS FROM THAT SWEATY KENTUCKY BROW TO THE REPRESENTATIVES, WHO RISE, APPLAUDING AND CHEERING.



FADE TO BLACK**



NARRATOR: That's all it took..



**FADE IN LOS ANGELES 25 YEARS IN THE FUTURE. THE SKY IS DARK ORANGE AND VISIBILITY POOR, A MONOLITHIC STRUCTURE APPEARS OUT OF FOCUS**



NARRATOR: They said congress couldn't eat all that chicken..



**A CRY IS HEARD, PAN DOWN TO REVEAL RUNNING BLACK MAN. RUNNING LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT (MORGAN FREEMAN) IS BEING CHASED BY (TYLER PERRY AND HIS GOON SQUAD OF BILL COSBY AND WILL SMITH) THEY ALL HAVE MURDER IN THEIR EYES**



NARRATOR: Now God has forsaken us..



**THE BLACK MEN RUNNING AT SUCH VELOCITIES NATURALLY COLLIDED, FORMING A GANG. AS THEY ROUND THE NEXT CORNER ALL GATS ARE DRAWN, ROBBING THE FEW GOOD FOLK WHO REMAIN IN L.A...

FADE BLACK. FADE IN TO PORTLY, WELL DRESSED GENTLEMAN WHO RISES AS HE SPEAKS, A SOUTHERN DRAWL COMING THROUGH **



NARRATOR {SANDERS}: Y'see there was no way Congress wouldn't eat my new super chicken.. So powerful in it's greeaaazyness and southern deli-cuh-ssies that it overwhelmed any logical parts of their brain.. That's right I made all of Congress black.. When my chicken restaurants weren't doing as well I thought, gee why don''t I just bio-engineeeer some super zombie chickens that infect your brain, rotting it like a lifetime of Ol' English Malt Liquor and the fien'ds grass..



**CUT BACK TO MORGAN FREEMAN, BRANDISHING BATTLEAXE AND MURDERING A LITTLE WHITE GIRL WHO HAD ESCAPED CAPTIVITY IN THEIR MUD HUT PARLIAMENT. HE CLEAVES INTO HER NECK, SEPARATING IT WITH HIS TEETH WHEN IT WOULDN'T GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH. CUT TO CHEERFUL MORGAN FREEMAN HOLDING THE HEAD UP ON THE PODIUM TO RAUCOUS CHEERS FROM THE CROWD. THE MONOLITHIC STRUCTURE COMES INTO FOCUS BEHIND HIM, THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.**
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✔hat
✔check marks
✔ur mommi ;P
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one spooky man of african descent

i think this is my favourite hat ever so you better expect to pay mucho mula

other two are looking for 130-140ish so I will do the same
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very nice description very polite and not profane !!! rule 7 for life save the kids!!!!

btw i hate bad words so if u see one let me know quick thanks

old trade http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/25445697#latest
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✔hat
✔check marks
✔ur mommi ;P
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Unusual overpay to cover shipping and handling costs.

I'm really tired of people adding me to offer. I'm not sure if you are aware of this, but there is a comment section below where you can leave your offers.
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Offa

this is themed because you have hair in the night unless you're bald then fuck you
In the market for an unusual. Would like to see some deals. Seriously, I'm not buying random junk hats for full price.

I have 9 keys right now.

I like halloween effects, especially spellbound/arcana. Also 13th hour.

I close and reopen this trade depending on how much pure I have at the time, along with updating my stock accordingly.
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i'm no slut so i'm not selling my cock for cheap. if you want some cheap cock go ask the other guy. he sells his cock for bus money and then walks home.

Seriously though if you are expecting to be paying backpack.tf prices just don't waste your time offering.
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no notes just SWAG
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ye
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boobls. apparently this is supposed to be themed so
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bonkus helm upgraded from my bongus helm

this is themed because when you drink too much soddy pops you become a japanese
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one spooky nigga
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fart
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Death at dusk is priced at 4 by backpack.tf, and thats all I have to go off price wise really so offer around that range I guess.
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rimmed job with observant chicken nugget effect also #benghazi buzz me mello
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this is themed because the soldier like most filthy american infidels loves violence and gets super duper turned on when he sees rockets, ESPECIALLY in his cranial circumference so yeah ranch it up mulatto
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Another hat I very much like and will be hard to get off me, however feel free to offer.

Looking for around 5.
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bongus helm
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Cool hats mcgee.

Probably not going to sell this unless you knock my socks off with your offer. Knowing how this website works, that seems unlikely.

Probably wont sell any less than 12 also death to America
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HELLOU HELLOU HELLO, FRIEND!!! I Wish You Strong Health And Immunity, Positive Your Attitude And Mood Every Day!!! I wish that All your Dreams And Desires That You Yourself Would Wish In This New Year, be Sure to come true!!! WITH HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015!!!
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READ THESE NOTES PLEASE!!!!!!!

This is signed by Slurgi, and I figure someone else will want it more than I do at this point. Give me offers, and obviously I will be wanting more than normal price.
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dank
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Le no third gen circle jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We can't stop here, this is bat country!

Looking for at least 6 buds by the way.
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smokey smokes
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beegest hat for beegest bungholiso and also for cool guys like u!

sincerly,

mother dearest
Well, I'm back in the market for unusual again.

Stock is 17 keys.

Give me offers I can't refuse, or offers I can and will refuse, your choice.

Obviously not paying buyouts. Better deals will make me more inclined.

While I'm not a 3rd gen hater who parrots the opinion of the next person, keep in mind that I personally dislike most of the effects of that generation (with exceptions, i.e. disco and miami ) and request largely discounted prices on those effects.
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noice
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This one is going to be hard to get off me, but putting it up for offers anyways.
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Give me some offers I can't refuse, or give me offers I can and will refuse, your choice.

I'd rather you post here first. I've had some pretty underwhelming trade offers from my last pure trade, and no, I will not buy your bubbling jeepcap for 3 buds so stop asking, You know who you are.

My stock is 6 buds and 47 keys.

Expect for me to decline most full priced offers. I will buy any hat if the discount is good enough.

If I say I'm not interested, I might be if you give me a better deal.

Dead presidents, aces high, terror-watt, killa-watt need to give me at least a 65% discount for me to be remotely interested.
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spoops the real moops hat
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Clean and mean.
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I'm quite pleased with this hat so I do not see myself selling it easliy.
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Looking for offers on these here.

Give me deals I can't refuse, or give me offers that I can and will refuse, your choice.
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putting the cock back into billycock
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howdy dere parder i c u r here 4 a hootenanny
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Noice
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Dank? I don't know you tell me. You kids and your buzzwords.
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da glove
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Ultrakool