1:1 post here before you add me

trade auto-bumps and I work all day so I won't be able to answer immediately.

Update: The Equalizer now has the strange part: Low Health Kills so make sure your Escape Plan does or have the part as well.

Was hoping for a strange, got this instead.

Also the majority of my backpack is for sale, so go take a look.

I really, really love this thing. I mean I really love this fucking thing.

This is mainly to see who else loves it and how much they'd be willing to pay to love it *closer*

Current offers go here:
B.M.O.C. (still doesn't have it, it's been a while, dafuq bro)

(no longer a c/o since he sold it, but still, gotta beat this) What's in the Portal 2 Soundtrack Box? plus sweets (this is pretty badass, if BMOC doesn't speak up, I'll probably take this awesome shit)

Strange Hunstman
Promos > keys > games > maybe Paypal (I don't trust it though)


I'M GONNA WRECK IT

Offer here and don't add me.

The Dragonborn is my all-time favourite hat.

Fuck your overpriced Team Captains and other shit.

So don't bother offering a single bud.

The After Eight won't go for less than 1.5 keys.

The #26 (level 13) Aspect won't go for less than 13 keys.

1:1 for a clean Brown Bomber only

Alrighty so originally I was going to collect Genuine Righteous Bisons and After Eight paint cans, but both of those items are pretty damn expensive for somebody with a limited income so I'd like to sell them off and start collecting Gibuseseses!
Preferably painted!
Don't expect me to pay a whole ton extra for your paint though, Gibuseseses are still being bought at one refined metal and the most I'll feel comfortable paying extra-- well I'm actually not too sure. It'll depend on how much I like you.

Gibuseseses bought: 22

Add me if you've got a normal Gibus and are willing to sell it for one refined, otherwise leave an offer.

(let's see how many of you can read AND follow directions)


CATCH A RIIIDE!

Offers go here.
Don't add me, blah blah blah.

Catch rides here.

Alrighty so originally I was going to collect Genuine Righteous Bisons and After Eight paint cans, but both of those items are pretty damn expensive for somebody with a limited income so I'd like to sell them off and start collecting Gibuseseses!
Preferably painted!
Don't expect me to pay a whole ton extra for your paint though, Gibuseseses are still being bought at one refined metal and the most I'll feel comfortable paying extra-- well I'm actually not too sure. It'll depend on how much I like you.

Gibuseseses bought: 18

Add me if you've got a normal Gibus and are willing to sell it for one refined, otherwise leave an offer.

(let's see how many of you can read AND follow directions)


CATCH A RIIIDE!

Alright, kiddies, now this is the big one.

Scooter's sellin' EVERYTHANG
(except the After Eight and Genuine Righteous Bisons unless you are willing to pay more than double)

I'm willing to negotiate a little, and I might even offer a slight discount if you buy in bulk.
(That means I like you)

So go ahead, take a look, and shoot ol' Scooter an offer!

Also, I'm not only selling what you see on display! Please look in my backpack!

CATCH A RIIIDE!



Rude folk who ain't got no common decency:
Mentosman321

I don't have the $30 to buy this, but I'm more than happy to work out a deal with a kind soul here.

I have 9 keys, 6 cans of After Eight, and 3 Genuine Righteous Bisons.

I'd like to upgrade my Planets One-Man Army to a Planets Dragonborn.
I can add up to 29 keys (as of this posting 10/15/12 2:38 p.m.)

Alright, kiddies, now this is the big one.

Scooter's sellin' EVERYTHANG
(except the After Eight and Genuine Righteous Bisons unless you are willing to pay more than double)

I'm willing to negotiate a little, and I might even offer a slight discount if you buy in bulk.
(That means I like you)

So go ahead, take a look, and shoot ol' Scooter an offer!

Also, since I sold everything in the last trade box-thing-display, I thought I'd make a new one and add that I'm not only selling what you see on display!

CATCH A RIIIDE!



Rude folk who ain't got no common decency:
Mentosman321

I'm willing to pay 3-4 keys for the DLC

I have one B.M.O.C. one Strange Botkiller Rocket Launcher, and eighteen keys.
I also have some other somewhat-valuable items in my backpack.
Lets see some offers!

Current offers:

Orbiting Planets One Man Army + ~keys~ for B.M.O.C.

Smoking Big Chief (level 42) for B.M.O.C. + 14 keys

I mean offers. As in on this page. Don't add me; I fucking hate when one of you adds me and has NOTHING worth my time.

Force-A-Nature: BOUGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER
Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol: GOT THAT BITCH, TOO
Atomizer: AND THIS NIGGA HERE!
Leave a comment here.

Do NOT add me unless you're giving me the weapon for free.

Alright, kiddies, now this is the big one.

Scooter's sellin' EVERYTHANG
(except the After Eight and Genuine Righteous Bisons unless you are willing to pay more than double)

I'm willing to negotiate a little, and I might even offer a slight discount if you buy in bulk.
(That means I like you)

So go ahead, take a look, and shoot ol' Scooter an offer!

CATCH A RIIIDE!



Rude folk who ain't got no common decency:
Mentosman321

Schadenfruede: 4 refined

Horseless Headless Horseman's Headtaker: Sold, 2 keys.

Strange Minigun: 3 keys - Sold.

Strange Stickybomb Launcher: 1.33 refined

Strange Tribalman's Shiv: 1 reclaimed

Strange Market Gardener: 1 reclaimed

Strange Axtinguisher: 1 refined

Strange Brass Beast: 1 reclaimed - Sold.

Do not add me instead of offering here.
At the very least, make an offer then add me. Chances are I'll shoot you down though if your offer is less than what I've posted.
Prices are mildly negotiable.

Morons who can't read:
SlowJoe

1:1 since both are $20