1:1 with the Cold Killer, or your best offer.

Hue hue.

Hey, I've seen people offering Unusuals and shit for them. Might as well put these up. Might become tradable someday.
And when they do, I'll be ready, to uh... trade them, I guess.
If you've got some good offers, I'll take them.
Offer on one or both, but offering on both takes priority.
Don't be afraid, I don't bite. Even if you lowball.

Offer that went sour: White painted G. El Jefe

Offers.

http://stats.tf/item/944/That_%2770s_Chapeau

Currently the rarest genuines on the market.
Only selling as a set.

B/O: 1 Bud for the set

One key each.
Add me to Steam.

1 key for a V. Demofro
2 keys for the G. Deus Specs

Four keys.
Add me to Steam.

It's cleaning house day for my backpack!
Currently trading these items for keys/metal.

H. Spooky Sleeves- GONE, NEVER TO RETURN. 2SPOOK
V. Killer's Kabuto (Black)- Gone with the wind
V. Heavy Duty Rag (After Eight)- Gone, Gone, Gone
Boston Boom Bringe- Done
Sight for Sore Eyes- AND IT'S GONE
V. Texas Ten Gallon- Gone with the wind
Assless Chaps- 1 key 1 Refined
Stereoscopic Shades (Team Spirit)- 2 keys
Ball Kicking Boots- THEY ARE GONE
Add me to Steam directly to trade.

Trading the entire set for:

8 keys

OR

One of the items listed

OR

Your best offer.

Trading one Dota II invite for one craftable hat.
Add me to Steam.
(Note: No dirty or Uncraftable hats, please)

1:1 trade with the key!
Oh, and if you want to cut out the middleman and have a piece of Flair lying around, I'd take it off your hands!
Add me to Steam to trade.

Boris the Animal, Big Gay Biker, whatever you'd like to call this, it looks pretty neat.

V. Duty Rag(After Eight)- 2 keys 1 Refined
Security Shades- 1.33 Refined
Add me to Steam if you agree with those prices.

Trading the full set for eight keys.
Add me to Steam.

Ho ho ho! Buy my shit!

B/O: 6 keys 1 Refined

But hell, what do I know? You got another offer? Give me a shout out, either here, or on Steam.

Beep boop. Seven keys.
Bloop, Bleep.

14 keys
OR
Your firstborn son.

Trading for:
15 keys
OR
B.M.O.C
OR
Clean Voodoo Juju
OR
Your Firstborn Son
OR
Unusual Offers

Add me to Steam if you'd like to trade.

..Yeah, I'm really only expecting 15 keys. Unless your son is willing and you provide postage.

1:1
Add me.

1:1 2spooky key
Add me to Steam.

Hey, you want any of this stuff, feel free to gimme some offers.

Want them? Offer here, and I'll get back to you and work something out.