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QUICKSELLING this beauty of a hat for 3 buds pure! 1st gen hat with a high-tier 1st gen effect. Great looking hat, and I doubt you'll find a lower price on it. Only buds, please.
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Looking for 3 buds pure or CS:GO knife offers. Price is negotiable!

PLEASE NO TF2 UNUSUALS.
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Looking for either CS:GO or TF2 keys or pure offers for this nice Aussie grenade launcher.
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Looking for either CS:GO or TF2 keys or pure, OR CS:GO skins for this Aussie sticky launcher.
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Looking for either CS:GO or DOTA 2 offers on my TF2 Backpack! Take a look and see if you want anything, and please offer fairly.
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Beauty of a set here, just open to offers for now. Would like to sell as a complete set, but if you overpay I could probably sell an individual item.
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Looking for some nice DEMOMAN unusual offers on this. Looking to 1:1 and possibly upgrade.

DEMOMAN HATS ONLY OR YOU WILL BE HIDDEN WITH LOVE
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Selling a ton of weapons 1 SCRAP EACH

Please comment on this trade stating what you want before you add me, as this allows me to see if the weapon is in stock/priced at one scrap, and it also prevents me from having to deal with phishers. Thank you.
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Looking to sell those items for PURE ONLY.

PURE PURE PURE PURE PLEASE
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HOLY MOTHER OF QUICKSELL, BATMAN!
Only 3 buds for this hat!
Great all class hat with nice looking effect, also as of now the cheapest price on outpost by at least 3 buds. Also, the history is clean as hell, with me being the 3rd owner.
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For those of you that want to get down to business, here's the deal: High-tier all class hat with great looking effect. I do realize that the effect is not a 1st gen or one of the most desirable effects, and I took that into consideration when thinking of a price.
B/O: 5 buds.
Every other trade on OP that has a set price is asking 6+ buds for it. http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/18812690
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/20318135



I have a bud + 18 or so keys to upgrade/ add sweets if necessary. I also have pink miscs to go w/ the hat if you'd like to pay a little extra. The hat is level 69 and the buds are level 42, if that means anything to you.

VERY INTERESTED IN A 2:1. Soldier unusuals preferred, all the other classes are equal to me, BESIDES HEAVY. Heavy hats are too cancer, even for me.

On a final note, please don't lowball. It wastes everybody's time, and I really am not looking forward to any lowballs on a hat like this.

Besides that, offer away, and offer well!
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Here's the deal: Don't be a fuckboy. (Fuckboy = lowballer, scalper, etc) Don't blatantly offer me an unusual that's not worth what mine is, and I won't lowball yours.

That being said, I am looking for either pure or a decent all class unusual. ONLY PURE OR ALL CLASS UNUSUAL. IF you do not offer an all class unusual or pure, sorry, YOU'RE GOING TO BE INSTA-HIDDEN. I really am getting tired of being courteous to people who don't take the time to read the directions.

I am willing to offer all of these items, combo them together, etc. I can sell things individually, or together. I really wouldn't like to downgrade unless it's an all-class unusual, but I can upgrade, etc.

Happy hunting, and thanks for stopping by!

PRICES (these are by no means B/O's, just a ballpark price.)
Aces High Desert Marauder: 2.25- 2.5 buds
Smoking Stovepipe: 1/1.5 buds
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It's time to clean house, boys. I'm selling ALMOST everything in my backpack for metal, keys, or buds..Miscs, hats, buds, unusuals, you name it, it's most likely for sale. PLEASE READ THE GUIDELINES BELOW SO I DON'T HAVE TO INSTA-HIDE YOUR OFFER. pls. <3

GUIDELINES:
I ONLY WANT AN ITEM OFFER IF IT'S AN UNUSUAL OR A DOTA 2 DRAGONCLAW HOOK. If you offer me ANY other item (that isn't pure) besides an UNUSUAL or a DRAGONCLAW HOOK, I will show no mercy and smash the "Hide Post" button furiously.

STRANGES: If a strange is RENAMED/REDSCRIBED, IT'S NOT for sale.

WEAPONS: For most, it'll be 1 scrap for 2 craftables, but if it's a vintage/newer weapon, I'll expect an extra scrap for it, or how much more the item is worth.

HATS: I'm gonna do research on every single one that any one of you wants to buy, so please offer fairly. If you give me a jackass offer, the "Hide Post" button will be smashed furiously.

UNUSUALS: Same policy as regular hats. I know what my unusuals are worth. Don't be cockjuggler and give me a bad offer. Pls.

UNTRADEABLES: If for some Godforsaken reason you would like to buy an untradeable from my backpack, you're gonna provide the giftwrap. Sorry, that's just how life works.

ACCEPTED OFFERS: KEYS, METAL, AND BUDS. I CANNOT emphasize this enough. I will AUTO-HIDE any non-pure offer UNLESS(!) it is an UNUSUAL OFFER or a DOTA 2 DRAGONCLAW HOOK. NO OTHER ITEM OFFERS.

If you follow these guidelines, I'm sure we'll get along like the frying pan and making obnoxious noises, or like the United States and unnecessary overseas wars. Offer well, and offer fairly!
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Selling this fine hat with complimentary G. Blind Justice for 20 keys. Fine hat with medium effect, looks great in game. Feel free to add me. Open to unusual offer, but you WILL overpay, no questions. <3
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For those of you who don't enjoy a good tale woven from the bowels of my mind, the price of this hat is 2.5-3 buds. A very cheap price considering the other people who owned Aces High Marauders were selling them for 4+ buds. Great, subtle effect on a class where subtlety is your friend. VERY INTERESTED IN A DEAL INVOLVING A MAX'S HEAD. If you like, read the story below, and enjoy.
SCREENSHOT(S): http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=197338865



Aces High Desert Marauder: : One night, in the Gobi Desert, a friendly wager had been struck between two old friends. One, a bounty hunter of very high merit, and the other, the trickiest gambler of all time. Their names were Saxton and Mann Co. (short for Manny Cobra). The desert sands caressed their faces, and the moonlight illuminated the ground and created giant shadows that were casted by the dunes. The wager was a simple game of hide and seek. If the gambler found the hunter, the gambler won the Hunter's prized hunting hat, and black turban which seemed to fade into the shadows. If the Moon was full and the Hunter was not found, the Hunter won the Gambler's prized pack of playing cards, said to be imported all the way from China. The Hunter decided the best place to hunt would be in a desert cave. So, the Hunter stole away, unaware that the dirty Gambler was secretly following him the entire time, not waiting back in town as was promised. The Hunter dashed into the cave, with the Gambler following behind. The Gambler, however, had not predicted that the tunnel would have two different ways. So, all night the Gambler spent, searching for the Hunter, while the Hunter, silent as a desert beetle, slipped into the shadows of the mouth of the cave. Suddenly, a wild stampede of desert mares blasted over the cave roof, and suddenly, both the Hunter and the Gambler were swallowed into the sands, and their possessions with them. As their souls faded away to meet their ancestors, a sort of magic took hold. As the moonlight shone over the spot where the two items had been swept together, the cards seemed to be attracted to the hat, as the Gambler was to the Hunter, and there the hat lay as hundreds of years pass. Flash forward to present day, and Sniper is on an Indian style safari hunt with Heavy and Scout, and as he follows the tracks of a small desert mouse, he spots a single card, almost vibrating in the sand. Sniper takes the card out of the ground, and is surprised to see an ancient black turban with cards swirling around the center. Sniper knew the legend all too well to know that he could not pass up such a valuable item. Legend has it that whoever wears the hat will receive the Gambler's cunning and luck, and the Hunter's skills of stealth and hunting. How you use those skills, is up to you.
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<div><span style="color:#ff0000;">T</span><span style="color:#ff0300;">H</span><span style="color:#ff0700;">E</span><span style="color:#ff0a00;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0d00;">O</span><span style="color:#ff1000;">N</span><span style="color:#ff1400;">L</span><span style="color:#ff1700;">Y</span><span style="color:#ff1a00;"> </span><span style="color:#ff1d00;">I</span><span style="color:#ff2100;">T</span><span style="color:#ff2400;">E</span><span style="color:#ff2700;">M</span><span style="color:#ff2a00;"> </span><span style="color:#ff2e00;">O</span><span style="color:#ff3100;">F</span><span style="color:#ff3400;">F</span><span style="color:#ff3700;">E</span><span style="color:#ff3b00;">R</span><span style="color:#ff3e00;">S</span><span style="color:#ff4100;"> </span><span style="color:#ff4400;">I</span><span style="color:#ff4800;"> </span><span style="color:#ff4b00;">W</span><span style="color:#ff4e00;">A</span><span style="color:#ff5100;">N</span><span style="color:#ff5500;">T</span><span style="color:#ff5800;"> </span><span style="color:#ff5b00;">A</span><span style="color:#ff5e00;">R</span><span style="color:#ff6200;">E</span><span style="color:#ff6500;"> </span><span style="color:#ff6800;">E</span><span style="color:#ff6b00;">I</span><span style="color:#ff6f00;">T</span><span style="color:#ff7200;">H</span><span style="color:#ff7500;">E</span><span style="color:#ff7800;">R</span><span style="color:#ff7c00;"> </span><span style="color:#ff7f00;">A</span><span style="color:#ff8200;">N</span><span style="color:#ff8600;"> </span><span style="color:#ff8900;">U</span><span style="color:#ff8c00;">N</span><span style="color:#ff9000;">U</span><span style="color:#ff9300;">S</span><span style="color:#ff9700;">U</span><span style="color:#ff9a00;">A</span><span style="color:#ff9d00;">L</span><span style="color:#ffa100;"> </span><span style="color:#ffa400;">O</span><span style="color:#ffa700;">R</span><span style="color:#ffab00;"> </span><span style="color:#ffae00;">A</span><span style="color:#ffb200;"> </span><span style="color:#ffb500;">D</span><span style="color:#ffb800;">O</span><span style="color:#ffbc00;">T</span><span style="color:#ffbf00;">A</span><span style="color:#ffc200;"> </span><span style="color:#ffc600;">2</span><span style="color:#ffc900;"> </span><span style="color:#ffcc00;">D</span><span style="color:#ffd000;">R</span><span style="color:#ffd300;">A</span><span style="color:#ffd700;">G</span><span style="color:#ffda00;">O</span><span style="color:#ffdd00;">N</span><span style="color:#ffe100;">C</span><span style="color:#ffe400;">L</span><span style="color:#ffe700;">A</span><span style="color:#ffeb00;">W</span><span style="color:#ffee00;"> </span><span style="color:#fff200;">H</span><span style="color:#fff500;">O</span><span style="color:#fff800;">O</span><span style="color:#fffc00;">K</span><span style="color:#ffff00;">!</span></div>
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<div><span style="color:#57aaca;">T</span><span style="color:#57abc9;">i</span><span style="color:#57acc8;">m</span><span style="color:#57adc7;">e</span><span style="color:#57aec5;"> </span><span style="color:#57aec4;">t</span><span style="color:#57afc3;">o</span><span style="color:#57b0c2;"> </span><span style="color:#57b1c1;">c</span><span style="color:#57b2c0;">l</span><span style="color:#57b3bf;">e</span><span style="color:#57b4be;">a</span><span style="color:#57b5bc;">n</span><span style="color:#57b6bb;"> </span><span style="color:#57b6ba;">h</span><span style="color:#57b7b9;">o</span><span style="color:#57b8b8;">u</span><span style="color:#57b9b7;">s</span><span style="color:#57bab6;">e</span><span style="color:#56bbb4;">,</span><span style="color:#56bcb3;"> </span><span style="color:#56bdb2;">m</span><span style="color:#56beb1;">e</span><span style="color:#56bfb0;">n</span><span style="color:#56bfaf;">.</span><span style="color:#56c0ae;"> </span><span style="color:#56c1ac;">I</span><span style="color:#56c2ab;">'</span><span style="color:#56c3aa;">m</span><span style="color:#56c4a9;"> </span><span style="color:#56c5a8;">s</span><span style="color:#56c6a7;">e</span><span style="color:#56c7a6;">l</span><span style="color:#56c7a5;">l</span><span style="color:#56c8a3;">i</span><span style="color:#56c9a2;">n</span><span style="color:#56caa1;">g</span><span style="color:#56cba0;"> </span><span style="color:#57caa2;">a</span><span style="color:#59c8a4;"> </span><span style="color:#5ac7a6;">T</span><span style="color:#5cc5a8;">O</span><span style="color:#5dc4aa;">N</span><span style="color:#5fc2ac;"> </span><span style="color:#60c1ae;">o</span><span style="color:#61bfb0;">f</span><span style="color:#63beb2;"> </span><span style="color:#64bdb5;">m</span><span style="color:#66bbb7;">y</span><span style="color:#67bab9;"> </span><span style="color:#68b8bb;">b</span><span style="color:#6ab7bd;">a</span><span style="color:#6bb5bf;">c</span><span style="color:#6db4c1;">k</span><span style="color:#6eb2c3;">p</span><span style="color:#70b1c5;">a</span><span style="color:#71b0c7;">c</span><span style="color:#72aec9;">k</span><span style="color:#74adcb;">.</span><span style="color:#75abcd;"> </span><span style="color:#77aacf;">A</span><span style="color:#78a8d1;">l</span><span style="color:#7aa7d3;">m</span><span style="color:#7ba5d5;">o</span><span style="color:#7ca4d7;">s</span><span style="color:#7ea2d9;">t</span><span style="color:#7fa1dc;"> </span><span style="color:#81a0de;">a</span><span style="color:#829ee0;">l</span><span style="color:#839de2;">l</span><span style="color:#859be4;"> </span><span style="color:#869ae6;">t</span><span style="color:#8898e8;">h</span><span style="color:#8997ea;">e</span><span style="color:#8b95ec;"> </span><span style="color:#8c94ee;">h</span><span style="color:#8e94ee;">a</span><span style="color:#9193ee;">t</span><span style="color:#9393ee;">s</span><span style="color:#9693ef;">,</span><span style="color:#9892ef;"> </span><span style="color:#9a92ef;">m</span><span style="color:#9d92ef;">i</span><span style="color:#9f91ef;">s</span><span style="color:#a191ef;">c</span><span style="color:#a491f0;">s</span><span style="color:#a690f0;">,</span><span style="color:#a990f0;"> </span><span style="color:#ab90f0;">a</span><span style="color:#ad8ff0;">n</span><span style="color:#b08ff0;">d</span><span style="color:#b28ff1;"> </span><span style="color:#b48ef1;">w</span><span style="color:#b78ef1;">e</span><span style="color:#b98ef1;">a</span><span style="color:#bc8ef1;">p</span><span style="color:#be8df1;">o</span><span style="color:#c08df2;">n</span><span style="color:#c38df2;">s</span><span style="color:#c58cf2;"> </span><span style="color:#c78cf2;">a</span><span style="color:#ca8cf2;">r</span><span style="color:#cc8bf2;">e</span><span style="color:#cf8bf3;"> </span><span style="color:#d18bf3;">f</span><span style="color:#d38af3;">o</span><span style="color:#d68af3;">r</span><span style="color:#d88af3;"> </span><span style="color:#da89f3;">s</span><span style="color:#dd89f4;">a</span><span style="color:#df89f4;">l</span><span style="color:#e288f4;">e</span><span style="color:#e488f4;">.</span></div>

<div><span style="color:#ff0000;">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">D</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">O</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">H</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">A</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">V</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">E</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">A</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">L</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">O</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">T</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">O</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">F</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">S</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">T</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">R</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">A</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">N</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">G</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">E</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">S</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">A</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">M</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">C</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">U</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">R</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">R</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">E</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">N</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">T</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">L</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Y</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">U</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">S</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">N</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">G</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">,</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">O</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">F</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">F</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">E</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">R</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">O</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">N</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">O</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">N</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">E</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">A</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">N</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">D</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">'</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">L</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">L</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">T</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">E</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">L</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">L</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">Y</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">O</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">U</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">F</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">I</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">T</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">'</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">S</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">F</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">O</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">R</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">S</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">A</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">L</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">E</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">.</span><span style="color:#ff0000;"> </span></div><div></div>

ALL RENAMED/ REDESCRIBED STRANGES ARE NOT FOR SALE.

I'm looking for pure metal or keys only. <div><span style="color:#db004c;">T</span><span style="color:#db034c;">H</span><span style="color:#db064c;">E</span><span style="color:#db094c;"> </span><span style="color:#db0c4c;">O</span><span style="color:#db0e4c;">N</span><span style="color:#db114c;">L</span><span style="color:#db144c;">Y</span><span style="color:#db174c;"> </span><span style="color:#dc1a4d;">I</span><span style="color:#dc1d4d;">T</span><span style="color:#dc204d;">E</span><span style="color:#dc234d;">M</span><span style="color:#dc264d;"> </span><span style="color:#dc294d;">O</span><span style="color:#dc2b4d;">F</span><span style="color:#dc2e4d;">F</span><span style="color:#dc314d;">E</span><span style="color:#dc344d;">R</span><span style="color:#dc374d;"> </span><span style="color:#dc3a4d;">I</span><span style="color:#dc3d4d;">'</span><span style="color:#dc404d;">M</span><span style="color:#dc434d;"> </span><span style="color:#dc464d;">L</span><span style="color:#dc484d;">O</span><span style="color:#dd4b4e;">O</span><span style="color:#dd4e4e;">K</span><span style="color:#dd514e;">I</span><span style="color:#dd544e;">N</span><span style="color:#dd574e;">G</span><span style="color:#dd5a4e;"> </span><span style="color:#dd5d4e;">F</span><span style="color:#dd604e;">O</span><span style="color:#dd634e;">R</span><span style="color:#dd654e;"> </span><span style="color:#dd684e;">W</span><span style="color:#dd6b4e;">O</span><span style="color:#dd6e4e;">U</span><span style="color:#dd714e;">L</span><span style="color:#dd744e;">D</span><span style="color:#dd774e;"> </span><span style="color:#dd7a4e;">B</span><span style="color:#dd7d4e;">E</span><span style="color:#de804f;"> </span><span style="color:#de824f;">A</span><span style="color:#de854f;">N</span><span style="color:#de884f;"> </span><span style="color:#de8b4f;">U</span><span style="color:#de8e4f;">N</span><span style="color:#de914f;">U</span><span style="color:#de944f;">S</span><span style="color:#de974f;">U</span><span style="color:#de9a4f;">A</span><span style="color:#de9d4f;">L</span><span style="color:#de9f4f;"> </span><span style="color:#dea24f;">O</span><span style="color:#dea54f;">F</span><span style="color:#dea84f;">F</span><span style="color:#deab4f;">E</span><span style="color:#deae4f;">R</span><span style="color:#dfb150;"> </span><span style="color:#dfb450;">O</span><span style="color:#dfb750;">R</span><span style="color:#dfba50;"> </span><span style="color:#dfbc50;">A</span><span style="color:#dfbf50;"> </span><span style="color:#dfc250;">D</span><span style="color:#dfc550;">O</span><span style="color:#dfc850;">T</span><span style="color:#dcc750;">A</span><span style="color:#d9c650;"> </span><span style="color:#d6c54f;">2</span><span style="color:#d3c44f;"> </span><span style="color:#cfc34f;">D</span><span style="color:#ccc24f;">R</span><span style="color:#c9c14e;">A</span><span style="color:#c6c04e;">G</span><span style="color:#c3bf4e;">O</span><span style="color:#c0be4e;">N</span><span style="color:#bdbd4d;">C</span><span style="color:#babc4d;">L</span><span style="color:#b7bb4d;">A</span><span style="color:#b4ba4d;">W</span><span style="color:#b0b94c;"> </span><span style="color:#adb84c;">H</span><span style="color:#aab74c;">O</span><span style="color:#a7b64c;">O</span><span style="color:#a4b54b;">K</span><span style="color:#a1b44b;">.</span><span style="color:#9eb34b;"> </span><span style="color:#9bb24b;">T</span><span style="color:#98b14a;">H</span><span style="color:#95b04a;">O</span><span style="color:#91af4a;">S</span><span style="color:#8eae4a;">E</span><span style="color:#8bad49;"> </span><span style="color:#88ac49;">A</span><span style="color:#85ab49;">R</span><span style="color:#82aa49;">E</span><span style="color:#7fa948;"> </span><span style="color:#7ca848;">T</span><span style="color:#79a748;">H</span><span style="color:#76a648;">E</span><span style="color:#72a447;"> </span><span style="color:#6fa347;">O</span><span style="color:#6ca247;">N</span><span style="color:#69a147;">L</span><span style="color:#66a046;">Y</span><span style="color:#639f46;"> </span><span style="color:#609e46;">I</span><span style="color:#5d9d46;">T</span><span style="color:#5a9c45;">E</span><span style="color:#569b45;">M</span><span style="color:#539a45;"> </span><span style="color:#509945;">O</span><span style="color:#4d9844;">F</span><span style="color:#4a9744;">F</span><span style="color:#479644;">E</span><span style="color:#449544;">R</span><span style="color:#419443;">S</span><span style="color:#3e9343;"> </span><span style="color:#3b9243;">I</span><span style="color:#379143;">'</span><span style="color:#349042;">M</span><span style="color:#318f42;"> </span><span style="color:#2e8e42;">L</span><span style="color:#2b8d42;">O</span><span style="color:#288c41;">O</span><span style="color:#258b41;">K</span><span style="color:#228a41;">I</span><span style="color:#1f8941;">N</span><span style="color:#1c8840;">G</span><span style="color:#188740;"> </span><span style="color:#158640;">F</span><span style="color:#128540;">O</span><span style="color:#0f843f;">R</span><span style="color:#0c833f;">.</span></div><div></div>

ONCE AGAIN, METAL AND KEYS ONLY. I hate to sound so rude, but honestly, I think most people of outpost need to see a message twice or more to have it go through their heads.

ALSO: ANY 2 CRAFTABLE WEAPONS ARE GENERALLY SOLD FOR 2 SCRAP. SOME NWEW/ MORE VALUABLE WEAPONS WILL OBVIOUSLY E 1 SCRAP EACH. Once again, offer on the weapon, and I'll give you a price.

Besides those few guidelines, feel free to fire away, and remember:
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For those of you that just want to get down to business, I'm selling this hat for 2 buds. Noticeable, but certainly not overboard effect on an awesome hat for Engie. VERY INTERESTED IN A DEAL INVOLVING A MAX'S HEAD. For those of you who like a story, keep reading.
SCREENSCHOT(S):
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=197338895

Sulphurous Pardner's Pampadour: In Engie's teen years only two things mattered: His hair, and his women. Unfortunately, he had neither of those things really perfected. The way he had a so carefully calculated, he had a 99.897 percent chance of acquiring a girlfriend if he had good looking hair. (Don't believe him on the percentage? He took statistics sophomore year. I heard that class was hard as fuck. He knows what he's talking about.) So, pubescent Engineer went all around town to look for a great new hairstyle. He tried wearing a mining light. No luck. He tried wearing Christmas lights on his hat. 0% chance with the ladies. He even tried his Granpa's old war beret. The grandpa's name escapes me, I think it was something like Bill or something. Still no luck. Finally, as he turned on the TV, he found his solution. Elvis hair. But there was one thing missing. The music. Problem was, Engie couldn't play a single instrument for shit. He tried to play guitar, but just ends up smashing it over everyone's head anyway. So, Engie decided he was going to create music. He jerry-rigged his old FM radio to the engine of his Father's brand new Ford Thunderbird , stuck his newly gelled head in, and pressed the ON button. What happened next is still a mystery to the world. Elvis' boppin' beats came tumbling out of the machine, and the sound waves traveled out of the stereo and into his hair. The problem was, poor old Engie never got the sound, he only got the waves. So, sheepishly, he came to school the next Monday, with orange waves of boppin' beats surrounding his newly gelled dome. The rest is history. A LOT of history. Like, I'm talking getting laid every night history. Hell, even fucking the head cheerleader's mom history. So know when you don this cap, you don the passion of the King himself, and all the blood, sweat, tears, and cum that came to make this hat into what it is today.
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Just like every other lowball shitface trade for buds on TF2OP currently, except I will offer 16 keys for your buds! That's one more than the current price!!!! HORY SHET
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BIG WORDS AND BIG SENTENCES BELOW, JUST TELL ME THE GODDAMN PRICE OF THE HATS!

Stormy Dragonborn: 1.5 bud

Classy Demo Set: 1 bud

Feel free to offer away, engie unusuals would be highly preferred.


The Lore of the Dragonstorm:
One day, Hoovy was fucking around when suddenly, HE WAS WHISKED BACK IN TIME BY THAT GODDAMN NEW TIME WARP UNUSUAL EFFECT! He was deposited in midevil times, and was shitting himself in fear. In fact, he was so afraid, every plant/ animal within a half mile radius shit themselves. After a day or so, Hoovy had regained his composure and decided he needed a place to store his shit-filled trousers. He scavenged in the forest all day and all night, but could not find a spot worthy of his dump. Finally, on the second day of the summer solstice, under a very out of place street lamp, sat, what Hoovy thought, was a old metal bowl left behind by some old woman or something, so he decided that this is where his sacred shit would lay. As it turns out, this old metal bowl was actually a powerful artifact made by the Pootis gods themselves, and could only be activated by any item from the future coming into contact with it. Hoovy's pootis poopie just happened to be from the future! Quelle coïncidence! So then, the powers of the two fused together, and I guess you could say, a..... shitstorm was a brewin'. *que CSI Miami opener music*

Smoking Stovepipe: For one night, when the moon lined up with Uranus to form a perfect pentagram, Bob Marley and Frank Sinatra decided it was time for some SURPRISE BUTTSECKS. Their gay bastard love child was this hat. You are wearing the steamy passion of the two greats of music on your head. Be proud. Be really goddamn proud. The rest of the set I looted off of some homeless guy, but I think he was already dead when I found him, so it's all good.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T LIKE TO READ, I'M SELLING THIS SET FOR 1 BUD AND 3 KEYS, OR JUST 1 BUD OR 26 KEYS FOR THE HAT. I SUGGEST YOU READ THE BELOW PARAGRAPH TO PERSUADE YOUR WALLET, I MEAN MIND, TO BUY THIS HAT.


HO-O-O-OLYYY SHIT BATMAN! YES, I KNOW YOUR NAME ISN'T BATMAN, BUT IT FEELS GOOD TO PRETEND, DOESN'T IT?

WELL, THERE'S NO PRETENDING TO BE AN ASS-KICKING GENTLEMAN WITH THIS SET! YOU BECOME THE EPITOME OF MANLY MEN WHO FUCK NON-MANLY WOMEN AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, POSSIBLY TWICE OR THREE TIMES DEPENDING IF SHE'S FEELING IN THE MOOD. THIS SET IS A FABULOUS CREATION, AND I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP THE LEGACY OF THIS SET ON. SOMEONE WITH SWAGGER... SOMEONE WITH CLASS... SOMEONE WITH THE KILLER INSTINCT.... OR ANYONE WITH 1 BUD AND 3 KEYS! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS SET HAS A PRICE TAG OF ONLY 1 BUD AND THREE KEYS. THAT'S A GOOD DEAL MY FRIENDS. THIS DEAL WAS SO GREAT, EVEN THE DOS EQUIS 'MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD' COULDN'T THINK OF SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT IT. HE JUST GOT A RAGING ERECTION AND THEN PROCEEDED TO HIKE MT. EVEREST WHILE RIDING HIS RAGING ERECTION. THIS SET IS FABULOUSO AS THE MEXICAN SAY, AND SCHAUDEN-SOMETHING AS SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRY SAYS. YOU PAY THE PRICE, AND YOUR PENIS AND HATLESS HEAD WILL BE VERY HAPPY.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT LIKE TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, I'M SELLING THIS HAT FOR 2 BUDS. GREAT HAT WITH MID-TIER-EFFECT, ON THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME. 2 BUDS IS AN EXTREMELY FAIR PRICE. IF YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS HAT, READ BELOW. (THIS IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED.)


HELLO, FAIR TRAVELER! I SEE YOU'VE STUMBLED UPON THIS NOT-SO-HUMBLE TRADE. WELL, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, PAL, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE BADASS HATS. THIS HAT RIVALS THE BADASSERY OF NO OTHER HAT, BECAUSE THIS HAT IS ON ITS OWN LEVEL OF BADASS. IT'S GABE NEWELL HAVING STEAMY, PASSIONATE LOVE WITH KATE UPTON WHILST TAKING A SHOWER IN MONEY HE'S MADE OFF OF ALL YOU SUCKERS WHO BUY STUFF OFF OF THE MANN. CO STORE BADASS. CAVE JOHNSON APPROVED, AS WELL. EVER WISH THAT YOU COULD COMBINE SKYRIM'S IMMERSE, LUSH WORLD, AND BIG-TITTIED BARWENCHES ANNNNNNND TEAM FORTRESS 2'S TRADING EMPIRE THAT WOULD PUT THE MAFIA TO SHAME? WELL, YOU'VE FOUND THIS HAT. SOME OF YOU MAY THINK 'BLIZZARDY STORM IS BETTER BECAUSE SKYRIM IS COLD AND SHIT.' WELL, NO, FUCK THAT. IS A SNOWSTORM INTIMIDATING? NO. IS A GIANT THUNDERSTORM SUMMONED TO SMITE YOUR ENEMIES SO HARD THAT THEIR CHILDREN'S GENITALS WILL BE DEEP-FRIED? YES. WITH THIS HAT, YOU GET ALL THE FABULOUS ATTENTION ANY SELF-RESPECTING HEAVY PLAYER NEEDS AND/OR DESERVES. FOR JUST 2 BUDS. YES, 2 BUDS! (THIS IS A FUCKING STEAL. GREAT HAT, MID-TIER EFFECT, GREAT THEME, ALSO FOR THE BEST CUDDLY CHARACTER EVER KNOWN TO GAMING. GREAT PRICE TO BOOT.) THIS HAT CAN BE ALL YOURS. WARNING: WHILST IN A PUB SERVER, MANY SMALL-TITTIED BARWENCHES WILL ASK TO SEE YOUR HAT AND/OR TOUCH YOUR PENIS, OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND. REFUSE THEM, AND THEN PROCEED TO SING 'STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE' BECAUSE WITH THIS HAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
HATS! THESE ARE 2 EXAMPLES OF SAID HATS! BUT THESE ARE UNUSUAL HATS, SO I WIN THE INTERNET! OFFER AWAY, DON'T OFFER TERRIBADLY OR ELSE YOU WILL POSSIBLY DIE IN THE NEXT 40-70 YEARS!
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SCREEEEEEENSHOT: http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576740211049448398/552FC1C606BCB9E448234320C766BDE1FABE22C4/

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T LIKE TO READ, I'M SELLING THIS SET FOR 1 BUD AND 3 KEYS, OR JUST 1 BUD OR 26 KEYS FOR THE HAT. I SUGGEST YOU READ THE BELOW PARAGRAPH TO PERSUADE YOUR WALLET, I MEAN MIND, TO BUY THIS HAT.


HO-O-O-OLYYY SHIT BATMAN! YES, I KNOW YOUR NAME ISN'T BATMAN, BUT IT FEELS GOOD TO PRETEND, DOESN'T IT?

WELL, THERE'S NO PRETENDING TO BE AN ASS-KICKING GENTLEMAN WITH THIS SET! YOU BECOME THE EPITOME OF MANLY MEN WHO FUCK NON-MANLY WOMEN AT LEAST ONCE A DAY, POSSIBLY TWICE OR THREE TIMES DEPENDING IF SHE'S FEELING IN THE MOOD. THIS SET IS A FABULOUS CREATION, AND I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP THE LEGACY OF THIS SET ON. SOMEONE WITH SWAGGER... SOMEONE WITH CLASS... SOMEONE WITH THE KILLER INSTINCT.... OR ANYONE WITH 1 BUD AND 3 KEYS! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS SET HAS A PRICE TAG OF ONLY 1 BUD AND THREE KEYS. THAT'S A GOOD DEAL MY FRIENDS. THIS DEAL WAS SO GREAT, EVEN THE DOS EQUIS 'MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD' COULDN'T THINK OF SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT IT. HE JUST GOT A RAGING ERECTION AND THEN PROCEEDED TO HIKE MT. EVEREST WHILE RIDING HIS RAGING ERECTION. THIS SET IS FABULOUSO AS THE MEXICAN SAY, AND SCHAUDEN-SOMETHING AS SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRY SAYS. YOU PAY THE PRICE, AND YOUR PENIS AND HATLESS HEAD WILL BE VERY HAPPY.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT LIKE TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, I'M SELLING THIS HAT FOR 2 BUDS. GREAT HAT WITH MID-TIER-EFFECT, ON THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME. 2 BUDS IS AN EXTREMELY FAIR PRICE. IF YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS HAT, READ BELOW. (THIS IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED.)


HELLO, FAIR TRAVELER! I SEE YOU'VE STUMBLED UPON THIS NOT-SO-HUMBLE TRADE. WELL, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, PAL, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE BADASS HATS. THIS HAT RIVALS THE BADASSERY OF NO OTHER HAT, BECAUSE THIS HAT IS ON ITS OWN LEVEL OF BADASS. IT'S GABE NEWELL HAVING STEAMY, PASSIONATE LOVE WITH KATE UPTON WHILST TAKING A SHOWER IN MONEY HE'S MADE OFF OF ALL YOU SUCKERS WHO BUY STUFF OFF OF THE MANN. CO STORE BADASS. CAVE JOHNSON APPROVED, AS WELL. EVER WISH THAT YOU COULD COMBINE SKYRIM'S IMMERSE, LUSH WORLD, AND BIG-TITTIED BARWENCHES ANNNNNNND TEAM FORTRESS 2'S TRADING EMPIRE THAT WOULD PUT THE MAFIA TO SHAME? WELL, YOU'VE FOUND THIS HAT. SOME OF YOU MAY THINK 'BLIZZARDY STORM IS BETTER BECAUSE SKYRIM IS COLD AND SHIT.' WELL, NO, FUCK THAT. IS A SNOWSTORM INTIMIDATING? NO. IS A GIANT THUNDERSTORM SUMMONED TO SMITE YOUR ENEMIES SO HARD THAT THEIR CHILDREN'S GENITALS WILL BE DEEP-FRIED? YES. WITH THIS HAT, YOU GET ALL THE FABULOUS ATTENTION ANY SELF-RESPECTING HEAVY PLAYER NEEDS AND/OR DESERVES. FOR JUST 2 BUDS. YES, 2 BUDS! (THIS IS A FUCKING STEAL. GREAT HAT, MID-TIER EFFECT, GREAT THEME, ALSO FOR THE BEST CUDDLY CHARACTER EVER KNOWN TO GAMING. GREAT PRICE TO BOOT.) THIS HAT CAN BE ALL YOURS. WARNING: WHILST IN A PUB SERVER, MANY SMALL-TITTIED BARWENCHES WILL ASK TO SEE YOUR HAT AND/OR TOUCH YOUR PENIS, OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND. REFUSE THEM, AND THEN PROCEED TO SING 'STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE' BECAUSE WITH THIS HAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE.
GOOD DAY SIRE! AS IT SEEMS YOU HAVE THE DECENCY TO OPEN THIS TRADE AND BROWSE MY FINE UNUSUAL WARES, IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU'D CHECK OUT THESE PRICES AND LEAVE ME AN OFFER!


IF YOU OFFER IN UNUSUALS YOU GOTTA OVERPAY! OR YOU WILL GET AIDS. TWICE.


GREEN FETTI HONCHO'S HEADGEAR: BRING THE PARTY TO YOUR NEAREST CORPSE-FILLED BATTLEFIELD AND HAVE THE GREATEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE. I'M TALKING PROJECT X LEVEL SHIT. FREE LIME COLORED (MATCHING!!!!111!!11) FDU THROWN IN WITH PURCHASE!
PRICE: 1 BUD + 5 KEYS

STORMY STORM LITTLE BUDDY: YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT OR A NON-SAILING LANDLUBBER TO NOT SEE THIS THEME. SAILOR HAT + STORM. THE ONLY WAY IT COULD BE MORE THEMED IF THERE WAS A BOAT FLOATING ON AN OCEAN EFFECT. PLUS IT MAKES YOU LOOK FUCKING ADORABLE.
PRICE: 1.7-2 BUDS (PRICE IS FLEXIBLE.)

STORMY STORM DRAGONBORM HELM: EVER WISH YOU COULD COMBINE YOUR MEDIOCRE TF2 SKILLS WITH YOUR SKYRIM SKILLS? WELL YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS WITH THIS HAT!! IT'S EVEN RENAMED AND SHIT. ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THAT YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SATISFY ALL THE LADIES ON YOUR DRAGONBORN DONG.
PRICE: 2 BUDS. <---- THIS IS A FUCKING STEAL. GREAT HAT ON BEST CHARACTER EVER KNOWN TO GAMING.



DON'T BE THAT GUY THAT LOWBALLS. IF YOU DO, THE RAPTORS FROM JURASSIC PARK WILL SLOWLY HUNT DOWN YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY UNTIL YOU ARE ONLY LEFT, THEN YOU WILL BE PLACED IN A HUNGER-GAMES-ESQUE ARENA. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF HUMANS, THERE'S GIANT PONIES. NORMAL PONIES ARE BAD ENOUGH, BUT GIANT PONIES? GOOD LUCK.
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT? I'M BUYING YOUR SHITTY UNUSUALS FOR QUICKSELL PRICES. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ONE OF THOSE FAGGOTS. THINK OF IT LIKE THIS: YOUR CANCER UNUSUAL IS SO CANCER THAT TINY DICK CANCER IS SPREAD TO YOUR MANHOOD, AND NOW YOU HAVE A ONE INCH WARRIOR. I'M LIKE THOSE ADS YOU SEEN ON PORN SITES CLAIMING TO MAKE YOUR COCK THE SIZE OF A FIREHOSE IN JUST 3 WEEKS. WELL, ONE DIFFERENCE: MY METHOD ACTUALLY WORKS. OFFER YOUR UNUSUAL (WITH A PRICE OR NO PRICE, MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME.) AND I WILL GIVE YOU A FAGGOTY-ASS QUICKSELL PRICE. BUT, IT ALL WORKS OUT BECAUSE I GET YOUR SHITTY UNUSUAL (OR TINY PENIS CANCER SINCE I'VE BEEN VACCINATED) AND YOU GET KEYS AND/OR BUDS (OR A COCK THE SIZE OF GODZILLA'S LEFT INDEX FINGER).

P.S: YES I KNOW THAT MY OFFERS MAY NOT HOLD UP TO YOUR HIGHEST STANDARD BUT AT LEAST I'M INTERESTED IN A HAT THAT NO ONE ELSE IS, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND, YOU DOUCHECANOES, AND OFFER UP!
P.P.S: I HAVE 29 KEYS AND 2 BUDS IN STOCK
GOOD DAY SIRE! AS IT SEEMS YOU HAVE THE DECENCY TO OPEN THIS TRADE AND BROWSE MY FINE UNUSUAL WARES, IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU'D CHECK OUT THESE PRICES AND LEAVE ME AN OFFER!

SMOKING ZE GOGGLES- LIKE THE GHOSTBUSTERS TURNED THEIR GOGGLES ITO A PORTABLE BONG THAT MEDIC NOW SMOKES HIS KRITZKRIEG FUMES IN.
SOLD FOR 22 KEYS (ASKING PRICE)

GREEN FETTI HONCHO'S HEADGEAR: BRING THE PARTY TO YOUR NEAREST CORPSE-FILLED BATTLEFIELD AND HAVE THE GREATEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE. I'M TALKING PROJECT X LEVEL SHIT. FREE LIME COLORED (MATCHING!!!!111!!11) FDU THROWN IN WITH PURCHASE!
PRICE: 1 BUD + 5 KEYS

STORMY STORM LITTLE BUDDY: YOU'D HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT OR A NON-SAILING LANDLUBBER TO NOT SEE THIS THEME. SAILOR HAT + STORM. THE ONLY WAY IT COULD BE MORE THEMED IF THERE WAS A BOAT FLOATING ON AN OCEAN EFFECT. PLUS IT MAKES YOU LOOK FUCKING ADORABLE.
PRICE: 1.7-2 BUDS (PRICE IS FLEXIBLE.)

STORMY STORM DRAGONBORM HELM: EVER WISH YOU COULD COMBINE YOUR MEDIOCRE TF2 SKILLS WITH YOUR SKYRIM SKILLS? WELL YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS WITH THIS HAT!! IT'S EVEN RENAMED AND SHIT. ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THAT YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SATISFY ALL THE LADIES ON YOUR DRAGONBORN DONG.
PRICE: 2 BUDS. <---- THIS IS A FUCKING STEAL. GREAT HAT ON BEST CHARACTER EVER KNOWN TO GAMING.



DON'T BE THAT GUY THAT LOWBALLS. IF YOU DO, THE RAPTORS FROM JURASSIC PARK WILL SLOWLY HUNT DOWN YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY UNTIL YOU ARE ONLY LEFT, THEN YOU WILL BE PLACED IN A HUNGER-GAMES-ESQUE ARENA. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF HUMANS, THERE'S GIANT PONIES. NORMAL PONIES ARE BAD ENOUGH, BUT GIANT PONIES? GOOD LUCK.
EITHER A KEY OR ROBOKEY ORRR 5 REFINED FOR THE GENUINE RUSTLER OF THE JIMMIES.
Looking for Pure ONLY on these hats. I don't plan to quicksell, but my prices won't be super high. Offer away, in ONLY PURE though. Thanks!
Selling all of these genuines! Offer up!
Looking for Pure ONLY on these hats. I don't plan to quicksell, but my prices won't be super high. Offer away, in ONLY PURE though. Thanks!
Looking for Pure ONLY on these hats. I don't plan to quicksell, but my prices won't be super high. Offer away, in ONLY PURE though. Thanks!
Just selling some possibly collector level hats. If you're interested, please offer away!
Looking to trade these rares and more for either dota 2 treasure keys OR the Riftshadow Roamer set for Meepo! Add me if you wish!
Looking to sell all these fabulous spoils of victory to you, yes, YOU, random traveler! But keep in mind, the Commandant don't take no bullshit, so please no low offers, and I will not 2:1, 3:1 in an unusual trade. Besides that, offer well, and look in my backpack if you want to sell what other magical piss is sloshing around in my backpack.

Add me if you wish!
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Selling all these shenanigans (and MOAR) for offers! Just don't make the offers terrible, I do have a sense of self respect.
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Just offer away!

Just PLEASE think before you offer, nothing makes the orphans cry like when you lowball on people's trades. It just wastes everyone's time. Thank you.

Offer well, and Merry Christmas!
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Offer up!
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Selling my very cute, very adorable, very themed Stormy Little Buddy! :3

This hat is worth around 4-5 buds, due to the obvious theme, and do NOT expect to get it cheap just because it is a Little Buddy.

http://www.tf2pricecheck.net/Thread-PC-Stormy-Storm-Little-Buddy for all you non-believers of my price

Happy Hunting, Offer Fair and Offer Well!
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Looking for 2 buds in promos, and I hate to be that guy, but you MUST OVERPAY in unusuals!

This is a great looking hat with a subtle yet attractive effect, and plus I'll throw in these matching lime FDU's with your purchase! :D

Offer away!
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Looking for 2 buds on this Medic unusual!

Great hat, great effect, AAAAAND Level 100, for all you collectors out there.

I'll throw in this uncraftable procedure mask with your purchase, just in case you don't have a medic misc yet :D

Offer up!
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Just offer up!
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Just looking for unusual offers!
Trading my DOTA 2 items for DOTA 2 Item and key offers!

I would LOVE some diretide stuff :D
Selling a Strange Holy Mackerel for Keys Or Unusual Offers!

B/O is 15 keys!
Trading THIS Fancy Fedora for another Fancy Fedora OR other spy hats ONLY!

OFFER UP DEM SPY HATS!
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Looking for PROMO, KEY, AND UNUSUAL OFFERS ONLY!

I'm planning to sell it near Christmas time, but if you give me an amazing offer that blows my socks off, I might just sell it early.

Happy Hunting!
Selling a VERY nice, mid-high tier solly hat.

I wouldn't say it's themed, but the effect fits quite nicely with the hat.

Offer up!

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C/O's: Beams Ushanka (retracted, bought same hat)
2 pure (low, but eh, it's pure)
Smoking Slug + Sweets
Smoking Human Cannonball
Steaming Bubble Pipe (Low-ish)
Beams Mining Light

Smile And A Hug (If I throw in a seductive dance)
Selling MANY Dota2 Items Out Of My BP!

LOOKING FOR TF2 ITEM OFFERS ONLY!

ONCE AGAIN, ONLY TF2 OFFERS!