Nimbusrider
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This user has been banned permanently by sirploko. The reason for this ban is as follows:
Self admitted scammer
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How the bloody hell are you pal?

I am buying keys!
Bought so far: 306
$1.70 for each key! One of the highest rates out there! Don't get ripped off! Choose the best bang for your buck bargain now!

I pay by only PayPal too so keep that in mind!

10 year old profile, over 1000 hours of TF2, hundreds in others, over 250 games in my library and several pages of profile rep along with VIP on TF2 Outpost. Don't trust me? Then don't trade me!

Rules
1. You MUST go first regardless of rep.
2. I will cover ALL fees.
3. Must have a verified PayPal account!
4. Prices are firm! Do not offer me anything lower!

Add me if you're interested. If I'm offline, send me a trade offer with Paypal email address, amount of keys and total value of keys. I'll respond ASAP!

Thanks for your time and take care wherever you are.

I also sell keys! I offer the best rates on the market!
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26911222#p63867346
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Hey there!

I have 108 keys in stock! Add me for I am always replenishing my stock!

$1.80 per key when under 20 keys purchased and $1.75 per key when over 20 keys purchased for regular customers!

Sold so far: 289
$US 1.85 per key! One of the lowest rates out there! See those people selling for $1.90 or $2? FORGET THEM! I can provide you with a much more economically viable option!

Buy 20+ keys at a discount for $US 1.80 each!

Only PayPal please you go first.

10 year old profile, over 1000 hours of TF2, hundreds in others, over 250 games in my library and several pages of profile rep along with VIP on TF2 Outpost. Don't trust me? Then don't trade me!

Paypal Rules:
1. Be polite and patient.
2. You must have verified Paypal.
3. Send payment under "FAMILY AND FRIENDS/GIFT".
5. YOU GO FIRST regardless of rep.
6. In the notes of the paypal you must include the following (copy and paste, then edit text in brackets);
"I, (Your steam name) am using this money to be sent to Nimbusrider for virtual in-game items that I have received and will not chargeback under any circumstances (insert your SteamURL here not the custom one)."

Add me if you're interested. If I am offline, leave a message here and I will get to you ASAP!

Thanks and take care!

I also buy keys! I give the best value deals compared to everyone else!
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26967891#latest
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If you an educated, sharp witted intellect, you will understand how important and glorious the theme is.
Nothing else is required for me to say other than also LEVEL 69!

Add me if interested in buying with pure or money only!
11 keys or $22 USD
Add me if you want to purchase. You go first if paying cash. Don't want to? Then don't trade with me. Look at my profile and you tell me if it's unreliable.

Thank you for your time. That is all.
Hello there fine chaps!

I am selling this unusual. The best unusual in the game! Why I here you ask? Here's why!

✓ Most realistic themed hat in the game!
✓ Doesn't make you stand out to enemy snipers like the fuckwit sunbeam and fire effects!
✓ Even the description say it's the best hat! Surely Valve is correct!
✓ This combo turns a low tier into a god tier effect. How many other effects and hats can do that?!
✓ Makes you a true Australian! The toughest human species there is! Bathe in our glory!
✓ Show off your wealth by under compensating. See those faggots with those so called 'god tier' effects? They're just overcompensating for their tiny dicks! With this hat, you are wealthy yet, under-compensating for your enormous cock!
✓ Start off in rags and end in riches with this beautiful unusual!
Also as clean as a whistle!

There is currently no set buyout but please do NOT LOWBALL! I had to suck a lot of cock to get to here. I have had to work hard and invest wisely to get here. Remember, lowball and your balls are getting snipped off! 

Payment in items requires heavy overpay!

USD>Pure

Accepting offers from 200 keys minimum

Don't trust me for a real life money transaction? Then don't trade me. I have over 1,000 hours of TF2 and even more in other games. 10 year old steam account with an inventory worth thousands. I refuse to go first after numerous scams unless you are in the top10 for most well known traders. If we do use a middleman, you pay all fees and he/she must be one of the top 20 more trusted middlemen.

C/Os:

390 keys - Lord-Zheka (Retracted and bought another cheaper unusual)


Adios mochachos!

Yours sincerely,

Nimbusrider the First 


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Phishers and scammers please successfully scam me or don't even try at all. I feel quite insulted that you're not even trying that hard
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Looking to cash out for either money or pure. Nothing else thanks. All of them have clean histories.

If the trade hasn't been updated for a few days or it takes me a while to respond, probably means I've either been busy or unmotivated to trade. Send me a trade offer if that is the case.

Note that I refuse to go first after numerous scams. I will only go first if you have crazy good rep and that means not only numerous people but well reputed people. Don't trust me? Fine don't trade with me. I have 10 years on Steam, over 1,000 hours of TF2 and over 200 games so if you think I want my high valued Steam account banned for a petty trade then do not trade with me at all.

Your sad, wet, lonely and afraid friend,

Nimbusrider
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Selling buds for only $21 USD each! I am selling below market price as I am not as reputable.

Rules:
Prices are non-negotiable
Cash only
Paypal only
You go first. If you don't trust me then don't trade with me

I attempted to cash our a few months ago but failed. I have 10 years on Steam, over 1,000 hours in TF2 and over 200 games so if that doesn't make me reputable then do not trade with me.

I would also appreciate if you leave a plus one rep on this trade if you do trade with me.
Feel free to add me!
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Selling my backpack again!

Looking for $1,100 USD. More then $250 off the full price!

I refuse to go first after several scams. How you can trust me though? I did not create a steam rep thread for myself but I have nearly 10 years on steam (10 years in February), more then 200 games, over 1000 hours of TF2 with no trade bans or posts against me whatsoever.

Feel free to add me if you want to discuss, purchase and you are not a phisher!
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Hi there.

I'm hanging up my TF2 boots and looking to cash out. My backpack value is currently valued at $1,757 USD. http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561197974352167
I am looking for around $1200 or the best offer.
I will provide gift wrap for everything untradeable.

I regret not gaining any rep over the years but as a sign of my trustworthiness, I have 9 years on, more than 1,000 hours in TF2 and nearly 200 games. Unless you have a major rep page with high distinctions in trading, I will not trade with you unless you go first. Only those with high reputation will I consider going first and/or using a middleman.

Please note I accept Pay Pal only and I will trade everything but the strange scattergun.

Not taking individual offers unless there is massive overpay.

I've had offers of:
$1100
$1230

Have a good day!
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Here it is.

The most themed unusual in the whole universe. Can't get any more themed then this. Unless it happened to be the Rich Cunt Spy set which I sold for to buy this.

It's the most expensive sniper unusual after the Dread Riding Hood and Villan's Veil but seriously, do you want to look like an authentic bloke from 'Straya or a fuck wit going "uga uga uga, give me your cash sheep shagger"?

Hit me up with offers. Lowball and I swear on me mum's life I will rek your cheeky little cunts' liver. This is my end game sniper hat so I beg of you, think before you lowball.

I don't bite and will be the politest asshole you ever meet as long as you make sense when offering. Please note I do not give out free upgrades.

Thanks for your time and may the stars watch over you.
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Tell me how much you want for a chem set that creates a collector's loch n' load.

Highball and I'll murder you.
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All hail Star_, Master of Market Gardening, Ruler Of pl_upwards and the Majestic King of all TF2 Players.

I present to you the Strange Professional Killstreak Scattergun signed by Star_ himself. I don't want to hear you say crap about how this isn't gifted by Star_. Check the first owner here: http://backpack.tf/item/1335114745 . Compare it with the one and only admin of Star's group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/WEAREALLSTARS . Same profile picture and same name.

My previous trade was filled with spam so if you scream "OMG NOT SIGNED BY STER. YOU TROLLING RETARD GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE AND FITE ME IRL" I will destroy you with a torrent of articulated rebuttals and to go kill yourself.

Furthermore, I appreciate the comments of praise people leave behind but please gentlemen and the occasional lady who wonders here, keep it to a minimum. I will abuse you and be a prick if you do.

For now I am taking offers. Anything will do but do not lowball please. I understand that there will be haters who will say how they hate that an item's value increases just because someone has signed it. To those people I say I agree. I simply wish to see what people will offer. I am reluctant to sell this magnificent tool as it is a once in a blue moon opportunity to receive one.

Please add "Ster is love, Ster is life" at the end of your comment if you have read all the notes.

Thanks for your time and may the stars watch over you.
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So my last trade got banned for me calling a Staff Member Stalin which I see as a compliment considering how he managed to push back the Germans with limited resources and still keep his staff united.

Since Stalin is unacceptable, the two moderators are like George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

Onto the trade. This set has a theme. What's the theme?

The Rich Cunt.

No, I don't want to see people saying how it's not a flames unusual. Do I want to look like a fuckwit on fire? Hell no. I want to be the vision of wealth and power while staying classy at the same time. Is Jesus ever depicted on fire? Is any person on fire pictured in a good light? Those on fire are alcoholics, druggies and wife-beaters. Daddy no!

Taking offers on the unusuals separately but not on the other strange items. Also, I sold my first Sunbeams Fedora for 10.5 buds so I am looking for around there. No more, no less.

Please read all these notes before you offer for if you do be someone with Ups Syndrome which is much worse than Downs Syndrome or lowball like someone who's:

Always
Unique
Totally
Intelligent
Sometimes
Mystreious

Then you will face my wrath and the removal of your sacred testes.

Have fun and I won't bite if you offer something that makes sense.
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It's a themed set. What's the theme? The Rich Cunt.

Offer below, no adds.

I've sold a sunbeams fedora for 10.5 pure (Evidence: http://puu...dc.jpg) so offer there or I shall hide your comment after verbally abusing the shit out of you. (Actually I can't since the mods get really buttsore) http://outpost.gg/vo/pki35m.png (I got a 6 hour ban for this. The mod who shall not be named is similar to Stalin. Not Hitler because that is considered socially unacceptable nowadays.)

Also no more compliments please. It just makes my ego inflate and I didn't ask for compliments, only offers. Next time a compliment is offered as of 8:30 am, Saturday the 5th of July, 2014 Greenwich Mean Time, I will reply with "Didn't ask." So please, minimise the spam.

Screenshots:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=275710857
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=275710948
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=275710895
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=275711024
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=275710988
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=275711156
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=275711062
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=275711102
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Offer anything but lowballs
Mostly interested in multiple non cancer unusual offers or mixed offers! Offer anything though other then lowballs.

If it's not in my bp it's on the market.
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I prefer multiple unusual offers and pure offers.

I do not want your lower then my hat offer please though.

Lowball and you're dead to me.
Unusual offers only unless it's good pure.

Lowball and I'll insult the shit out of you and your blood related parents.

Try your best
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Hello everyone!

This freshly unboxed unusual could be yours! Ever wanted to be a Black Pimp? Now you can! Not only is this hat visually pleasing, you can prevent head shots with the sniper distracting electricity! I hear you say "But the Hustler's Hallmark is true pimping hat!" What would you prefer? A cheesy old felt hat or a brand smacking new German originated tartan hat? Plus this hat is one of one in the world!

Please note that I am selling this hat for my friend don't_go_there so it is not in my backpack.

Screenshots
https://dum...CiaEs2
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=236393339
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=236393314
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=236393001


Offer away I don't bite but please, no low balls! I had to suck a lot of dicks to get here I had to pay a lot to get here!

No B/O currently set so offer away!

Thanks for reading and have a fantastic day!
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Offers! :D

BUT NO FUCKING LOWBALLS
Offers BUT LOWBALL AND YOU'RE DEAD CUNT
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Hello,

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Rich Man's Spy.


We have several wonderful items to display your wealth and prosperity. Laugh as you see those plebs masturbate to your glory and get their little sissy clits all wet. 


It contains the following items:


Sunbeams Fancy Fedora
✓ 1st Gen Effect and 1st Gen Hat
✓ God Tier Hat
✓ God Tier Effect
✓ No longer unboxable so it will only increase in price and get rarer and rarer
✓ Sexy as hell
✓ Distracts snipers from shooting you
✓ Shank people staring in awe at your orgasmic unusual

Dead Presidents Le Party Phantom
✓ God Tier Misc
✓ High Tier Effect
✓ Shows off your wealth
✓ Contrasts with the Fedora Perfectly
✓ Be the rich man throwing his money at your worshippers, not the other way around
✓ Refined and classy

Strange Blood Banker
✓ God Tier Spy Misc
✓ Strange
✓ Lets you track how stunning and awesome you truly are
✓ Start off in rags and end in riches. Just like your very own fairytale
✓ Attracts all the gurls. They all want your d.
✓ Creates the business man look with the fedora and along with the Le Party Phantom, sculpts a fine man who attends fancy parties for rich people and picks up the classy gals, not the slutty skanks

Australium Weapons
✓ An awesome butterfly knife
✓ An enchanting golden gun a.k.a the Ambassador
✓ Shank wannabe losers and shoot would-be muggers all the while keeping your cool and looking good at it at the same time
✓ Easy to keep clean and is very sterile

Genuine Ap-Sap
✓ The best looking sapper out there
✓ Has a certified genuine tag on it
✓ Look super wealthy with a robot that not only destroys billion dollar buildings but also can talk to you in a fine British accent

Strange Dead Ringer
✓ Most fancy looking invisible watch on the market
✓ Matches perfectly with the Blood Banker
✓ Chain not included
✓ Prank your friends and parents!

Genuine Shred Alert
✓ Know how to party soft and party hard
✓ Pick up all the doobs with your sick guitar playing
✓ Create a racket to let your enemies know of your arrival 
✓ Always remind your team mates who is alpha

There is currently no set buyout and feel free to offer individually on the unusuals only. However, do not lowball. I had to suck a lot of cock to get to here. I have had to work hard and invest wisely to get here. Remember, lowball and your balls are getting snipped off! 

Fedora C/Os:

Good C/Os: 
Burning Glenngary Bonnet + 3 buds

Power Surge Brown Bomber
Disco Beatdown Cold Killer + 1 buds
Miami Nights Samur-Eye +1 buds
Orbiting Planet Crone's Dome + 3 buds
Sunbeams Le Party Phantom + 1 buds
Radioactive Pot and Purple Energy Marauder Aces Costa Nostra + Ghosts Billycock
Planets sniper set (Your Worst Nightmare - Yellow Belt - Villain's Veil)Aces High Killer Exclusive
Knife Storm Modest Pile of Hats
SOLD FOR 10 BUDS!!! PLEASE OFFER AROUND HERE FOR MY 2ND SUNBEAMS FEDORA

Adios mochachos!

Yours sincerely,

Nimbusrider the First 

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Phishers and scammers please successfully scam me or don't even try at all. I feel quite insulted that you're not even trying that hard
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Tell me how much you're looking for and if I like it, I'll take it.

I prefer if you asked for a price in terms of pure buds. I can always get more
Entertain me with your offers. But don't expect me to pay full B/O unless only one of it exists.

3 buds currently
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Hi there!

Looking for a smexy spy unusual? Well you've come to the right place!

✓ 1st Gen Effect and 1st Gen Hat
✓ God Tier Hat
✓ God Tier Effect
✓ Sexy as hell
✓ Distracts snipers from shooting you
✓ Shank people staring in awe at your orgasmic unusual
Look classy! I mean would you rather look like a fucktard on fire or a spastic trying to be spooky with shitty looking ghost effects? No, you need a classy effect on a classy hat.

Ahem excuse my uncouthness.

So please, offer away! I am currently not setting a buyout so entertain me with your offers but please, no low balls mmmk? I had to humiliate and sell my self out on the street to get to this hat  I had to save and work hard to own this magnificent hat which also happens to be my dream unusual spy hat!

Good C/Os:
Burning Glenngary Bonnet + 3 buds
Power Surge Brown Bomber
Disco Beatdown Cold Killer + 1 buds
Miami Nights Samur-Eye +1 buds
Orbiting Planet Crone's Dome + 3 buds
Sunbeams Le Party Phantom + 1 buds
Radioactive Pot and Purple Energy Marauder
Aces Costa Nostra + Ghosts Billycock
Planets sniper set (Your Worst Nightmare - Yellow Belt - Villain's Veil)
Aces High Killer Exclusive
Knife Storm Modest Pile of Hats

Not a single one of these offers have been under 8 buds so please, offer around this price!!

Thanks for the time and have a great day!

Adieu ami!

Screenshots coming soon to a trade near you!

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For you scammers and phishers out there, please stop insulting me. Either successfully scam me or don't even try at all!
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Hello!

This strange professional kill streak scatter gun is signed by Star_! Don't believe me? Check the original owner's profile!

Star's Outpost Profile: http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/6463 Click on the Steam Profile Link now and compare it to here: http://steamcommunity.com/id/STAR_ It's the exact same.

Read above again to yourself. It is getting tiresome of people being rude and uncivil claiming it is not from Star_. If you cannot check the original owner's profile and trading unusuals, then you have issues. Excuse my discourteous language but I am just getting really weary of ignorant people.

Kill Streak Effect: Flaming
Sheen: Team Shine

Hit me up with offers but I am hesitant to sell this. However, all offers will be read but please do not lowball :P

Top Offers

Scorching flames El Jefe and Nuts n bolts Team Captain

Thanks for your time!
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Selling these dirt cheap! Only 1 scrap each! Add me!
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Offers pls!
B/O: 1 bud and 11 keys

No balls please
Overpay in items please

Offer away!
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Offers above 1.8 buds only please!
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Hey guys!

Look at this little beauty. High tiered new gen effect, robotic variant of a parasite and a name that reminds us of the good old days of Metal Slug arcade machines! It is also level 100!

Looking for offers over 2 buds only!

B/O: 3 buds

Offer away but no low balls thank you!
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Anything!
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Quick selling for one bud!

Add me or send me a trade offer!
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Go ahead and offer but no low balls!!!!!!!

B/O: 2 buds
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Go ahead and offer but no low balls!!!

B/O 1.5 buds
8 keys for a pre wrapped treasure hat. Send me a trade offer if I'm offline!
Offers pls. I only want a few keys
Give me your best offer for both or just one!
Anything!
Hello there!

I am looking for quick sell unusuals so please offer any of unusuals you are looking to quick sell but NOTE! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN CANCER HATS!!! I repeat, I do not want quick sells of any cancer hats! While I will not have a spasm if you do, I would really appreciate it if you did not offer cancers!

Offer away!

I currently have 29 keys.
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1 key for colonel coat!
Hobo hat for 1.33 ref!

I also accept keys as 7 ref!

Add me for a very quick trade!
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Hi all!

This is a Strange Professional Killstreak Scattergun with effect flaming and team sheen. It is also signed by Star_! He has signed very few items.

I am not selling it yet as it is very sentimental to me because a mate gave it to me for my birthday. But I am interested to see what people would offer for it and will consider any good offers .

Thanks for your time!
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Hello there!

I am looking for a professional kill streak (preferably complete but it can be uncompleted) for my scatter gun signed by Star_ :D my ego is big soz! ;D

Any effect and sheen will do! Just tell me the effect and sheen below along with the price. I will look at every single offer!

I would also prefer it if you do not add me as I dislike it when people rage at me for not accepting their requests (probs because I was sleeping!)

Thanks for your time and have a nice day!
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Hi there!

I'm currently looking for offers on these two unusuals. You offer me whatever. If I like the look of it, I may just take it!

If a scorching flames hound dog is offered, I will defiantly take it!

Screenshot for sound 'n sound below!

Thanks for reading and have a lovely night or nice day!
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Hey everyone!

I'm selling these holiday keys for 1.5 normal keys so 1 key and 3 ref!

Add me if you agree!
Throw me anything!

I will consider all hats and effects!

Good C/Os:
1.8 buds from ಠ_ಠ
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Hello everyone!

I have 1 spare buds lying around which I'm looking to buy things with. Will look at every offer and if I see a good deal I'll take it!

I do have some terms and conditions however;

Mainly looking for quicksells and I will be unable to pay your BO so please, no BOs.
Be polite on this trade to everyone. I don't care if you're a total dickhead to me but show respect to other people.
Do not rage if I reject your offer.

Have a great day!
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Taking any offer!

Good C/Os:
2 buds from Nyanonymous (Retracted and brought a lower tiered El Jefe)
Blizzardy storm stainless steel pot and 1 bud
2 buds from camryn (Retracted and brought a unusual tossle)
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