Zesty_Jesus
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various strange factory new weapons
black box- around 150
medigun- around 150
red rock roscoe- around 250 sold for 180 keys
freedom- around 70
neo tokyo- around 20
iron bomber- around 90
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various unusual weapons, taking offers
pizza sticky- around 250
turbine- around 400
neo tokyo- around 110
detonator- around 60
minigun- around 150
add me or send a trade offer
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lookin to swap, add me to discuss
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Taking offers. Add me to discuss further.
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what is trading I don't even know anymore
taking offers of all kinds
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lol who uses this place anymore
taking offers of all kinds
i want an unusual factory new neo-tokyo war paint
i want an unusual factory new neo-tokyo war paint
cash offers preferred, item offers are welcome

Please no unusual taunts or low craft number items. I do not want them.
Cash offers preferred, item offers welcomne

No taunts or low craft numbers please, I do not want them
60 keys
150 keys
80 keys
100 keys
200 keys
300 keys (500 USD on marketplace)
90 keys
60 keys

more in unusual offers, cash offers welcome
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Yeah uh I'll take 8,000 keys
Open for offers
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250 keys for the sticky
200 for the grenade
180 USD on Marketplace for the shotty
180 USD on marketplace for the flamethrower
Discounts for cash, Not big, but discounts nonetheless.
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Taking offers on these Strange Summer Shades w/ Rotten Orange Footprints
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Flamethrower- 300
Capo's- 80
Tyrolean- 190
Firewall- 80
Shako- 120
Pillar- 130
These are pure prices. More in items. Discounts for cash.
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I own every skin in the game. Yes, all of them. All factory new. If it isn't factory new, it's unusual.

I'm willing to part with my full collection of factory new skins for a good offer, of any kind.

Selling only as a collection. If you aren't interested in the unusuals, I have their factory new variants elsewhere and can get them.
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Cash and key offers only.
Discounts for cash. Not big, but discounts nonetheless.
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Cash or key offers only
200
80
95
80
375
150
400
150
in keys
no item offers other than pure/items i like
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paying 20 keys for an unusual factory new isotope/energy orb low profile
Bucket Hat- 200
Baron- 95
Shotgun- 250
Rifle- 150
HWNN- 375
Sticky- 300
Pistol- 60
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Crone's Dome- 130 keys
Hound Dog- 38 keys
Mountain Cap-80 keys
Firewall Helm- 70 keys
HWNN- 375 keys (other one is in a marked backpack, have fun with that)
Outta' Sight- 200 keys

More in items offers. Pure preferred. Unusual and factory new TF2 skin offers welcome.
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Pink Elephant- 300 keys
Red Bear- 250 keys
Flash Fryer- 150 keys
Pistol- 60 keys
Rifle-130 keys

Pure/cash offers only.
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Pink Elephant- 300 keys
Red Bear- 250 keys
Flash Fryer- 150 keys
Pistol- 60 keys

Pure/cash offers only.
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Sticky-300 keys
HWNN-375 keys
Helm-80 keys
Fryer-150 keys
Shotty-225+ keys
Pistol-60ish keys
Dog- 35 keys

item and cash offers welcome and all that jazz
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I want an Isotope or Hot Warhawk grenade launcher
HWNN-375 keys
Helm-80 keys
Field Practice-240 keys (yes)
Fryer-150 keys
Shotty-225+ keys
Pistol-60ish keys
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Taking offers on everything.
I don't know anymore if its cool I'll trade for it.
Cash or keys preferred.
Taking item offers. I want an unusual Field Practice.
Cash or keys preferred.
Taking item offers.
Grenade launcher sold w/ Beams mountain cap for a GE Field Practice.
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Looking for a downgrade.
Add me or send an offer.
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Oh hey this is cool
49.99 and 80 USD respectively
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Cash or key offers only
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Quicksell
85 keys
Chiroptera Venenata HWNN-literally 600 keys
Hound Dog- 40 keys
Mountain Cap-100 keys
Grenade Launcher-350 keys
Sticky-350 keys
Shotgun-220 keys
Outta' Sight-200 keys
Pistol- 60 keys

Only pure from now on.
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Beams Mountain Cap-85 keys (100 in items I like)
Ghosts Flamenco-100 keys (110 in items I like)
Isotope Sandstone Special (Pro KS, Field-Tested)-60 keys
HWNN w/ Footprints spell-400 keys
Previous offers: Poisoned Shadows Beak (would have accepted this, retracted offer before I could get to it)

Ghosts Hound Dog-40 Keys
Outta Sight (1 of 1 forever)-150 keys
Pro KS Cool Rainbow Grenade Launcher [Field Tested-350 keys
Pro KS Isotope Pink Elephant [Factory New, 1 of 1]-350 keys
Pro KS Hot Red Bear Shotgun [Field-Tested]-220 Keys

Item offers near my b/o's. No 2016 Unusual Effects or Taunts.
Discounts via mp.tf
I want an unusual Red Rock Roscoe.
Easily sold CSGO items welcome as well
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Beams Mountain Cap (only one on market)-85 keys (100 in items I like)
Condor Cap (1 of 1 forever)-traded for an Isotope Field Tested Sandstone Special
Ghosts Flamenco-100 keys (110 in items I like)

Pure preferred. Really preferred.
No 2016 Effects or Taunts
Discounts via mp.tf
I'm interested in high tier unusual weapons
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Pure or offers around my B/O's. No 2016 Effects or Taunts, PLEASE.
Willing to use Marketplace.tf (with significant discounts for you!)

Cool Rainbow Grenade Launcher [Field-Tested]-375 USD on Marketplace

Isotope Pink Elephant Stickybomb Launcher [Factory New]-350 keys (1 of 1)
[Unusual Assassin Grade, bought from unboxer, extremely rare]- Mainly looking for offers, or on Marketplace.tf for 450 USD

Isotope Red Bear Shotgun [Field-Tested]-Sold for 140 pure and ~10 keys sweets

Ghosts Hound Dog-40 keys

Chiroptera Venenata Outta' Sight-150 keys
[1 of 1 forever, short and clean history]-would really like to trade for another cool demo unusual of equal value. This is the only item I'm NOT willing to sell via marketplace.tf
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400 Keys.
Has Bruised Footprints Spell.
Clean.
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300 USD on Marketplace.tf or offers.
Currently on Marketplace.
All 4 Contract Completion Collections, in factory new condition.
Unusual offers welcome.
HWNN/Unusual weapon offers preferred
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Pure or offers around my B/O's. No 2016 Effects or Taunts, PLEASE.
Willing to use Marketplace.tf (with significant discounts for you!)

Chiroptera Venenata Outta' Sight-150 keys
[1 of 1 forever, short and clean history]-would really like to trade for another cool demo unusual of equal value. This is the only item I'm NOT willing to sell via marketplace.tf

Cool Rainbow Grenade Launcher [Field-Tested]-350 keys-Looking to downgrade to an unusual fac-new warhawk 'nade or via Marketplace.tf for around 400 USD
[Unusual Elite Grade, ultra rare]

Isotope Pink Elephant Stickybomb Launcher [Factory New]-350 keys (1 of 1)
[Unusual Assassin Grade, bought from unboxer, extremely rare]- Mainly looking for offers, or on Marketplace.tf for 450 USD

Isotope Red Bear Shotgun [Field-Tested]-200 keys
[Unusual Assassin Grade, Multi-Class, extremely rare]- or on Marketplace.tf for 350 USD

Fresh trade because new toy



I love collecting rare unusual weapons!

I picked up the Isotope Red Bear Shotgun for the Cool Factory New Sweet Dreams Stickybomb Launcher. I love this thing, and it looks stellar in-game.

The Pink Elephant proves itself as one of the most beautiful unusual weapons in game. Any unusual weapon with the pink/green contrast looks amazing, and considering this one is factory new, the combo is perfection.

The Rainbow Grenade launcher, as an unusual elite grade weapon, is merely a status symbol. Like walking into the room with your crisp Hugo Boss genuine wool suit. Primo.

Yes I like Eva
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Cool Rainbow Grenade Launcher [Field-Tested]-350 keys
[Unusual Elite Grade, ultra rare]

Cool Sweet Dreams Stickybomb Launcher [Factory New]--traded for the Isotope Red Bear Shotgun [FT]

Isotope Pink Elephant Stickybomb Launcher [Factory New]-350 keys (1 of 1)
[Short history, bought from unboxer, extremely rare]

Chiroptera Venenata Outta' Sight-150 keys
[1 of 1 forever, essentially, short and clean history]

Pure or offers around my B/O's. No 2016 Effects or Taunts, PLEASE.
I am interested in Heavy and Engy unusuals, though. Also unusual shotguns.

Additional bullshit you can ignore if you want, just my reasoning for my prices:

My collection of rare unusual weapons increased again with the addition of the Pink Elephant! I love this thing-it looks amazing in game (green and pink contrast so nicely). I got it from the owner via as SCM quicksell, he even added me later on for an additional "enjoy the item" comment. Real nice guy. Asking for 350 keys- again by my opinion that factory new is worth at least twice the most expensive wear tier below (for this wear/effect combo, minimal wear sellers are looking for 150-170) (also looks way nicer than the Sweet Dreams, although based solely on my opinion). Also 1 of 1 across all types (no strange version exists).

The Rainbow was a heavily anticipated purchase for a while. Ever since BgMaC threw up his elite unusuals for sale, I had my eyes on one of the two Rainbows he was selling. He opted to quicksell them on Marketplace.tf, and I happily nabbed the Cool Rainbow. He kept dropping his price, and could have easily gotten 350 keys out of it (hence my price for it now, lower than his original buyout of 500 keys, which was a bit too steep for a field-tested item). Only elite grade unusual are worth investing in if they are not factory new (just by the rareness factor alone). My advice is to ONLY invest in factory new unusuals, since selling anything other often turns into a nightmare. I believe this item is 1 of 2, though the other owner remains elusive despite my best efforts in searching without any form of premium search tools....

The Outta Sight is the one I have owned the longest, about a year now. While not my favorite effect, it is definitely my favorite Demoman hat. How I came across this fine item still annoys me to this day, since it was based on my lack of trading/valuing experience. I unboxed a Circling Peace KE, and traded it for the 1 of 1 Arcana War Pig (with the seller now looking for 600 keys, last I checked). I then stupidly traded that for a strange unusual Spark of Life (Minimal Wear, Energy Orb, which looked like dogshit). I desperately wanted to get rid of it before I hemorrhaged any more value, so I grabbed the Outta Sight from its owner for it. Badaboom. I want 150.
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My [nearly] endgame set.

Cool Rainbow Grenade Launcher [Field-Tested]-350 keys
Cool Sweet Dreams Stickybomb Launcher [Factory New]-200 keys [way more in items]
Chiroptera Venenata Outta' Sight-150 keys

Pure or offers. No 2016 Effects or Taunts, PLEASE
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Demo Soul with a 45 key footprints spell.

10 keys takes it
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130 keys-Sold for 230 USD via Paypal.
310 keys [1 of 1, good luck buying the strange version of this]

Pure or offers. No 2016 effects.

Pure offers may expect to pay less than buyouts.
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Selling my Demo set
Outta Sight-150
Grenade Launcher [Field-Tested]-70 keys (QS) PURE ONLY (considering a hot one sold for 50 in a quicksell, 70 is reasonable)
Stickybomb Launcher [Factory New]-100 keys (QS-22% off the fucking quicksell price on bible.tf) PURE ONLY


Pure preferred. Really preferred.
No 2016 Unusuals unless its a HWNN.
Overpay required for items I dislike.

Rule #1, the only rule when trading with me: Don't insult me by not agreeing with my prices.
i.e. "I don't value it that high."
Tough, its what I'm selling it for.
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60 keys
No 2016 unusuals unless its a HWNN
Very interested in RA/AF/GBH/Time Warp Ze Goggles/High Tier Ze Goggles (Scorching, Beams, etc)
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Cool Factory New Sweet Dreams Stickybomb Launcher [Pro KS, Team Shine]

200 keys, or similar amount in unusual offers [on mp.tf]

Looks like carrying a bowl of ice cream around in game.

Ice cream treats in the form of incendiary devices.
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alright, this hurts
200 keys for the pair
this is a quicksell, so nothing else BUT PURE