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SELLING MY TF2 ITEMS FOR CS GO ITEMS!

I'd prefer Knives, but all offers are welcome.

Knife pref. is in order as shown!

Thanks!
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Offers.

Knives shown are in order of preference priority.

I love Fade, Slaughter and Night.

I despise Forest, Urban, Stained and Case Hardened, and please dear god, no Well Worn or Battle Scarred.

Flip is 100% Mirrored. Inspect in-game for proof.

M4A4 looks MW, Mint Stock. Inspect in-game for proof.

Glock has Galaxy Pattern across both sides and top. Inspect in-game for proof.

Cheers :)
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Hey there!

I'm looking for offers on my CS:GO Items, as well as my PE Yellow Belt, and I am mainly looking for CS:GO item offers, so please keep that in mind when offering.

Obviously, I am looking to upgrade my knife, and can add items or keys if needed, however I will not pay any B/O, so get the idea out of your head. :)

Nevertheless, I will entertain all offers, so fire away!

Thanks, and Happy Trading!
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Alright!

It's been a long time since I've played TF2 now, and due to getting into CS:GO, I've decided to put up my beloved Unusuals for CS:GO offers!

I also have a Miami Nights Executioner which is currently owned by my younger brother, which I can retrieve at any point.

I LOVE FADE, SLAUGHTER AND NIGHT.

The Knives shown are my favourites, so also keep that in mind when offering!

Anyways,

Feel free to offer away, and Happy Trading!
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Fire Away.
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I'm ONLY looking to upgrade my M4A4 | Bullet Rain to a Minimal Wear one, I'll (x) amount of keys of your choice, lowest amount added wins.
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Go ahead!
Offers?
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Up for trade today is a MIAMI NIGHTS EXECUTIONER!
Rumored to be turning misc? Who knows.. Only time will tell!
All I know is, it's bloody gorgeous!

Anyways,
Just looking for offers on this Executioner, and I'm going to set a B/O of 7 down for now.
I'm also looking for other Executioners, and I am willing to Downgrade or Upgrade, just offer down below!

(YES, IT'S MIAMI, BUT THIS HAT GENUINELY DID SURPRISE ME, AND THE EFFECT ISN'T AS SUBTLE AS I HAD PREVIOUSLY BELIEVED, AND WITH MY P.E BELT, IT LOOKS PRETTY DAMN GOOD!)

B/O: 7 Pure / 9 in Unusuals
C/O:

Good luck, and Happy Trading!
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Finally! A gorgeous White Energy Sniper set!

I can't describe how much I love this set. IT'S F*CKING PERFECT.

I AM ALSO SELLING MY WHOLE BACKPACK FOR ~£480 / $800~ OR NEAREST OFFER, PAYPAL. YOU GO FIRST, OR I USE A MIDDLE MAN THAT I CHOOSE ON A SERVER I TRUST. NO NEGOTIATIONS!

PLEASE STOP ADDING ME FOR THE OTHER ITEMS. I'M SELLING THE UNUSUAL SET.
PLEASE STOP ADDING ME FOR THE OTHER ITEMS. I'M SELLING THE UNUSUAL SET.
PLEASE STOP ADDING ME FOR THE OTHER ITEMS. I'M SELLING THE UNUSUAL SET.
PLEASE STOP ADDING ME FOR THE OTHER ITEMS. I'M SELLING THE UNUSUAL SET.
PLEASE STOP ADDING ME FOR THE OTHER ITEMS. I'M SELLING THE UNUSUAL SET.
PLEASE STOP ADDING ME FOR THE OTHER ITEMS. I'M SELLING THE UNUSUAL SET.

Since the Belt has become a misc, they've been going up in price. Don't expect me to sell this cheaply. ;)

For the set I'm wanting 19. And yes, thats in pure.
Mixed I'm thinking around 23~, Unusuals 25+ (FIRST GEN ONLY)

Individually, I want:
8 Pure, 10 Mixed/Unusuals, on the Green Energy Anger.
13 Pure, 13~15 Mixed/Unusuals, on the Purple Energy Belt.
BOTH ARE CLEAN.
NOTE THAT I WILL CONSIDER OFFERS WHICH INCLUDE UNUSUALS, AND I PREFER FIRST GEN EFFECTS.

Go ahead though, offers are welcome. The order in which I prefer:

ALL/MULTI-CLASS > SNIPER > SOLDIER/SCOUT > PYRO

Adhere to that fact when offering.

ALSO, I DO NOT WANT SMOKING, STEAMING, PLANETS, NUTS N BOLTS, DEAD PRESIDENTS, ACES HIGH, MIAMI NIGHTS.

SCREENSHOTS WOO:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245382495
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245382518
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245382538

SO I MET☁TTT☁ STRIFE!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245377357
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245377329

Thanks, and Happy Trading!

https://www...9jdjTU
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Simple? Yeah. Pretty much!

All unusual offers are welcome, but don't offer under 3.5.
I DON'T NEED SNIPER UNUSUALS ATM, NOR DO I LIKE SPY OR ENGI.

YES, IT'S LEVEL 1, BUT IT'S CLEAN, SO BACK OFF.
Where's my proof, you say? Here, you scumbag;
http://backpack.tf/item/1287520549
See that?
"Origin: Steam Purchase"
STEAM PURCHASE MUTHAFUCKA.


Anyways,
Go ahead, fire some offers this way!
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Finally! A gorgeous White Energy Sniper set!

I can't describe how much I love this set. IT'S F*CKING PERFECT.

Since the Belt has become a misc, they've been going up in price. Don't expect me to sell this cheaply. ;)

For the set, with Max, I'm wanting 17.

Individually, I want:
7 Pure on the Green Energy Anger.
8 Pure on the Purple Energy Belt.
BOTH ARE CLEAN.

Go ahead though, offers are welcome. The order in which I prefer:

ALL/MULTI-CLASS > SNIPER > SOLDIER/SCOUT > PYRO

Adhere to that fact when offering.

ALSO, I DO NOT WANT SMOKING, STEAMING, PLANETS, NUTS N BOLTS, DEAD PRESIDENTS, ACES HIGH, MIAMI NIGHTS.

SCREENSHOTS WOO:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245382495
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245382518
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245382538

SO I MET☁TTT☁ STRIFE!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245377357
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=245377329

Thanks, and Happy Trading!
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Alright,

All-Class Unusuals! I want that sh*t!

I'm looking for some mid-to-high tier All Class unusuals offered here!

I have 9 Buds, a CLEAN Level 1 Max Head (Proof on Backpack.tf - http://backpack.tf/id/76561198010954761), and numerous keys.

I'm not looking for Quicksells, but I'm also not going to pay your Buyout.
~Its all down the hat, and whether I like it and the offers it's getting.

Anyways, all offers are welcome, but the order shown above is priority.

CRONE'S DOME > EXECUTIONER > KILLER EXCLUSIVE > MODEST > EVERYTHING ELSE

Like I said, other offers are welcome, but note that all class/multi class offers get priority.

But anyway,

Good luck, and happy trading!


REPLIES WON'T BE INSTANT, SO DON'T GET BUTTHURT AND RANDOM ADD ME IF YOU THINK IT'LL MAKE ME RESPOND FASTER.

I ALSO HATE ROBO HATS AS WELL AS PLANETS, BUBBLING, NUTS, ACES, DEAD PRES, CLOUD 9, MIAMI NIGHTS AND SMOKING/STEAMING. DONT OFFER THEM UNLESS THEYRE FOR UNDER FIVE KEYS.

ALSO, ON TOP OF THAT, MEMORY LEAK AND OVERCLOCKED DISGUST ME, I WONT TOUCH THEM WITH A TEN FOOT BARGE POLE, SO DONT OFFER THEM EITHER. CHRIST.

AND ANOTHER ALSO, I HATE THE COMPANY MAN.
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Selling this painfully clean TF Logo Marauder for 2 pure.

It's that simple.

It's a quicksell.

I'm also accepting offers as well!

Go for it!
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Yes. Okay. I know what you're thinking. "This is another one of those Quicksell Unusual trades."

Well, you're right. So suck it up, and don't expect anywhere near Buyouts.

Unless its a relatively nice hat, with a decent effect, don't expect me to use all my keys up on your mediocre hat.

Also, I'm buying your lame Level 1 or 7 Max Heads for 22 Keys. No more. They're a nightmare to resell, so I don't intend to take any of your "Lol, Max for just over 1 pure? Gtfo scrub" bullsh*t.

So. To sum up.

THIS IS A QUICKSELL TRADE. NOT BUYOUT. I ALSO WANT TO BUY YOUR DISGUSTINGLY DUPED LEVEL 1 AND 7 MAX HEADS.

Thanks <3 xo
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PLEASE, DON'T OFFER ROBO HATS/EFFECTS, I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THEM UNLESS ITS A:
~CRONE'S DOME
~EXECUTIONER
~TEAM FAPTAIN

I'M ALSO NOT SELLING THE MISCS/WEAPONS SEPARATELY. THE UNUSUALS, YES. SO STOP ADDING ME FOR EITHER OF THE FESTIVES OR OTHER ITEMS, JESUS CHRIST.


Hello there!
Up for trade today are my gorgeous Soldier and Sniper Unusuals!

I've put a lot of effort into getting these, so don't expect any of your disgusting quickselling prices!

As you may guess, I'm a sucker for Gold/Yellow effects, and I also love Yellow/White Hats! So keep that in mind before offering your massed flies.

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My Buyout on the Stash: 11 Pure. Anything under 8.5 Pure / 9 in Unusuals will be declined.
[X] God Tier Hat
[X] God Tier Class
[X] High Tier Effect
[X] Retired Hat
[X] 169% Clean

On my Marauder, the Buyout is: 2.5 Pure. Anything under 1.5 Pure will be declined. No questions asked.
[X] Mid Tier Hat
[X] Mid Tier Class
[X] Mid Tier Effect
[X] Yellow as F*ck
[X] 999% Clean
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MASSIVE THANKS TO SHROOMY FOR THE SFM POSTER:

http://shr...549467

ALSO CHECK OUT THE REST OF HIS WORK, HES PRACTICING SFM AND IS A REALLY NICE GUY, SO AY POSTERS YOU WANT MADE, LEAVE A COMMENT ON HIS PROFILE OR WHATEVER.

http://shr...rt.com


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The order in which the class tokens are placed are my sequentially favourite classes, so for all those who don't understand, the preferred unusuals go in this class order: SOLDIER > SNIPER > SCOUT > EVERYTHING ELSE

**I HAVE UP TO 1.5 PURE TO ADD, BUT EXPECT ME TO BE UNDERPAY IF I HAVE TO ADD FOR YOUR HAT.**

I'm not a fan of all class hats, unless its either a CRONE'S DOME or EXECUTIONER.

Ofcourse, any offers are welcome, and I'll entertain them all! So go ahead, drop a respectable offer, and I'll be sure to reply!

Anyways,
You have a wonderful day, and Happy Trading!


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REPOST DUE TO HOLIDAY CAUSING PREVIOUS TRADE TO BE CLOSED

ALSO, PLEASE, STOP OFFERING ROBO HATS/EFFECTS, I WILL NEVER ACCEPT THEM UNLESS ITS A:
~CRONE'S DOME
~EXECUTIONER
~TEAM FAPTAIN


Hello there!
Up for trade today are my gorgeous Soldier and Sniper Unusuals!
It's taken me ages to build up to these hats, but by christ, I've managed to do well so far!

As you may guess, I'm a sucker for Gold/Yellow effects, and I also love Yellow/White Hats! So keep that in mind before offering your massed flies.

Obviously, I am in no rush to sell these, so my buyouts are what I, in my little ginger heart, believe to be what I'd like to turn these into.

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The B/O on the Drill is 9 Pure. It's a god tier hat/class/effect, don't think otherwise.
*For all the nosy buggers checking my hats on Bible.tf, I will not accept those prices as a B/O, as I feel Bible.tf is massively incorrect. LOOK AT THE WARPIG PRICES FOR CHRIST SAKE! Also, I am aware there is an issue on the drill on Bible, but I have no intention of letting this go for anything lower than the c/o shown.

The B/O on the Marauder is 2.5 Pure. The cripplingly short history.. it hurts..
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The order in which the class tokens are placed are my sequentially favourite classes, so for all those who don't understand, the preferred unusuals go in this class order: SOLDIER > SNIPER > SCOUT > EVERYTHING ELSE

I'm not a fan of all class hats, unless its either a CRONE'S DOME or EXECUTIONER.

Ofcourse, any offers are welcome, and I'll entertain them all! So go ahead, drop a respectable offer, and I'll be sure to reply!

SCREENSHOTS OF THE DRILL EXIST ON MY PROFILE: http://steamcommunity.com/id/kabilabobmonster/screenshots/

CURRENT OFFER: 8.5 (Possibly 9) Pure on the Drill

Anyways,
You have a wonderful day, and Happy Trading!
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Simple offers on these basic parts :)
Hey there!
This is a simple Festive Weapon Trade!

Strange Festive Jarate - 15 Keys.
Strange Festive G.R.U - 10 Keys.
Festive Sapper - 5 Keys.
Festive F.A.N - 5 Keys.
Festive Wrangler - 3 Keys.
Festive Flare Gun - 4Keys.
Festive Jarate (4 in stock) - 5 Keys Per Item.
Festive G.R.U - 4 Keys.

Don't agree with these prices? Carry on.

Thanks, and have a great Christmas and New Year!
Happy Trading!
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Hello there!
Up for trade today are my gorgeous Soldier and Sniper Unusuals!
It's taken me ages to build up to these hats, but by christ, I've managed to do well so far!

As you may guess, I'm a sucker for Gold/Yellow effects, and I also love Yellow/White Hats! So keep that in mind before offering your massed flies.

Obviously, I am in no rush to sell these, so my buyouts are what I, in my little ginger heart, believe to be what I'd like to turn these into.

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The B/O on the Drill is 9 Pure. It's a god tier hat/class/effect, don't think otherwise.
*For all the nosy buggers checking my hats on Bible.tf, I will not accept those prices as a B/O, as I feel Bible.tf is massively inccorect. LOOK AT THE WARPIG PRICES FOR CHRIST SAKE! Also, I am aware there is an issue on the drill on Bible, it is apparently from a "Timed Drop" which is entirely incorrect. Check each and every previous owner, no other copy exists!*

The B/O on the Marauder is 2.5 Pure. The cripplingly short history.. it hurts..
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The order in which the class tokens are placed are my sequentially favourite classes, so for all those who don't understand, the preferred unusuals go in this class order: SOLDIER > SNIPER > SCOUT > EVERYTHING ELSE

I'm not a fan of all class hats, unless its either a CRONE'S DOME or EXECUTIONER.

Ofcourse, any offers are welcome, and I'll entertain them all! So go ahead, drop a respectable offer, and I'll be sure to reply!

SCREENSHOTS OF THE DRILL EXIST ON MY PROFILE: http://steamcommunity.com/id/kabilabobmonster/screenshots/

Anyways,
You have a wonderful day, and Happy Trading!
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Up for trade today is my brand new Sniper Hat/Misc Set!
So much bloody Yellow, it hurts!

Okay, so it may not be the most sublime Sniper set in existence, but lets be honest, the best Snipers could care less if they're seen. WHO LIKES CAMPERS ANYWAY?

THIS TRADE IS FOR THE HAT AND MISCS ONLY.

Super short history on the Marauder, and that Veil is not only strange, but also Level 100!

Anyway, so for this hat/misc set, my B/O is 2.5 Pure, so make sure to offer accordingly please.

WHILST YOU'RE HERE, WHY NOT CHECK OUT MY GREEN ENERGY KABUTO TRADE? - http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15760792

Good luck, and Happy Trading!
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Hey there!
Up for trade today are my gorgeous Scout and Soldier Sets. As you can see, they may not be the highest of tier sets, but they make up for that in looks, and their level of understatement.
YES I KNOW THAT SOUNDED GAY, BUT I AIMED IT TO, SINCE EVERY FAGGOT ON OUTPOST SEEMS TO BIG UP THEIR HATS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

ANYWAYS.

SCOUT SET GONE!

Yes, so where was I?
Ah, my trade.
Yes, so today I'm selling my beloved Scout and Soldier Unusuals, which I did put a lot of effort into, as well as time collecting enough pure to buy them, so I have no intention of letting them go for ridiculously low offers.

I did originally have another trade up for my Kabuto, which had relatively acceptable offers, however I somehow managed to close that due to a moment of motor control loss. IT HAPPENS.

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15495321

My B/O on the Kabuto is 9 Pure, 9.5 in Unusuals.
My B/O on the Trilby is 2.5 Pure, 3 in Unusuals.
THEY'RE BUYOUTS, CHILL.

BIBLE.TF LOVERS CAN JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.

I prefer these two classes, ofcourse, and Sniper being the next, followed by that guy who shoots flames out a hosepipe, or whatever.

For those who struggle with basic progressional preference:
ALLCLASS > SCOUT/SOLDIER > SNIPER > FIRE HOSEPIPE GUY > EVERYTHING ELSE

SO,
Leave an offer, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible,
Good luck, and Happy Trading!

QUOTE OF THE CENTURY - Matt729 "2.5 keys? or buds?"
NOTABLE OFFERS:

Chiroptera Venenata Your Worst Nightmare (9-10~) for Kabuto <Steam Chat 'blake.toast'>
Terror-Watt Tyrants for Kabuto *BEST OFFER YET!*
Demonflame Cold Killer for both sets + sweets (currently too much for me to pay)
Both Trilby and Kabuto for Stormy 13th Tyrants + Sweets
Kill-A-Watt Anger
Hellfire Valley Forge (New hat/effect)
Scorching Chieftan's Challenge
Misty Skull Tricorne
Miami Nights Full Metal Drill Hat
Flaming Lantern Soldier's Stash + Sweets

TOO EXPENSIVE A HAT? CHECK OUT MY TF LOGO MARAUDER/STRANGE LEVEL 100 VEIL TRADE! - http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/16495248
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Up for trade today is my brand new Sniper Hat/Misc Set!
So much bloody Yellow, it hurts!

Okay, so it may not be the most sublime Sniper set in existence, but lets be honest, the best Snipers could care less if they're seen. WHO LIKES CAMPERS ANYWAY?

Super short history on the Marauder, and that Veil is not only strange, but also Level 100!

Anyway, so for this hat/misc set, my B/O is 2.5 Pure, so make sure to offer accordingly please.

WHILST YOU'RE HERE, WHY NOT CHECK OUT MY GREEN ENERGY KABUTO TRADE? - http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/15760792

Good luck, and Happy Trading!
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Selling all Haunted quality miscs/hats in my bp, so offer here!
SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO CLOSE THIS TRADE. IT IS IS STILL ACTIVE AND ANOTHER SHALL BE POSTED LATER ON TODAY.

Up for trade today is my brand new Soldier set!

IT'S GORGEOUS.

Honestly, when buying it, I purely purchased it to make a profit, and actually had another trade lined up to chain. But once I equipped it, and sorted out a little set, christ, my mindset changed!
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Anyway, enough story telling, here's what I'd like for this Hat/Misc Set.

My B/O is currently 9 pure, chill, it's a buyout! But still, any offers below 7.5 pure, or 8 in Unusuals, and you're being stupid.
Nonetheless, don't let me stern nature put you off, offer away! I promise to always respond, and let you know my thoughts on the offer!

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I DO NOT LIKE STEAMING/SMOKING/ORB EFFECTS (BESIDES LANTERN). PLEASE DON'T OFFER THEM UNLESS THEY'RE FOR 4 KEYS.
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Since I love this hat dearly, I don't intend on letting it go quickly, unless you're paying my pure B/O, and only on the hat!

But anyway, Good Luck and Happy Trading!
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KABUTO AND MENPO ARE NOW PAINTED WHITE

Screenshots: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=192093426
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=192093564
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=192093449
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=192093467

C/O:
Scorching Chieftan's + Sweets on Kabuto
"bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud bud collext"

Notable Offers:
Terror-Watt Tyrants [Price Unknown] ~ Retracted due to the seller believing "this is stupid trade", whatever that means.
Eerie Orbiting Fire El - Jefe ~ Declined as I'm not a fan of the hat/effect
Miami Nights Belgian Detective ~ Declined due to previous reason
Power Surge Tyrantium and a couple of keys ~ Declined as the prices are heavily unstable
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Up for trade today is my SCORCHING MILKMAN. I love it, especially with this set. (Note that the set is not for sale, only the hat is up for trade here.)

No, I won't talk shit by saying the hat's themed, because it isn't. At all.
But that doesn't mean it doesn't look freaking AWESOME.

I'm looking for around 8~ pure as a B/O, 8.5 in Unusuals, so offer accordingly, and note that I prefer overpay in unusuals. DON'T FEEL SCARED DUE TO MY BUYOUT, IT'S A BUYOUT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

Preferred classes: Scout/Soldier > Sniper > Everything else.

Thanks, and good luck!~

I ALSO CAN ADD TO UPGRADE MY HAT, SO OFFER YOUR HIGH TIER HATS!~

C/O:

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NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE ADDED ME FOR/OFFERED ON OTHER ITEMS, AS OPPOSED TO THE MILKMAN: [1]
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Hey there!~
Up for trade today is my Scorching Milkman!

ONLY THE HAT IS FOR SALE, STOP ADDING ME FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE MILKMAN

High Tier Hat [x]
High/God Tier Effect [x]
High Tier Class [x]

*1 of the 3 Cleanest on Outpost [x] ~ Check every other Scorching Milkman, there's duplicate levels.*

I do love this hat, and set, very much, so bear that in mind when offering.

My BO on the hat is 6.5 Pure. Chill. It's a Buyout.

Anything under 5 Pure will not be considered, and so that's the Minimum Offer Price.

I don't bite, but don't expect me to humor your lowballs.

So yeah! Happy trading, and I look forward to reading your offers!
Good Luck,

The Original Cocktopus xo
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Hey there!

Selling most items on page 5 of my backpack (besides the two top items) and also my Virtual Viewfinder! ~ Offer away!

So check that page out, and let me know if anything interests you.

Cheers!
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Hey there kiddies! Up for trade today is my beautifully named Blizz TC! ~

As well as looking fabulous as a hat alone, these sets I currently have equipped are equally as cute!
As you may be able to tell, I love this hat, but who knows, maybe your offer will blow me away!~

Why not drop an offer below, and as long as its around 6~ pure, I'm bound to at least negotiate!
All offers will be entertained, but not always positively ~ keep that in mind before offering below 4.5~.

Cheers! Have a good one! xoxoxoxox

PREVIOUS TRADE CLOSED DUE TO ME MOVING HOME, AND NOT HAVING INTERNET ACCESS D:

C/O: Scorching Noir - 4.5~
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That's right Ladies and Gentlemen! Here's my lovely Winter-y Soldier Set!

I know what you're all saying, "Omfg, another one, here we go, un-original twat."

Yes, that's exactly what this set is! Besides the fact I'm not calling it a Santa Set, because it has neither the BMOC or All-Father!

LOOK AT IT THOUGH! LOOK AT THAT HAT!

For the Team Captain, I'm looking for around 5 pure and 20 keys (BEARING IN MIND THE MAJORITY OF BLIZZ TCS HAVE A BO OF AROUND 6-8 PURE), so I guess that's my BO!

Ofcourse, like any true gentleman, I'm open to offers! So leave them down below, and I'll get back to you ASAP.

Sadly, I love the other items in this trade also, so if you're looking to buy them, you'll have to overpay by a fair bit!

But like I said, I'm open to all offers, so go on! Leave one below, and who knows? Maybe we can sort something out!

Thanks a bunch! And good luck!

~The Original Cocktopus xo~
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Go on!
BO is 6 Keys!

DID 1:1 FOR A BILLS!
SIMPLE SCRAP PER WEAPON TRADE!

CHECK MY BACKPACK! I HAVE MORE WEPS, AND IF THE ONE YOU WANT ISN'T THERE, I CAN OBTAIN THAT WEAPON FOR YOU, FOR ONLY 1 SCRAP AND 1 RANDOM WEAPON! SIMPLE!

ADD ME!
Simple, offer and buy trade.

Leave an offer here, and I'll add you if I like it. Or if you're paying the max price on Backpack.tf, add me as well. Note that paints will affect the price, so check my backpack before you offer on those.

I ONLY WANT PURE KEYS/METAL, UNLESS YOU ARE PAYING MASSIVELY OVERPAY WITH HATS/MISCS/PROMOS. I DON'T WANT A MIXTURE OF STRANGES EITHER, UNLESS THEY'RE FESTIVE STRANGES.

I HAVE OTHER STUFF AS WELL, SO CHECK MY BACKPACK.

http://backpack.tf/id/76561198010954761

Yeah, so good luck and all that :)
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Hey guys! Up for trade today are my lovely Scout and Soldier Unusuals! Both have relatively short histories, and are entirely clean! The other owner of the Jeep Cap, Cybie, has obtained the same hat from Steam Support, meaning this is the original!
Don't believe me? Here's a quote from the user themself!~

"Cybie|Wings: Hey, as original owner and Having recieved a duped from being hijacked I would like to let you guys know that this is indeed the ORIGINAL hat and yes i have been tracking it down ^^ Only I will contain the duped. Therefore for buyers/ collectors you have permission to sell this item."

Still not convinced? Look down at the comment Cybie|Wings made, and realise how paranoid you truly are!

I'm really looking for offers, so no minimum or BO will be set, so offer away!

Cheers, and have a good one!
TheOriginalCocktopus xo
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1 OF 1 ON OUTPOST. **OTHER TRADE SHOWS THAT I AM THE OWNER OF THE HAT. CHECK IT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.** DON'T SPAM ME WITH ALL YOUR SHITTY "BACKPACK.TF IZ SAYIN DIS HAT IZ LYK 2 BUDZ UR PRYZ IZ STOOPID U NERD"

I'm asking for 3.5 Buds on the Jeep Cap. Similar to the only other cap on Outpost. So offer accordingly.

Cheers, and have a good one you beautiful people!
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Selling a bunch of Robo Hats, check my bp :') add me to negotiate a price. Or leave an offer here.
Hey people,

Just really looking for offers on my tree.

Clean, short history, and also Level 1!

Why not throw me an offer anyway, no matter what you offer, I'll be sure to entertain it.

I'll put my BO as 6 Pure just now, and I really don't care if you hate it.

Peaaaace x
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Buying a BMOC, unpainted, 9 keys.

PRICE IS FIRM, SO DON'T ASK FOR 10 OR MORE. THE ONLY OTHER PRICE I WILL ACCEPT IS BELOW 9 TURDBRAINS.

Cheers :)
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That's right, its Themed (possibly the most themed hat out there, in my opinion), but don't dare say to me that my price is unfair, because if you do, you're mentally incapable.

My asking price for pure is 5, and 5.5~6 in unusuals. I won't take anything else straight off, so unless that's what you're paying, don't expect me to take your offer upon adding me.

I'm also open for regular offers, but keep in mind I much prefer promos, in which prices will be consistent with Backpack.tf, so if you really think their prices are unfair, don't bother, and go try and highball your shit somewhere else.
I'd also like to say, on a lighter note, that all respectable offers will be entertained.

I HATE PLANETS, STEAMING, SMOKING, NUTS AND BOLTS, FETTI (BOTH) AND BUBBLING.
I LOVE ENERGY EFFECTS, AND SCORCHING/BURNING IF YOU REALLY WANT TO OFFER THOSE.

Peace :) x
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Hey guys, selling most the regular hats/miscs in my backpack, for high end backpack.tf prices, those on the trade aren't all I have, so check my backpack before offering to see if you like anything in particular.

Note: NOT ALL ITEMS ARE FOR SALE, SINCE I REALLY LIKE MY SETS, SO IF YOU AINT SURE, LEAVE AN OFFER HERE, AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW

And if you're a lazy wasteman, here's the link to backpack.tf, which I will be pricing my items with
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http://backpack.tf/pricelist
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Also, here's my backpack, so you don't have to load my steam profile through the browser,
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http://backpack.tf/id/76561198010954761

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Plus, if you want to offer on my Unusual Tree, IF IT'S THERE, here's a link to that trade

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/9982802

Cheers, and good luuck! Peace! :) x
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Hey guys, looking to do a 2:1 on my tree, for either of the hats shown with g energy, and a similar tier hat with the same effect, or maybe p energy.

I can add keys, but say prices before hand.

And if you'd like to offer on my tree alone, go for it, but pure offers under 4 won't even be entertained.

Add me if I'm online and you'd like to offer, but if I'm not, just leave the offer here.

If you can do the preferred trade shown above, add me and leave a post here saying "added.".

Thanks, and good luck!
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SO THEMED IT HURTS.

Hey guys, just looking simply for offers on this Level 1, Incredibly short history tree, so give us an offer.
All offers are entertained, but massive lowvballs will be reported and hidden.

B/O is around 5 pure, 5.5~6 in unusuals.

P.S, the dipshit "Tygrys" is a known scammer, so really, don't even bother looking at his pathetic trades.
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Selling these cheap~ish Hats and Miscs, so aye.

Prices below the mid backpack.tf prices wont even be considered.

So check there, before you either offer or add me.

LOOK AT THAT CRAFT NUMBER ON THE WAR PIG, YOU DIRTY PIGS.

Cheers :)
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SELL ME STUFF I HAVE 12 KEYS.
Hey guys, looking to buy the hats listed, since I love all class.
Also looking for class hats for Scout and Soldier, but obviously prefer all-class.

NO NUTS AND BOLTS, BUBBLING, SMOKING, STEAMING, PLANETS OR FLIES ON ANYTHING, I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT HAT IT IS.

Why not offer randomly as well~ I may like your offer.

Overpricing your hat will result in a hide, and ONLY ADD ME IF YOU ARE OFFERING ONE OF THE ALL CLASS HATS WITH ANY EFFECT BESIDES THE ONES SHOWN ABOVE.

I currently have around 30 Raw Keys, so I can add towards higher tier hats.

DON'T ASK TO BUY THE BUDS UNLESS YOU ARE PAYING 30 KEYS PER BUD, SO IF YOU DO ASK TO BUY THEM BELOW THAT PRICE, I WILL REPORT YOU.

Leech my trade, and you'll be reported after having your genitals kicked repeatedly.

Have fun, and good luck. :)
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Hey guys, just bought this beautiful Haunted Tree, it's so God-damn crunk.
Obviously, I am willing to part with it if you're willing to pay my B/O of 4Buds, or 2 Max's (NOT LEVEL 1 or 7), or 1 Max's (Same rule applies) and 2 buds,
Also why not offer randomly? Go on! I'll entertain all offers.

If you have a Green Energy Tree, hit me up with an offer if you need me to add, or if you'd like to do 1:1 ADD ME.

Cheers ladies!
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Looking to upgrade my modest to a higher tier effect, post the effect and the amount I need to add, and I'll get back to you!

1 OF 2 ON OUTPOST, AND THE OHTER GUY REALLY CAN'T TRADE AS HE'S CIRCLED THE SAME TWO HATS FOR OVER 2~3 MONTHS NOW. I MEAN C'MON, BI-POLAR MUCH?

Also offer on the modest itself, but nothing under 3 buds will be accepted, and 3.5 in unusuals is minimum.

I am constantly restocking in keys, so don't be afraid to ask for more than I currently have!

Thanks, and happy trading!

P.S I know my hat's a massive slut, but don't add me and expect a reduction in price. She may be used, but that only leads to experience.

Current Highest Offer: 4 Pure, if I add 8keys~ sweets (Steam Chat - ILOVEYOU<3!)

Current Notable Offers:
S.F Rocket Launcher, 1 bud pure, and 4 keys
3 Pure
Misty Skull handle pyro set
Around 3.6 mixed, requested as pure.
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OMFG BEST THEMED HAT EVER, LUCKY SHOT LEVEL 32, JUST LIKE THE LUCKY 32 FROM FALLOUT NEW VEGAS!
LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN ROCKET, ITS LIKE A NUKE. WAIT, THEY'RE A MAIN THEME IN FALLOUT AS WELL?! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
DON'T EXPECT THIS TO GO CHEAP GODDAMNIT!
OFFER NOW!!!!

WAIT A SECOND.. IT'S CRAFTED.. BUT WHERE'S THE CRAFT NUMBER?! WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
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