Future Sandwich
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Dooont Play Caarrrrrddssss with... SATAN
He will deal you an awful hand...

The other impalers are normal on the market, for some reason mine is glitched and it goes around the waist, with my flair, funny, its almost like Satan did it or something. Also the flair was a gift, one of two, myself and CARPET SATAN JOHNSON: https://www...BMd260

I also did a comic for that, its in the video details if you check it out. I also added it to the attachments.
Now, I cant sell you my Lan Medal from FLORIDA LAN 2015, I mean i wouldnt sell it if i could anyways, that shit is awesome, that event was awesome, video games!!! but really, if you want the set, i mean, if you realllllly want it, leave some offers. ill hook you up with some strange bones, im keepin mine. youll get the cape, its like 8 bucks alone. Also the flair, the super awesome rare one of two satan flair made by the left hand of the devil.

If you are wondering who's the right hand, well you clearly don't know who you are trading with. I run the Quick and the Dead TF2 Lan that's happening in summer 2018.

As for the trade itself, well, with the glitched effect bein around the torso on soldier, with the flair and them skulls its a pretty badass themed set, the hat itself is themed: https://www...3yGjmQ

Someone also said cup head players would like this hat. I agree.

Now yes, you can get this hat, the normal version for 30-40 dollars on the market. I actually think you lads should go and buy them. No one really realized the theme with this one, I guess I just listen to too much music. But probably when they are bought up, I think there is 2 maybe 3 of them besides this one, the price will go up, so it might not be a bad investment. If anything, I personally think theme is on par with peace sign stash, or perhaps a cards stash.

if you wanna see the set in game just leave a comment and add me. please don't leave trading shit on my profile, I usually handle more important stuff on that. So don't be upset if I delete your comment. I mean shit, I did get nominated for a community weapon afterall.

If I get a neat offer on a unusual rack that I can wear with my kritz kast podcast hat (that I got for doing the poster for florida lan 2 and 3, also attatched) I would be all for that. but yea leave offers bellow.
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just looking for some unusual offers for the entire trade. make offers bellow and please don't add me unless we talked about it here.
Hello I am selling my steam account.

Aside from TF2 there is Zeno Clash 2 & Armikrog, L4D2, Half Life (including episode 2) Counter Strike, Quake Live and whatever else I cant remember in my library. My steam profile is leveled up to 30 and there is a lot of trading cards to keep that going along with steam backgrounds and all that other assorted stuffs. I'll most likely take down my steam artwork and other personal stuff and leave the entire thing to you to have fun with.

TF2 Wise, well, lets get into it. Honestly, my account would be a great gift for anyone or for themselves. The account has already a wonderful rocket launcher with over 100k kills (legitimate as well thanks to my long hours in mge) plus a scatter gun on the verge of 10k. As well as a festive skinned shotgun that's reaching the same closure.

Then we come to the vintage lo-fi long wave that I know people are trying to get right now because for the last week I've heard nothing about the quizzes and all that jazz (I got it via other methods do to my work in the community) .

With that is also a piece of flair custom made by none other then Carpet "Satan" Johnson. The demon flair. Its pretty damn badass and looks flawless with Florida Lan Participant Badge (aka Flan). Only me, Carpet and one other has this piece of "art" so you are pretty much on a very defined path of individuality.

Then comes to the medals. And man, there is a lot of them. This shit will be fun for you when you run amok in a casual or comp match. You will get some attention and then some... We got a steel 6's medal that was actually from the season the team I was on that went undefeated and is in any other form essentially a "1st place medal" but darnit they wont give me that due to how they hand out the things. Next is a Gold 3rd Place HL Medal, then a 3rd Place Plat Medal. There is also an assortment of regular plat and gold medals from different HL and 6's seasons that didn't get placements. (also mentioned before the Florida lan badge) and after this final season Im gunna end up with another two plat badges most likely.

and on top of that I got a 300 to 400 something steam group that could be used for streaming on twitch. that's a huge thing, and should be noted. This could really get an up and coming player noticed quickly.

Now aside from the other cosmetics and stranges, metal, scrap, I believe I do have a Collectors Blackbox and a pair of buds in that BP as well.

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SO! That's a lot of things. I figure that this steam account could be used for a lotta things and be great for a up and comin comp tf2 player, or a collector of sorts. I'm most likely gunna see what offers are listed as time goes on but I would prefer to just take a one shot unusual for everything. So like, maybe a burning soldier hat? or scorching? a ghosts kabuto would be rad. I could do that. I'll post some hats I'm looking for offer wise, I'm all for soldier, unless its all class or like a mercs Mohawk. those are sick.

that's it. leave some offers. also 7 years on the account. This could really set someone up. And for me honestly I just wanna go on my alt and pub and have fun and goof around and all that jazz, its been a fun ride but I figure this account could honestly establish someone.

https://www...rTRPek
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Hello I am selling my steam account.

Aside from TF2 there is Zeno Clash 2 & Armikrog, L4D2, Half Life (including episode 2) Counter Strike, Quake Live and whatever else I cant remember in my library. My steam profile is leveled up to 30 and there is a lot of trading cards to keep that going along with steam backgrounds and all that other assorted stuffs. I'll most likely take down my steam artwork and other personal stuff and leave the entire thing to you to have fun with.

TF2 Wise, well, lets get into it. Honestly, my account would be a great gift for anyone or for themselves. The account has already a wonderful rocket launcher with over 100k kills (legitimate as well thanks to my long hours in mge) plus a scatter gun on the verge of 10k. As well as a festive skinned shotgun that's reaching the same closure.

Then we come to the vintage lo-fi long wave that I know people are trying to get right now because for the last week I've heard nothing about the quizzes and all that jazz (I got it via other methods do to my work in the community) .

With that is also a piece of flair custom made by none other then Carpet "Satan" Johnson. The demon flair. Its pretty damn badass and looks flawless with Florida Lan Participant Badge (aka Flan). Only me, Carpet and one other has this piece of "art" so you are pretty much on a very defined path of individuality.

Then comes to the medals. And man, there is a lot of them. This shit will be fun for you when you run amok in a casual or comp match. You will get some attention and then some... We got a steel 6's medal that was actually from the season the team I was on that went undefeated and is in any other form essentially a "1st place medal" but darnit they wont give me that due to how they hand out the things. Next is a Gold 3rd Place HL Medal, then a 3rd Place Plat Medal. There is also an assortment of regular plat and gold medals from different HL and 6's seasons that didn't get placements. (also mentioned before the Florida lan badge) and after this final season Im gunna end up with another two plat badges most likely.

and on top of that I got a 300 to 400 something steam group that could be used for streaming on twitch. that's a huge thing, and should be noted. This could really get an up and coming player noticed quickly.

Now aside from the other cosmetics and stranges, metal, scrap, I believe I do have a Collectors Blackbox and a pair of buds in that BP as well.

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SO! That's a lot of things. I figure that this steam account could be used for a lotta things and be great for a up and comin comp tf2 player, or a collector of sorts. I'm most likely gunna see what offers are listed as time goes on but I would prefer to just take a one shot unusual for everything. So like, maybe a burning soldier hat? or scorching? a ghosts kabuto would be rad. I could do that. I'll post some hats I'm looking for offer wise, I'm all for soldier, unless its all class or like a mercs Mohawk. those are sick.

that's it. leave some offers. also 7 years on the account. This could really set someone up.
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I'm looking for a black voodoo juju. Im also taking offers on everything.
so for my festive brain candy strange rocket launcher I'm looking for a strange warhawk rocket launcher from the tough break update. leave offers here.
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the hellfire pot is worth 73 keys: http://backpack.tf/stats/Unusual/Stainless%20Pot/Tradable/Craftable/78
max is like 23 or 24

so totally budget is like 97 in value and Im really only lookin for soldier offers
if its not soldier, probably gunna have to offer something worth a little more, Idk if I take it even if that was the case.

dont add me unless we talked here, and if I tell you no, I mean no. dont keep posting over and over and add me and then continue posting (example a. mattsi4) or i'm going to block and report you.
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one for one, lets see some offers.
looking for some soldier unusual offers, I got 50 keys as well.
look at this fucking evil ass set, so fucking brootal
im not wanting to sell anything of it, but i mean, offers are offers and considering the following...

impaler is themed, yea its gifted, but who fucking cares I dont see anyone else selling on on here right now, also its got the burning footstep spell (you mix that with the zombie soldier reskin for Halloween and my Satan flair, you are fucking pure evil on some halloween 2fort, turbine servers out there man)

the flare is honestly personal for me, and its 1 of 2 designed by the all mighty carpet fucking satan johnson. you dont know who that is? cmon man. all the more reason its going to be a bitch to split this set from me

that rocket launcher, well, honestly, i probably wont part with that, look at them damn stats, try and say its farmed, when can mge about it B)

collectors blackbox, one the text is the fucking color of satans very own cock, probably going to rename it satans right hand

shotgun is well just strange festive, probably easier to part with that with a set sale

zombie reskin and skull of course included, but that medal is for florida lan, its not really tradable, but damn its perfect with this set, BUT YOU WISH YOU GOT ONE MWHAHAHA (looks like outpost hasnt updated this years yet, go to my steam page to see what it looks like or click on it here)

no buyout, like i said, i dont really want to part with this, so offers better be realistic, and dont post some stupid bp.tf based offer like you didnt read any of this to begin with
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soldier unusual offers
please dont add me to offer unless we discussed something here
10 keys.
Looking for a professional blackbox kit for my quickfix. something satanic looking, like my quickfix.
leave offers here, please dont add me.
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2 buds flat add me
history is cleaner then my drug test
phishing attempts: 5
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10 buds pure, Unusual Offers require at least 2 buds overpay.

only two in game, only one on the market. best orbiting effect/version of bats in game (not to mention its discontinued, meaning no more of these guys). history is low, and it might stay that way if I dont find something I like.

I don't want any Steel Pot downgrades, only thing up to par with this guy is burning and scorching, I've already had a scorching and honestly I prefer this.

offer away, I will take other offers from different classes into consideration, but it depends on the offer.
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if you want to buy this guy with pure, its an easy 6 buds
however I am taking unusual offers within a 7 bud price range.
if you have pure, feel free to add me.
keep all offers here
any of the two hats mixed with pure
thats it, i'm not really interested in much else unless its really something sweet.
dont add me unless you post here first.
signed by the creator
offer away
really just wanting pure for upgrades
any pure offers bellow 7 buds is an automatic no
if you really want to offer unusuals, its gotta be at least 9 buds in overpay and I'm honestly only interested in soldier.

if I hide your offer, its a polite no.
post here first before adding me, otherwise i most likely wont accept.
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1 of 1 and it looks pretty damn fine.

10 Buds Pure B/O
12+ in unusual offers
dont add me unless we are talking pure.
Looking for a low-tier Soldier Unusual with a good effect. Old Effects>New Effects
(most be overpay if you wanna offer something with a new effect).

if I hide your offer its just a polite nty
need to sell this fast

3 buds and 2 bills, lowest on market.
can work with keys, add me to discuss.
edit: need to sell this fast

3 buds and 2 bills, lowest on market.
can work with keys, add me to discuss.
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woah wow wooo
i got a electro static full metal drill hat for trade, clean with a decent history.
looking for soldier unusual offers preferably in the 5 bud range (NOT B/O, I'm talkin BP high end prices)
pure offers are cool, try to keep to the mid 4.7 range or higher, anything bellow is not worth it for me.

I like this hat, the paint makes the texture the same as the battalions backup, with similar robotic details.
I'm honestly in no rush to sell it, so leave all offers here. I'd appreciate it if no one added me. I'm online like 80% of the time.

If I hide your offer, it just means I'm not interested or the price of the hat is bellow 5 buds.
happy trading!
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heyo pals. looking for some interesting soldier unusual offers for this bad boy.
1v1 mostly, I dont want to do some trade with a handful of downgrades.
the hat is unpriced on bp, the effect fits the hat perfectly if you are familiar with the set it belongs too.
its easily a direct upgrade to circling heart, a hat with a regular b/o of 3 to 5 buds.

on top of ALL that, the hat is clean as balls. actually, its the cleanest on the market.
even if you trade for this, it will STILL be the cleanest on the market!
so lets see some cool offers, I dont want anyone adding me.
if I dig the hat, I wont hide your post. however, anything under 4 buds is an automatic hide.

B)
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taking offers on my searing plasma kabuto.
pure b/o is 4 (keys or buds mixed is fine)
unusual offers: soldier only, must be at least valued 5 pure.

dont add me unless you post here first saying you are paying my pure b/o
OTHERS WILL BE BLOCKED.

I am in no hurry to sell this.

C/O
4 buds in keys (waiting on the rest of the keys) -PeatEar

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3 bud b/o soldier unusuals will be an automatic no. if you think I would trade this kabuto for your random 3 bud effect/hat, then you are crazy. I'm down with a fair trade with another decent looking hat, but direct downgrades that dont even look as good are not getting you this hat.
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selling both hats as a combo, I really dig it, dont see it much.
no real b/o, but if I see a cool soldier unusual offer I might take it.
not selling separately.

screenshot: http://puu...gH.png
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one bud!
simple as that, nothing else. add me if i'm online if you want it.
history is short and clean, so its an easy trade.
taking some offers on the hat combo
looks pretty cool, pretty happy keeping it so no real b/o available.
soldier unusual offers only, thanks!
screen shots uploaded as well.
selling my chieftain for 25 keys
super clean with a short history.
add me only if you are buying this, no unusual offers.
Edit: would 1v1 with a smoking rack.
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looking for a max head, preferably painted a lack of hue.
add me!
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1 of 1 on outpost
set looks pretty sexy.
unusual overpay is expected, pure is preferred.

no b/o
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just throw me some offers.
not interested in other classes other then soldier.
no b/o
Add me if you are interested in anything.
Metal only, any other offers will be an automatic block.
mainly interested in soldier related hats/misc items.
lets see some offers
mainly interested in soldier related hats/misc items.
lets see some offers
mainly interested in soldier related hats/misc items.
lets see some offers
mainly interested in soldier related hats/misc items.
lets see some offers
scrap each.
mainly interested in soldier related hats/misc items.
lets see some offers
7.33 each (metal only)
17 in stock, add me.
Looking to start a small BP collection, going to start off with Soldier Hats/Misc items.
I have 17 keys available and I would be interested in package deals.
Remember, Soldier only.

Feel free to add and chat, if I'm not online I will get back with you shortly.
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Looking for some Soldier Unusual offers for the combination listed above.
I can throw in sweets, I also have some cash on hand.

If I hide your offer its a no thanks.

Bud offers on the original are cool, sheen is yellow with a burning effect.
Just a note: http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15815830 his sold for 100 keys with no professional effects
so I dont want to see any lowballs.
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Well here is my stainless pot. I'm 100% ok with keeping this.
I just wanna have it in case I see an offer I like. There is only two of them.

Any offers in pure under 7 will be hidden.
Any unusual offers under 8 pure will be hidden, if it is not a soldier unusual it will be hidden automatically.

Do not add me or you will be blocked.
Good luck =]
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10 keys only.
add me.
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6 keys
add me if interested.
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1v1
Add me if interested.
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Just looking for a max with brown paint.
Thats it. Not really interested in anything else.
Add me if you are interested.
Hello Duelers of TF2!
Selling Duel Games for 0.66 Each.
Add Me if I'm online.

Stock: 19